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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muay Thai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Motörhead - Killed By Death. Muay Thai will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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274 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Muay Thai!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thai misses with a head kick.
Thai works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Jeremy rushes Thai and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jeremy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Thai blocks the elbow strike.
Thai tries to break the clinch but Jeremy is controlling the position.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.
Thai with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thai tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jeremy avoids it.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
Thai avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
Thai wants to break the clinch but can't.
Thai avoids the elbow strike from Jeremy, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
Thai lands an elbow inside that Jeremy shrugs off.
Thai blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Thai stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Thai dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Thai takes an elbow to the forehead.
It looks like Muay Thai has been cut.
Thai is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thai throws an elbow but it misses.
Jeremy throws an elbow but it misses.
Thai blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy prevents Thai from breaking the clinch.
Thai wants to break the clinch but can't.
Thai takes an elbow to the temple.
Thai blocks an elbow strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thai creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jeremy's defenses.
Thai is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thai is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Thai misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.
Jeremy misses with an elbow over the top.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thai blocks an elbow strike.
Thai avoids a wild elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Thai digs a right hand into Jeremy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jeremy's gas tank.
Thai makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jeremy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Jeremy.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Thai's brow.
Jeremy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Thai.
Jeremy lands an elbow inside.
Thai blocks an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jeremy lands a nice elbow.
Thai stalling the fight.
Jeremy misses with an elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Jeremy throws an elbow but misses.
Thai throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jeremy lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Thai is rocked!
That has opened up Muay Thai's cut even more.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Thai is still on wobbly legs! Can Jeremy finish him?
Thai dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Thai seems to have recovered his senses.
Thai pushes off an throws an elbow but Jeremy leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Thai dodges an elbow strike from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands an elbow that stopped Thai in his tracks for a moment.
Jeremy has Thai pressed against the cage. He pushes Thai back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Jeremy throws a beautiful elbow that sends Thai crashing to the floor! Jeremy piles on the pressure with more strikes! Thai is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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