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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zvon Stakanov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zvon Stakanov could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Borris Whoopyourasski's chin.
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260 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
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195 cm
26
260 lbs
10 - 2 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Zvon Stakanov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Igor Prikhodko and Ivan Kurochkin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoopyourasski with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Stakanov takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Whoopyourasski lands a nice hook to Stakanov's body. Stakanov takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Whoopyourasski tries a head kick but it misses.
Whoopyourasski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Whoopyourasski misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Whoopyourasski lands with a nice body punch.
Whoopyourasski walks into a straight right hand from Stakanov.
Whoopyourasski fakes the leg kick and cracks Stakanov in the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stakanov is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Whoopyourasski misses the jab.
Stakanov fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Whoopyourasski, pushing him back against the cage.
Whoopyourasski lands a shoulder strike.
Stakanov misses with a punch to the body.
Whoopyourasski escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Stakanov throws a right and a left that Whoopyourasski avoids nicely.
Whoopyourasski uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stakanov.
Stakanov walks forward, straight into a front kick from Whoopyourasski.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stakanov misses with a wild combination.
Whoopyourasski thuds a left hand into Stakanov's body.
Stakanov is breathing heavily.
Stakanov on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Whoopyourasski listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Crunch! Whoopyourasski slams his shin into Stakanov's torso.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stakanov chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Whoopyourasski can pounce on him.
Whoopyourasski lands a nice leg kick that just misses Stakanov's sensitive parts.
Whoopyourasski lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Stakanov stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Whoopyourasski.
A thudding body kick lands there by Whoopyourasski!
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab to the head.
Zvon Stakanov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whoopyourasski connects with a crisp jab.
Whoopyourasski avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Whoopyourasski, right into the meat.
Whoopyourasski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Whoopyourasski connects with a right hand. Stakanov shakes it off.
Whoopyourasski throws a head kick that Stakanov semi-blocks.
Whoopyourasski throws a nice outside leg kick.
Stakanov takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Whoopyourasski scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stakanov takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Stakanov takes one to the side of the head.
Stakanov is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Whoopyourasski ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Stakanov clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Borris Whoopyourasski!
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hype
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