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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rivers Cuomo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Patrol comes to the cage accompanied by Sign of a victory - R.Kelly. Boner Patrol has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rivers Cuomo!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big left from Patrol misses.
Boner Patrol seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cuomo throws a right and a left that Patrol avoids nicely.
Patrol misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Patrol cracks Cuomo with an open hand slap.
Patrol waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cuomo.
Patrol closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cuomo circles away.
Cuomo uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Patrol.
Cuomo misses with a wild combination.
Patrol gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Patrol misses with a straight right.
Nice shot lands for Cuomo.
The fighters circle momentarily. Patrol darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A telegraphed right hand from Patrol misses the target.
Patrol fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boner Patrol. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A big right from Patrol misses.
Cuomo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Patrol.
Patrol showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cuomo.
Cuomo throws a series of punches but Patrol moves out of range.
Patrol is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cuomo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuomo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Patrol shoots in but Cuomo avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Rivers Cuomo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cuomo stuffs the takedown attempt from Patrol. Patrol gets slowly back to his feet.
Patrol misses with a hook.
Patrol shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cuomo wants to sweep here but Patrol controlling him for the moment.
Cuomo looking to control.
Patrol controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Cuomo wants to stand but Patrol is controlling the position.
Cuomo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Patrol sitting in guard here, content to control.
Cuomo manages to escape and get back to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuomo throws a head kick that misses.
Cuomo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Patrol misses with a looping right.
Patrol darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Still in half guard, Patrol seems content to control.
Cuomo manages to get to full guard.
Patrol is stalling in the full guard.
Cuomo trying to control the position.
Patrol's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Cuomo has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol stays in close to Cuomo's body and controls the position.
Patrol has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Patrol looking to sit in guard and control but Cuomo gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Cuomo loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Patrol throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cuomo in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Patrol looking for a guillotine here but Cuomo defends easily.
Patrol is breathing heavily.
Patrol keeping moving, preventing Cuomo from controlling successfully.
Patrol throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cuomo in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cuomo with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Cuomo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Patrol works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Patrol working for a triangle but Cuomo defends it easily.
Cuomo is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Boner Patrol will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Patrol throws a hook to the side of Cuomo's head but Cuomo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nice takedown defense from Cuomo. No joy for Patrol on that attempt.
Rivers Cuomo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cuomo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Patrol throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Cuomo's waist but Cuomo gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Patrol off to one side.
Cuomo looks for the body kick but Patrol saw that one coming.
Patrol throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cuomo on the side of the head.
Patrol swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cuomo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Patrol throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cuomo moves out of range as Patrol strikes.
A swing and a miss from Patrol.
Patrol with a nice cross.
Cuomo takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Patrol pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Patrol shoots for a double leg takedown but Cuomo sprawls well. He's pushed Patrol's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boner Patrol. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cuomo tries to clinch but Patrol moves out of range.
Cuomo throws a nice looking combination but Patrol bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cuomo takes a swing at Patrol's ribcage but misses.
Patrol throws a hook but Cuomo avoids it easily.
Cuomo wants to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuomo moves into the clinch.
Cuomo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Patrol goes for a takedown in the clinch but Cuomo prevents it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Cuomo as the two fighters clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Cuomo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Patrol is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Cuomo pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Patrol's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cuomo swings wildly with an uppercut but Patrol uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Patrol.
Cuomo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cuomo can't find room to land a body shot as Patrol controls the action.
Patrol goes for a takedown in the clinch but Cuomo prevents it.
Patrol tries for a takedown but Cuomo manages to get underhooks.
Cuomo throws a punch but it's blocked by Patrol.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Cuomo.
Patrol blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cuomo misses with a body punch.
Cuomo slowing the pace effectively.
Cuomo prevents the takedown attempt.
Patrol blocks an uppercut.
Cuomo swings wildly with an uppercut but Patrol uses good head movement to avoid it.
Patrol tries to score a body lock takedown but Cuomo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Patrol changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cuomo fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Cuomo swinging wildly here.
Cuomo tries to clinch but Patrol is having none of it.
Cuomo goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Patrol is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Cuomo is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A head kick misses from Cuomo.
Patrol misses with a straight right.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuomo connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Patrol momentarily.
Cuomo drives through and clinches with Patrol against the cage.
Patrol goes for a takedown attempt but Cuomo pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Cuomo connects with a solid leg kick.
Patrol throws a jab but it's blocked by Cuomo.
Cuomo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Patrol closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cuomo circles away.
Cuomo throws a hook but Patrol avoids it easily.
Patrol staying out of range there.
Patrol shoots in for a double leg but Cuomo sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Patrol misses with a takedown attempt - Cuomo sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cuomo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Patrol ducks right into an uppercut from Cuomo.
Cuomo throws a head kick that misses.
Patrol fails to land the takedown.
Cuomo throws a quick inside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuomo lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Cuomo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cuomo throws a sloppy head kick and Patrol moves out of range easily.
Patrol takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cuomo lands a nice shot that snaps Patrol's head back.
A right-left combo lands from Cuomo.
A cross from Cuomo lands.
Cuomo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Patrol is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cuomo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cuomo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Cuomo swinging wildly here.
Patrol scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Cuomo fails to land with a series of punches.
Cuomo loads up on a big right hand but Patrol slips the punch.
Patrol is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cuomo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Rivers Cuomo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Patrol's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Patrol connects with a single shot there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cuomo. Patrol does a little dance to reset his feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Patrol.
Patrol throws a jab but it's blocked by Cuomo.
Cuomo darts in and clinches Patrol up against the cage.
Cuomo lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Patrol backwards.
Cuomo tries to throw a body punch but Patrol avoids it by throwing Cuomo back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cuomo.
Cuomo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Patrols head.
Cuomo tries to stall but Patrol uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cuomo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cuomo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cuomo misses with some punches.
Cuomo lands a right hand that snaps the head of Patrol backwards.
Cuomo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cuomo throws a punch but it's blocked by Patrol.
Patrol has Cuomo pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Cuomo manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Patrol tries to score a body lock takedown but Cuomo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boner Patrol. That's going to take a lot out of him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cuomo.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuomo lands an elbow inside that Patrol shrugs off.
Cuomo lands with a light punch inside.
Patrol blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cuomo lands with a right to the head.
Patrol has Cuomo pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Patrol pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Cuomo tumbling to the mat - Patrol dives into Cuomo's guard.
Cuomo looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Patrol seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Cuomo wants to sweep but no luck.
Patrol content to stall in guard here.
Patrol trying to control but Cuomo is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol postures up.
Patrol slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Patrol avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Patrol seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Cuomo is trying to control the position but Patrol postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Cuomo is looking for a triangle but Patrol pushes his legs off easily.
Cuomo not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Patrol is stalling in the full guard.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Boner Patrol just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Patrol misses with a looping right.
A combination from Cuomo does no damage.
Patrol shoots for a double leg takedown but Cuomo sprawls well. He's pushed Patrol's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cuomo throws a nice looking combination but Patrol bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cuomo moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Patrol takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Patrol missing with a left hand there. Cuomo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cuomo lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Danga de danga de dang - Cuomo scores with a four punch combination!
Patrol moves out of range as Cuomo throws a body kick.
Cuomo takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Patrol.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Cuomo is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Patrol is controlling him well.
Patrol controls the position.
Cuomo is trying to control Patrol's posture but Patrol avoids it.
Patrol takes a little break here. Cuomo wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Boner Patrol showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Patrol has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Boner Patrol!
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