PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Archie Bunker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sneezer Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bunker comes to the ring accompanied by Movin on Up. Sneezer Killer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bunker
vs
Killer

170 cm
23
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
23
215 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Archie Bunker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Sneezer Killer!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Thiago Cunha and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Killer with a hook.
Archie Bunker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bunker lands a two punch combo.
Bunker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Killer slips a straight right by Bunker.
Bunker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Killer.
Killer looks to land a combination but Bunker avoids it well.
Bunker scores with a punch to the head.
Bunker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bunker listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Killer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Killer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bunker throws a sloppy body shot
and Killer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Killer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Killer lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Killer.
Bunker misses with a combination
and Killer counters with a nice leg kick.
Bunker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Killer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bunker defending well as Killer loads up on a big left hand.
Bunker lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bunker throws a combination that misses
and Killer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bunker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Killer counters with a nice uppercut.
Some wild striking there from Bunker.
Bunker lands with a nice combination. Killer backs away looking to recover.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunker misses with a two punch combination.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Killer digs a good hook to Bunker's body.
Bunker misses with a combination
and Killer counters with a straight right hand.
Killer misses with a wild body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bunker.
Killer dodges the punch combination from Bunker.
Good exchange - Bunker coming out on top.
Killer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bunker misses with a combination
and Killer counters with a left to the body.
Killer scores with a jab. Bunker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Killer scores with a nice head shot.
Killer cracks Bunker with a right hand to the side of the head.
Killer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bunker manages to avoid it.
Bunker throws a right and a left that both miss.
Killer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bunker had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Killer throws a wild body kick that Bunker sees coming a mile off.
Killer looks to land a left hand but Bunker moved out of range nicely.
Bunker throws a combination. Killer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bunker throws a sloppy head kick and Killer moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bunker.
Bunker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bunker doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Killer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bunker looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bunker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Killer has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Some wild striking there from Bunker.
Killer scores with a decent looking hook.
Killer swinging wildly here.
Bunker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bunker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Killer misses with a body kick.
Killer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bunker, right into the meat.
Bunker lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bunker misses with a series of wild punches.
Bunker throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunker with a nice cross.
Bunker throws a series of punches but Killer moves out of range.
Killer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Killer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Killer's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Killer duly obliges.
A jab from Bunker misses.
Bunker throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bunker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Killer counters with a stiff right hand.
Killer throws the left hand but Bunker avoids the punch easily.
Bunker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Killer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bunker throws a right and a left that Killer avoids nicely.
A jab lands there for Killer.
Killer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Killer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Killer swings for the body but Bunker moves out of range.
Killer is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Bunker swinging wildly here.
Killer throws a body punch but Bunker moves out of range.
Bunker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bunker shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Killer lands with a straight right. Bunker didn't see that one coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bunker throws a nice looking combination but Killer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A left and a right from Bunker both land. Nice combination.
Killer misses with a looping right.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Killer.
Bunker lands with an overhand left.
Bunker throws a one two combo.
Killer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Killer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bunker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Killer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bunker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Killer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Some wild striking there from Bunker.
Killer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killer connects with a crisp jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bunker's head backwards.
Bunker lands with a thumping leg kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Killer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bunker.
Bunker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bunker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Killer scores with a jab. Bunker acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bunker throws a head kick that misses.
Bunker avoids the body shot from Killer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Archie Bunker will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Bunker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bunker misses with a head kick.
Bunker misses with a combination
and Killer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bunker throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Killer counter with a right hand.
A head kick misses from Bunker.
Bunker takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Killer throws a right and a left that Bunker avoids nicely.
Killer closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bunker throws a head kick that misses.
Bunker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Killer.
A nice combination there by Bunker.
Archie Bunker is winning the standup battle so far.
Bunker throws a combination. Killer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bunker misses with a combination
and Killer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Killer dodges the punch combination from Bunker.
Bunker misses with a body shot.
Bunker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Killer showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bunker.
Killer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bunker moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunker misses with a two punch combination.
Bunker throws a right hand that Killer ducks under and follows up with a left that Killer also avoids with ease.
Killer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bunker was well out of range. Poor timing from Killer.
Bunker connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Killer momentarily.
Killer scores with a hook.
Killer looks to land a left hand but Bunker moved out of range nicely.
Killer gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bunker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Archie Bunker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bunker throws a series of punches but Killer avoids them all with ease.
A slapping body kick lands there for Bunker.
Killer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bunker on the side of the head.
Bunker lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Killer misses with a few strikes there.
Killer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bunker looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The fighters circling - Bunker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bunker looks to land a combination but Killer avoids it well.
Bunker slips under a jab from Killer.
Killer misses with the combination.
Bunker is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bunker misses with the combination.
Jab from Bunker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunker lands a two punch combo.
Bunker throws a looping overhand right but Killer ducks down to avoid it.
Bunker misses with a double jab
enabling Killer to counter with a crisp jab.
Bunker scoring well with a low kick there.
Bunker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice shot lands for Bunker.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bunker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Killer.
Bunker throws a head kick that Killer semi-blocks.
Bunker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Killer circles away quickly and effectively.
Killer lands an overhand right.
Bunker misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bunker lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Killer circles away quickly and effectively.
Killer tries to bum rush Bunker with a series of wild strikes but Bunker uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bunker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Killer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bunker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Killer counters with a series of strikes. Bunker will be more careful next time no doubt.
A left and a right from Bunker both land. Nice combination.
Bunker lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bunker.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer clobbers Bunker with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Killer avoids a kick to the body.
Bunker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A punch combination from Bunker misses.
Bunker misses with a double jab.
Bunker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Killer works the jab nicely.
Bunker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bunker takes a swing at Killer's ribcage but misses.
Bunker misses with a combination
and Killer counters with a left and a right that stings Bunker.
Bunker throws a right and a left that Killer avoids nicely.
Killer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bunker will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Killer is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A punch combination from Bunker misses.
Bunker lands with a slapping head kick.
Killer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bunker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bunker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bunker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Killer.
Killer moves out of range of the strikes.
Killer throws a series of punches but Bunker moves out of range.
Killer dodges the punch combination from Bunker.
Killer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Bunker throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Killer counter with a right hand.
Bunker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bunker takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Killer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bunker circles away quickly and effectively.
Bunker takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Killer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Bunker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Killer.
Killer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bunker's hands.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Killer throws a hook to the side of Bunker's head but Bunker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bunker tries a head kick but it misses.
Bunker misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bunker looks to score with a jab to the body but Killer is just out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. Killer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Archie Bunker dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Bunker throws a right and a left that Killer avoids nicely.
Bunker blocks a head kick by Killer.
Killer throws a big shot that misses.
Killer throws a combination that misses
and Bunker counters with a series of strikes. Killer will be more careful next time no doubt.
Bunker on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Bunker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Killer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Killer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bunker throws a nice looking combination but Killer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bunker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bunker fails to land with a series of punches.
Killer takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bunker with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Killer to score with a decent uppercut.
Killer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killer misses with a wild combination.
Bunker has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bunker there as he acknowledges the shot.
Killer lands with an uppercut that bounces Bunker off the ropes and back into rage.
Bunker fails to land with a series of punches.
Bunker scores with a sloppy right hand. Killer should have avoided that one.
Killer throws a head kick that misses.
Killer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Killer counters with a one-two to the body.
Killer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Killer throws a hook but Bunker avoids it easily.
Bunker throws a nice looking combination but Killer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bunker throws a series of strikes that have Killer backpedaling.
Killer throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Killer works over Bunker's head and body with a nice combination.
Bunker misses with the combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Killer.
Killer misses with a combination
and Bunker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Bunker checks a low kick from Killer.
Bunker throws a right hand that Killer ducks under and follows up with a left that Killer also avoids with ease.
Killer scores with a decent looking hook.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bunker.
Bunker misses with a few strikes there.
Killer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bunker misses with a double jab.
A combination from Bunker does no damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunker throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A punch combination from Killer misses.
Killer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bunker moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Killer.
Bunker displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Nice defenses there by Killer.
Bunker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Killer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bunker scores with a head kick.
Killer is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bunker.
Bunker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killer throws a right hand that Bunker ducks under and follows up with a left that Bunker also avoids with ease.
Bunker's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Bunker duly obliges.
Bunker lands with a straight right. Killer didn't see that one coming.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bunker!
Killer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bunker.
Bunker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bunker takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bunker swinging wildly here.
Bunker throws a right hand that Killer ducks under and follows up with a left that Killer also avoids with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunker misses with a combination
enabling Killer to counter with a crisp jab.
Killer misses with a double jab.
Bunker showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Killer.
Killer avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sneezer Killer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bunker drops his hands momentarily and Killer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bunker fakes the leg kick and cracks Killer in the body.
Bunker connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nice defenses there by Bunker.
Bunker lands the left hand.
Bunker throws a sloppy head kick and Killer moves out of range easily.
Bunker lets loose with a powerful body kick. Killer will feel that in the morning.
Killer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A telegraphed right hand from Killer misses the target.
An inside leg kick lands from Bunker.
Killer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Some wild striking there from Bunker.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bunker, as that shot connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killer misses with a straight right.
Bunker tries to bum rush Killer with a series of wild strikes but Killer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bunker scores with the left hand. Killer knows he should have avoided that one.
Bunker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Killer to counter with a crisp jab.
Bunker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Killer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bunker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Killer.
Killer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bunker scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Bunker tries to bum rush Killer with a series of wild strikes but Killer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A head kick misses from Bunker.
Bunker throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Killer.
Bunker scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Killer misses the jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Killer misses with a wild combination.
Nice shot lands for Bunker.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A combination from Bunker does no damage.
Bunker lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Archie Bunker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bunker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Archie Bunker!