PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between MJ Penn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiny Timmy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tiny Timmy was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Penn
vs
Timmy

180 cm
19
140 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

150 cm
19
140 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, MJ Penn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Tiny Timmy!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Richard Clark and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck for Timmy with that takedown attempt.

Penn drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Penn avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Penn pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Timmy is keeping the position for now.
Timmy working a defensive guard here.

Penn drops back looking for a leg! Timmy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Timmy manages to kick Penn off! Penn jumps back into Timmy's guard.

Timmy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Penn defends it easily.
Penn is pushing down on Timmy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Timmy is fighting to maintain full guard but Penn has managed to sneak the leg through.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Penn is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Timmy wants to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Timmy is trying to maintain the position but Penn is very close to passing his half guard.
Penn missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Timmy wants to improve his position but Penn is controlling well.

Penn is trying to work for a kimura but Timmy is defending well.
Penn is thwarting Timmy's attempts to control the position.

Penn is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Timmy has managed to free his arm - good work.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Timmy doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Penn decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Timmy's guard.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Timmy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penn stopping the sweep attempt from Timmy.
Penn looking to pass the guard.
Penn is working hard here to advance position.
Penn is breathing heavily.
Penn is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Timmy has his feet on Penn's thighs here. He's pushed Penn off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Penn screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tiny Timmy!