PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Gun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Ripper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gun kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Georgia- Field Mob, Ludacris Ft. Jamie Fox. Tommy Gun is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Gun
vs
Ripper

180 cm
20
163 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

185 cm
25
155 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tommy Gun!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Ripper!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gun with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Ripper to score with a decent uppercut.

Gun scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Ripper wants to get back to his feet but Gun drags him back down.
You can see the frustration on Ripper's face as Gun controls the position.
Gun's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ripper is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Gun is controlling him well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Gun tries for a kimura but Ripper is defending well.
Gun is putting a hurting on Ripper here, landing some big shots from side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gun controlling the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ripper is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Gun is controlling him well.

Gun is trying to get an arm triangle but Ripper is defending well.
Gun landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Ripper wants to get back to his feet but Gun drags him back down.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Gun dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Ripper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Gun was well out of range. Poor timing from Ripper.
Ripper looks to land a combination but Gun avoids it well.
Ripper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Ripper throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ripper misses with a double jab.
A good leg kick by Ripper.
Gun throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ripper slips a straight right by Gun.
Gun clobbers Ripper with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ripper throws a leg kick but Gun sees it coming and moves out of range.
Ripper moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Gun shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Ripper but Ripper pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Gun avoids the body shot from Ripper.
Ripper lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ripper misses with a wild combination.
Ripper lands a jab-cross combination.

Gun shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Ripper manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Gun is looking to work some ground and pound but Ripper has wrist control.
Gun slips nicely into half guard.
Gun controlling the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Gun is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Ripper doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Gun.

Gun is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Ripper sees it coming and defends easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ripper tries to kick Gun off in order to stand up. Gun Avoids the leg push though and dives into side control.

Gun wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Ripper, who protects the arm well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ripper is being controlled here.
Gun lands a few punches from side control.

Gun wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Ripper, who protects the arm well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gun taking a breather here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tommy Gun dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

A good leg kick by Ripper.
Ripper tries a head kick but it misses.
Gun throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ripper looks to land a body kick but Gun moved away.

Gun shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Gun showed some decent athleticism there.
Ripper is looking to escape.
Gun keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gun stops Ripper from getting back to his feet.
Gun controlling the pace.
Ripper really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gun. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Gun throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Gun moves nicely into side control.
Gun working the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gun content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Gun works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gun is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Ripper's shoulder. That is not cool.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tommy Gun showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Gun, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight for Tommy Gun!
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight for Tommy Gun!
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Tommy Gun!

Tommy Gun wins by unanimous decision!