PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuke Dukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Murple Pan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Murple Pan will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Dukem
vs
Pan

225 cm
19
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nuke Dukem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Murple Pan!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pan takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Pan looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Dukem misses with a head kick.
Dukem wants to clinch.
Dukem throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dukem tries to close the distance and clinch but Pan swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dukem fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Pan avoids it really well and circles away.
Dukem thuds a left hand into Pan's body.
Pan should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dukem fails with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dukem lands a big head kick that sends Pan tumbling to the mat! Dukem takes a step backwards and waves Pan back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Murple Pan has been cut.
Dukem lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dukem shoots for a takedown but Pan saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Nuke Dukem. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dukem cracks Pan on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Pan falls backwards against the cage. Dukem follows up with more strikes that drop Pan to his knees. Dukem keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Pan! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nuke Dukem!