PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Qwasnatmetaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ben Strange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Qwasnatmetaker's entrance music is Prodigy - Smack my bitch up. A fine choice. Douglas Qwasnatmetaker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Qwasnatmetaker
vs
Strange

175 cm
18
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
23
170 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ben Strange!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Eliza Hachem and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strange closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Strange looks for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker sprawls well.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a nice right hand.
Strange tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Qwasnatmetaker swivels and escapes.
Qwasnatmetaker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks a nice hook into Strange's ribs.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice hook to Strange's body. Strange takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Strange is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Qwasnatmetaker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker punishes Strange's body with a nice straight punch.
Qwasnatmetaker takes a swing at Strange's ribcage but misses.
Strange shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ben Strange.
Qwasnatmetaker changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Strange takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice shot to the body.
Strange looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strange takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hook to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker throws out a powerful jab.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a jab to the head.
Qwasnatmetaker jabs at Strange's body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Strange at a distance.
Qwasnatmetaker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a looping right hand.
Some wild striking there from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks a nice hook into Strange's ribs.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Qwasnatmetaker misses the shot to the body.
Strange is trying desperately to land a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Strange.
Strange doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good body shot into Strange's ribs.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a combination. Strange tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Strange takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice shot to the body.
Strange takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Qwasnatmetaker moves into range and connects with a jab.
Strange takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a series of strikes that have Strange backpedaling.

It looks like Ben Strange has been cut.
Qwasnatmetaker with a hook.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good hook to Strange's body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice looking body shot.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Strange on the side of the head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with an overhand left.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Strange is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Strange at a distance.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Qwasnatmetaker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a jab to Strange's midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker works over Strange's head and body with a nice combination.
Qwasnatmetaker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Qwasnatmetaker moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Qwasnatmetaker lunges at Strange with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Strange's hand.
Qwasnatmetaker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Strange takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a nice combination. Strange backs away looking to recover.
Qwasnatmetaker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Qwasnatmetaker scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Strange takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Qwasnatmetaker with a hook.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a good body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker is working the combinations to good effect here.
Qwasnatmetaker jabs at Strange's body.
Danga de danga de dang - Qwasnatmetaker scores with a four punch combination!
Qwasnatmetaker swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Strange.
A left lands for Qwasnatmetaker.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker works Strange's body with a nice hook.
A nice combination there by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a nice combination. Strange backs away looking to recover.
Qwasnatmetaker's corner calls for a 1-2. Qwasnatmetaker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Strange doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Qwasnatmetaker shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Strange is trying to defend but Qwasnatmetaker finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Strange is looking to improve his position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Qwasnatmetaker looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Strange wants to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Douglas Qwasnatmetaker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ben Strange's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Strange fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker avoids it really well and circles away.
Qwasnatmetaker paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Strange manages to avoid it.
Qwasnatmetaker tests Strange's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Strange dives in and grabs Qwasnatmetaker's left leg, looking for a takedown. Qwasnatmetaker pushes down on Strange's head and hops out.
Strange takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Strange takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Qwasnatmetaker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Strange was well out of range. Poor timing from Qwasnatmetaker.
Nice body punch from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker thuds a left hand into Strange's body.
Qwasnatmetaker looks to land a combination. Strange sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Strange is breathing heavily.
Strange shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Qwasnatmetaker makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ben Strange.
Qwasnatmetaker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker lunges at Strange with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Strange's hand.
Strange has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker swings for the body but Strange moves out of range.
A right-left combo lands from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker is looking to wear down Strange with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a jab to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ben Strange is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a wild body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Strange stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Strange takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a good body shot.
Strange drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a right hand.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a nice combination. Strange backs away looking to recover.
Qwasnatmetaker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Strange has time to react.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Strange looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Qwasnatmetaker misses the shot to the body.
Jab from Qwasnatmetaker.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks a nice hook into Strange's ribs.
Strange takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Qwasnatmetaker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a slapping body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker works Strange's body with a nice hook.
Qwasnatmetaker darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Strange takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy right hand. Strange should have avoided that one.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hook to the body.
Strange walks into a straight right hand from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a jab to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a right hook to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Strange stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a slapping body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good body shot into Strange's ribs.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a slapping body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Strange has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Strange there as he acknowledges the shot.
Qwasnatmetaker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Strange can do to turn this around?
Strange fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker takes a swing at Strange's ribcage but misses.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a wild body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a good body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Qwasnatmetaker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Strange takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good hook to Strange's body.
Qwasnatmetaker jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Strange takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Strange takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Strange dodges the punch combination from Qwasnatmetaker.
Strange takes one to the chin there.
Qwasnatmetaker looks to score with a jab to the body but Strange is just out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Douglas Qwasnatmetaker dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ben Strange's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Qwasnatmetaker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Strange closes this distance looking for a takedown but Qwasnatmetaker circles away.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice hook to Strange's body. Strange takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Strange walks into a jab.
Strange on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice hook to Strange's body. Strange takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker is winning the standup battle so far.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a nice combination. Strange backs away looking to recover.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a one two combo.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks a nice hook into Strange's ribs.
Strange takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Qwasnatmetaker. Strange does a little dance to reset his feet.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a jab to Strange's midsection.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks a nice hook into Strange's ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good body shot into Strange's ribs.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Qwasnatmetaker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Strange takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Qwasnatmetaker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Strange looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Strange takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Strange takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Strange on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a hook to the body. Strange takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Qwasnatmetaker works Strange's body with a nice hook.
Qwasnatmetaker's corner calls for a 1-2. Qwasnatmetaker obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a slapping body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks a nice hook into Strange's ribs.
Qwasnatmetaker closes the distance and lands a one-two.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good body shot into Strange's ribs.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a good body shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a body punch but Strange moves out of range.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.
Nice shot by Qwasnatmetaker.
Strange takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Good standup being displayed there by Qwasnatmetaker as he connects with a hook.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a series of strikes that have Strange backpedaling.
Qwasnatmetaker avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A decent looking cross lands there for Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Strange walks into a jab.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Qwasnatmetaker stuns Strange with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a looping right hand.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a shot to the body.
Qwasnatmetaker's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Qwasnatmetaker duly obliges.
Nice cross by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Strange looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Qwasnatmetaker ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Qwasnatmetaker lands with a nice combination. Strange backs away looking to recover.
Strange on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Qwasnatmetaker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Strange. Strange circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a wild body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good hook to Strange's body.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a slapping body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker thuds a left hand into Strange's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker punishes Strange's body with a nice straight punch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strange takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good hook to Strange's body.
Jab from Qwasnatmetaker.
Strange uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker looks to score with a jab to the body but Strange is just out of range.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a two punch combo.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a sloppy right hand. Strange should have avoided that one.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a two punch combo.
Nice jab there from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker thows a body shot but no joy.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Strange is trying hard to land a takedown here. Qwasnatmetaker sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Qwasnatmetaker uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Strange has time to react.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good body shot into Strange's ribs.
Ben Strange has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Qwasnatmetaker digs a good hook to Strange's body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Qwasnatmetaker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:24
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:24
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!