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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kenneth Townsend (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Humu Kalakaua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Townsend comes to the cage accompanied by Walk by Pantera. Kalakaua comes into a darkened arena with his song building. kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Kenneth Townsend is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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250 lbs
13 - 11 - 0 |
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26
284 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kenneth Townsend!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Humu Kalakaua!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kalakaua moves in looking to clinch but Townsend pushes him off.
Kalakaua tries to close the distance and clinch up but Townsend swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kalakaua closes the distance and clinches.
Kalakaua breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Townsend is defended easily by Kalakaua.
Kalakaua bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kalakaua feints a jab and as Townsend dips his head, Kalakaua unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Townsend right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Townsend falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Kalakaua smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Humu Kalakaua!
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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