PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Smeer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kona Kamehameha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kamehameha comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Everybody Wants to Rule The World kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Frank Smeer is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Smeer
vs
Kamehameha

190 cm
27
270 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

200 cm
23
270 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Frank Smeer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kona Kamehameha!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamehameha misses with a wild combination.
Smeer ducks under a wild hook from Kamehameha.

Kamehameha lands a big uppercut and Smeer crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Smeer looks OK. Kamehameha waves Smeer back to his feet!

It looks like Frank Smeer has been cut.
Smeer lands with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kamehameha takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Kamehameha throws a right and a left that both miss.
Smeer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Smeer thuds a left hand into Kamehameha's body.
Kamehameha looks gassed!
Smeer shoots in looking for a takedown. Kamehameha tries to sprawl out of it but Smeer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. Kamehameha manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Smeer fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamehameha takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Kona Kamehameha has been cut.
Smeer misses with an uppercut. Kamehameha saw that one coming.
Smeer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Smeer closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Smeer trying to control from Kamehameha's half guard. Kamehameha has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Kamehameha looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Smeer puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Smeer thows a huge punch but Kamehameha dodges it nicely.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smeer moves nicely into side control.
Smeer is looking to take a break and control but Kamehameha is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kamehameha is looking for a sweep.

Smeer wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Kamehameha, who protects the arm well.
Smeer trying to control the position but Kamehameha is working away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kamehameha manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.

Smeer is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Kamehameha sees it coming and defends easily.
Kamehameha has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Smeer is working away from the top position though.

Smeer looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Smeer is trying to control the action in half guard but Kamehameha is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Kamehameha is looking to improve his position.
Kamehameha gets full guard.
Kamehameha trying to control the position here.
Kamehameha keeping moving, preventing Smeer from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Frank Smeer will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Smeer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kamehameha.
Smeer closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kamehameha circles away.
Kamehameha avoids the head kick by Smeer.
Kamehameha misses the body punch
and Smeer counters with a nice body kick.

Smeer scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Smeer goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Kamehameha has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Smeer but great work by Kamehameha.
Smeer is trying to improve his position.
Smeer is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamehameha throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Kamehameha is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Smeer has managed to free his arm - good work.
Smeer moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Kamehameha tries to free his leg and advance position but Smeer is retaining full guard.
Kamehameha won't allow Smeer to get back to his feet.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Smeer wants to sweep but no luck.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Kamehameha wants to control from the top but Smeer keeps moving.
Kamehameha lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Smeer bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kamehameha's guard.
Kamehameha is pulling down on Smeer's head. It's preventing any offense from Smeer, at least for the moment.
Smeer content to stall in guard here.

Smeer is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Kamehameha is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Kamehameha has escaped and now he's on top!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kamehameha with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kamehameha trying to control but Smeer is working from the bottom.

Kamehameha got a little sloppy there for a moment and Smeer has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kamehameha has managed to get both his arms back between Smeer's legs - danger averted.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Kamehameha thows a big elbow that misses.
Kamehameha throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Smeer not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Kamehameha cracks Smeer with a solid left hand.
Smeer wants to sweep here but Kamehameha controlling him for the moment.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Smeer is on top in guard.
Kamehameha not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Frank Smeer dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Kamehameha slips under a jab from Smeer.
Smeer throws a combination. Kamehameha tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Kamehameha swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smeer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kamehameha stuffs the takedown.
Smeer throws a body kick that misses.
Kamehameha keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Smeer.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Smeer.

Kamehameha gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Smeer to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Smeer trying to control the position from guard on top but Kamehameha is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smeer pushes down on Kamehameha's leg and manages to get into half guard.

Smeer is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Kamehameha sees it coming and defends easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Kamehameha is defending against the submission attempts here by Smeer.
Kamehameha trying to control from the bottom.
Kona Kamehameha has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kamehameha has a hand on Smeer's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Smeer takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!

Smeer moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Kamehameha has worked his arm free - good work by Kamehameha!
Smeer tries to advance to mount but can't.

Smeer working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Smeer is trying to get an arm triangle but Kamehameha is defending well.
Kamehameha manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Smeer keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kamehameha throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Smeer is looking for a sweep. Kamehameha is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Smeer has hold of Kamehameha's hands but Kamehameha slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Kamehameha throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Kamehameha is trying to control the action in half guard but Smeer is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Kamehameha seems to be looking for submissions.
Kamehameha not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Kamehameha is trying to work for a kimura but Smeer is defending well.

Smeer looking for a kimura from the bottom but Kamehameha passes into side control!

And that's the end of the fight!
Frank Smeer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Smeer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Frank Smeer!