PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maximum Mainiac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TeIhinga TeUira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Mainiac
vs
TeUira

202 cm
21
255 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

177 cm
23
280 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Maximum Mainiac!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, TeIhinga TeUira!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Eliza Hachem and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mainiac circles away from the clinch attempt.
TeUira tries to clinch up.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - TeUira has eaten all the pies!
TeUira tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mainiac swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mainiac tries to bum rush TeUira with a series of wild strikes but TeUira uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
TeUira misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
TeUira tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
TeUira is looking to clinch.
Mainiac misses with a combination
and TeUira counters with a series of strikes. Mainiac will be more careful next time no doubt.
Mainiac connects with a looping right hand.

It looks like TeIhinga TeUira has been cut.
Mainiac throws a leg kick that misses.
Mainiac thows a left - swing and a miss!
TeUira fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mainiac connects with the punch.
Maximum Mainiac seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mainiac throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Mainiac takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mainiac throws out a loose jab but TeUira uses good head movement to avoid it.
TeUira wants to clinch up but Mainiac keeps it at a distance.
Mainiac swinging wildly here.
Mainiac circles away from the clinch attempt.
TeUira staying out of range there.
Mainiac throws the kick towards the body but TeUira avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
TeUira throws a nice looking combination but Mainiac bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The fighters circling - Mainiac throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mainiac lands a nice looking kick to the body. TeUira takes a step back to recover.
TeUira looks gassed!

Mainiac fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with TeUira, pushing him back against the cage.
Mainiac lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mainiac lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt TeUira or not.
Mainiac lands a nice uppercut.
Mainiac presses TeUira against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mainiac lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Mainiac as the two fighters clinch.

Mainiac breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mainiac lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mainiac fakes high and swings low for a body shot but TeUira manages to avoid it.

Mainiac cracks TeUira with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Mainiac has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning TeUira to stand back up!
Mainiac does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mainiac throws a sloppy head kick and TeUira moves out of range easily.
Mainiac dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mainiac lets loose with a powerful body kick. TeUira will feel that in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mainiac misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
TeUira takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Mainiac clinches up against the cage.
Mainiac landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Mainiac lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Mainiac lands a right hand.
Mainiac lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of TeUira backwards.
Mainiac working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mainiac lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Mainiac lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down TeUira.
Mainiac lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Mainiac softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Mainiac lands an uppercut.
Mainiac lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of TeUira backwards.
Mainiac landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Mainiac lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt TeUira or not.
Mainiac pushes TeUira back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Mainiac cracks TeUira with a nice body shot.
A right hand to the body from Mainiac.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mainiac scores with a shoulder strike.
A short uppercut from Mainiac.
Mainiac works on TeUira's body with a couple of short punches.
Mainiac lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down TeUira.
Mainiac lands an uppercut.
Mainiac scores with a shoulder strike.
Mainiac creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mainiac works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Mainiac pushes TeUira back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mainiac lands a good knee to the midsection. TeUira won't want to take too many of those.
Mainiac lands with a short shot to the head.
A short body shot lands from Mainiac as the two fighters clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mainiac creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Mainiac escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Mainiac moves into range and clinches up with TeUira.
Mainiac lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mainiac gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Mainiac scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mainiac scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mainiac using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Mainiac lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Mainiac digs a right hand underneath TeUira's ribcage. TeUira let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mainiac lands an uppercut.
Knees to the body from Mainiac.
Mainiac lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt TeUira or not.
Mainiac lands a nice knee to the body.
Mainiac lands with a left to the head.
Mainiac creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through TeUira's defenses.
Mainiac softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Mainiac works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A right handed body shot lands from Mainiac.
Mainiac works on TeUira's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
TeUira jumps guard but Mainiac stands there with TeUira around his waist. TeUira gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Mainiac putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has TeUira in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.

Mainiac breaks the clinch.
Mainiac cracks the inside of TeUira's front leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maximum Mainiac dominated that round.
The cut man is working on TeIhinga TeUira's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

TeUira avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
No joy there for TeUira, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mainiac is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that TeUira can do to turn this around?
The fighters circling - TeUira throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mainiac pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
TeUira takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Mainiac here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Mainiac falls off balance throwing a combination
and TeUira counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
TeUira takes a jab right on the kisser.
TeUira takes a kick to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mainiac looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mainiac lands with a good body shot.

Mainiac closes the distance and pushes TeUira back into the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mainiac scores with a shot to the side of TeUira's head.
Mainiac lands a right hand that snaps the head of TeUira backwards.
Mainiac throws an elbow that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Mainiac.
Mainiac tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mainiac misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mainiac stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
TeUira managing to block the knees to the body from Mainiac.
Mainiac presses TeUira against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mainiac lands a damaging elbow.
Mainiac gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Mainiac utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Mainiac misses with a knee to the head.
Mainiac is working TeUira over against the cage.

Mainiac's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Mainiac is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Mainiac looks to land a right hand but TeUira moved out of range.
A big left from Mainiac misses.
Mainiac just misses with a punch to the body.
Mainiac keeps TeUira at a distance using the push kick.
Mainiac looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
TeUira throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mainiac comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mainiac lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Mainiac swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mainiac throws a series of punches but TeUira moves out of range.
Mainiac just misses with a punch to the body.
TeUira slips a straight right by Mainiac.
Mainiac thows a body kick. TeUira tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mainiac.
Mainiac lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Mainiac throws an uppercut from half a mile away. TeUira sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A head kick misses from Mainiac.
TeUira throws the left hand but Mainiac avoids the punch easily.
TeUira misses with a combination
and Mainiac counters with a head kick.
Mainiac circles away from the clinch attempt.
TeUira takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Mainiac darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mainiac moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Mainiac stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Mainiac throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mainiac thows a body shot but no joy.
A solid body kick from Mainiac.
Mainiac throws a nice looking combination but TeUira bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mainiac tries to close the distance and clinch up but TeUira swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mainiac misses with a straight left.
TeUira throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mainiac counters with a left and a right that stings TeUira.
Mainiac looks to land a body kick but TeUira moved away.
TeUira takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Mainiac takes a swing at TeUira's ribcage but misses.
TeUira wants to clinch up but Mainiac keeps it at a distance.
Mainiac misses with a head kick.
Mainiac takes a swing at TeUira's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mainiac takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Maximum Mainiac is winning the standup battle so far.
TeUira tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mainiac swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mainiac will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mainiac scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Mainiac circles away from the clinch attempt.
TeUira's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
TeUira moves away from the strike by Mainiac.
Mainiac misses with a hook.
TeUira tries to clinch but Mainiac moves out of range.
TeUira wants to clinch up but Mainiac keeps it at a distance.
Maximum Mainiac is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
TeUira takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Mainiac ducks down and throws a hook to the body but TeUira moves away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mainiac lands a body shot.

Mainiac has managed to clinch.
Mainiac throws a head punch that misses.
Mainiac fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Maximum Mainiac dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on TeIhinga TeUira's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Mainiac lands a high kick!
Mainiac swings for the body but TeUira moves out of range.
Mainiac throws a nice looking combination but TeUira bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A jab from Mainiac misses.
TeUira slips a straight right by Mainiac.
Mainiac tries a head kick but it misses.
TeUira tries to clinch but Mainiac moves away
and Mainiac counters with a head kick.
Mainiac throws a right and a left that TeUira avoids nicely.
Mainiac needs to keep his hands up - TeUira had a free shot at his head there.
A right-left combo lands from TeUira.
Mainiac throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
TeUira fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mainiac fails with an attempt to clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
TeUira tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mainiac paws at him with a jab and circles away.
TeUira misses with a straight right.
Mainiac throws a combination that misses
and TeUira counters with a left and a right that stings Mainiac.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Mainiac misses.
Mainiac with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mainiac with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
TeUira blocks a head kick by Mainiac.
TeUira misses with a few strikes there.

Mainiac moves into range and clinches up with TeUira.
Mainiac throws a punch but it's blocked by TeUira.
TeUira jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mainiac walks away with a smile on his face. TeUira gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Mainiac thows a left - swing and a miss!

Mainiac moves into range and clinches up with TeUira.
Mainiac scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Mainiac.
A short body shot lands from Mainiac as the two fighters clinch.
Mainiac softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Mainiac.
Mainiac presses TeUira against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mainiac lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mainiac lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Mainiac lands a body punch in the clinch.
Mainiac lands a left hand.
Mainiac creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through TeUira's defenses.
Mainiac cracks TeUira with a nice body shot.
TeUira tries to break the clinch but Mainiac is controlling the position.
Mainiac lands with a left to the head.

Mainiac breaks the clinch.
Mainiac scores with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mainiac throws a head kick that misses.
Mainiac misses with a wild body shot.
Mainiac turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Mainiac throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent TeUira stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
An inside leg kick lands from Mainiac.

Mainiac closes the distance and pushes TeUira back into the cage.

Mainiac escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
TeUira tries to clinch up but Mainiac circles away and keeps his distance.
The fighters circling - Mainiac throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
TeUira sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Mainiac lands a nice looking kick to the body. TeUira takes a step back to recover.
TeUira moves out of range as Mainiac strikes.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mainiac!
Mainiac scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Mainiac closes the distance and pushes TeUira back into the cage.
Maximum Mainiac has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Mainiac softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Mainiac scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Mainiac landing knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mainiac cracks TeUira with a nice body shot.
Mainiac lands a shot to the body.
TeUira takes a knee to the side of the body.

Mainiac breaks from the clinch.
A head kick misses from Mainiac.
A telegraphed right hand from Mainiac misses the target.
No joy there for Mainiac, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mainiac throws a hook but TeUira avoids it easily.
A left and a right from TeUira both land. Nice combination.
Mainiac throws a solid leg kick but TeUira takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Mainiac.
Mainiac misses with an uppercut.
Mainiac missing with a left hand there. TeUira was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mainiac throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Mainiac keeps the fight on the outside.
Mainiac lands a nice looking body kick.
Mainiac fakes high and swings low for a body shot but TeUira manages to avoid it.
Mainiac plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
TeUira doesn't manage to clinch there - Mainiac circles away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A swing and a miss from Mainiac.
Mainiac tries a head kick but it misses.
TeUira wants to clinch but Mainiac slips to the side
and Mainiac counters with a head kick. That will keep TeUira thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
TeIhinga TeUira has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Maximum Mainiac is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
TeUira blocks a leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Maximum Mainiac showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mainiac has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:25
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:25
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Maximum Mainiac!