PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Samurai Oceans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and the dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Samurai Oceans is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Oceans
vs
dude

175 cm
23
257 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

201 cm
23
273 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

Einherjer RAW Nutrition * Recovery 156 : 45$ *

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Samurai Oceans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, the dude!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oceans tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Oceans tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
dude shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Oceans but Oceans pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Horrible takedown by dude or perhaps it was just good defense by Oceans which made him look bad.
the dude seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
dude fails with a takedown attempt.
Samurai Oceans has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of the dude.
Oceans looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Oceans misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from dude.
dude looks for a takedown but Oceans sprawls well.
dude shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Oceans as he jumps to the side.
dude will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Oceans misses with a body kick.
Oceans displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from dude.

Oceans instigates a clinch.

dude pulls guard.
dude has control of Oceans's left arm, preventing Oceans from doing any damage.
Oceans wants to control from the top but dude keeps moving.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dude is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Oceans trying to control but dude is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Oceans is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
dude looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Oceans knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for dude on the ground.
dude looking to control but Oceans passes into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oceans is just content to waste time from the top position. dude takes advantage of the situation and regains full guard.
dude keeping moving, preventing Oceans from controlling successfully.
dude controls Oceans momentarily but Oceans frees himself.

dude pushes Oceans off and gets back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from dude.
No luck with that takedown attempt from dude.
Oceans thows a body shot but no joy.
dude slips under a jab from Oceans.

Oceans clinches with his opponent.
Oceans using the Thai plumb to throw knees but dude has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Oceans trying to land knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Oceans just misses with a elbow thrown towards dude's brow.
Oceans tries a knee to the head but dude blocks it.
Oceans stalling in the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
dude is trying to break the clinch but Oceans has him pressed against the cage.
Oceans throws an elbow but it's blocked.
dude wants to get back to striking at distance but Oceans won't allow it.
dude is working for takedown but Oceans is calmly controlling the position for now.
Oceans lands an elbow that stopped dude in his tracks for a moment.
Oceans pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Samurai Oceans dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Oceans misses with a hook.
Oceans is looking to clinch.
Oceans misses with a body shot.
dude blocks the body kick.
Oceans tries to clinch but dude moves out of range.
dude tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Oceans swivels and escapes.
dude takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
dude tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Oceans swivels and escapes.

Oceans rushes dude and presses him up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Oceans fails to land.
Oceans gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from dude.
Samurai Oceans has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of the dude.

dude drags the fight down to the ground.
Oceans might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
dude trying to keep a closed guard but Oceans is proving a slippery customer.
Oceans is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
dude is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oceans looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

dude is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Oceans trying to control but dude is working from the bottom.
Oceans content to stall in guard here.
dude keeping moving, preventing Oceans from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oceans is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because dude is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Oceans tries to free his leg and advance position but dude is retaining full guard.

dude working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Oceans doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oceans manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Oceans controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
dude preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Oceans postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Samurai Oceans will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

dude fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
dude shoots in looking for a takedown. Oceans tries to sprawl out of it but dude keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Oceans manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Oceans pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

Oceans gets in close and instigates a clinch.
dude drops down looking for an ankle pick but Oceans pulls his leg out and moves away.
Samurai Oceans has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of the dude.
dude closes the distance and clinches up with Oceans, looking for a takedown. dude pushes Oceans against the cage but Oceans circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Oceans is looking to clinch but dude is avoiding it.

Oceans pushes dude up against the cage in a clinch.
Oceans leaning his opponent against the cage.
Oceans lands an elbow inside that dude shrugs off.
dude is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Oceans gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Oceans taking a breather.
Oceans lands an elbow inside.

It looks like the dude has been cut.
dude takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
dude is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Oceans gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
dude is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Oceans gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Oceans trying to land knees to the body.
Oceans using the Thai plumb to throw knees but dude has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Oceans prevents a takedown attempt there.
Oceans avoiding damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dude has Oceans pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Oceans manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Oceans is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
dude tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Oceans just stands there and leans against the cage.
Oceans looking to throw knees to the head but dude is blocking nicely.
Oceans leaning his opponent against the cage.
Oceans lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
dude changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Oceans fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Oceans instigates a clinch.
Oceans lands an elbow just above dude 's eye.
Oceans lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Oceans.
Oceans throws a knee to the head but misses.
dude is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Oceans gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Nice elbow from Oceans.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Oceans here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Oceans using the Thai plumb to throw knees but dude has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
dude takes an elbow to the temple.
dude takes an elbow to the temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oceans lands a damaging elbow.
Oceans is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but dude is keeping busy.
dude blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Oceans lands an elbow just above dude 's eye.
Oceans has dude pressed against the cage.
Oceans prevents dude from breaking the clinch.
Oceans is struggling to control the position.
Oceans looking to throw knees to the head but dude is blocking nicely.
dude is trying to force a seperation but Oceans has the dominant position.
dude wants to break the clinch but can't.
dude tries to circle away but Oceans has him pinned against the cage.
Oceans misses with a knee strike.
dude wants to get back to striking at distance but Oceans won't allow it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Oceans misses with a knee strike.
Oceans is pressed up against the cage. dude has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Oceans down to the mat. Oceans avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
dude swats away the attempt to clinch by Oceans.
dude bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
dude changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Oceans tries to avoid it but dude manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Oceans to the ground. Oceans escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Oceans misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Oceans just misses with a elbow thrown towards dude's brow.
Oceans using the Thai plumb to throw knees but dude has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
dude tries to pull guard but Oceans holds him up against the cage and eventually dude drops back down to his feet.
Oceans misses with a knee strike.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
the dude has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Oceans throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Samurai Oceans is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
dude blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
dude wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Oceans has him pressed against the cage.
dude can't get the takedown.
dude tries to score a body lock takedown but Oceans shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Oceans gets underhooks to prevent dude's takedown attempt.
dude blocks an uppercut.
Oceans throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but dude blocks it with crossed arms.
Oceans gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
dude is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Oceans tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Oceans creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through dude's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oceans leaning his opponent against the cage.
Oceans gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from dude.
dude takes an elbow to the forehead.
Oceans stalls.
Oceans lands a damaging elbow.
dude is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Oceans is pushing dude up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Oceans blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Oceans misses with a short punch on the inside.
Oceans gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
dude has Oceans pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Oceans manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Oceans.

And that's the end of the fight!
Samurai Oceans showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Oceans, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Samurai Oceans!