PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between renato vladistic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joey Big Pasta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Big Pasta is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by mustard. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

vladistic
vs
Big Pasta

186 cm
24
170 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

185 cm
23
180 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, renato vladistic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joey Big Pasta!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Big Pasta misses with a kick to the body.
Big Pasta lands a straight punch to the body, keeping vladistic at a distance.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
vladistic closes this distance looking for a takedown but Big Pasta circles away.
Big Pasta throws a nice looking combination but vladistic bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Big Pasta misses with a two punch combination.
vladistic seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Big Pasta shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! vladistic is backing up but Big Pasta catches him with a final right hook that drops him! vladistic covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Big Pasta Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joey Big Pasta!