PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fourth Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boy has chosen New York as his entrance music. Fourth Boy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Pisse
vs
Boy

180 cm
18
205 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

192 cm
22
220 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Intelligent

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fourth Boy!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, David Schapiro and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Boy feints and as Pisse raises his hands in defense, Boy changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Boy won't allow Pisse to get back to his feet.
Pisse utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Pisse wants to get back to his feet but Boy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Pisse avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Boy postures up in Pisse's guard and throws a big left but Pisse blocks it.
Pisse working a defensive guard here.
Boy stops Pisse from standing up.
Boy must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Boy looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Pisse!
Pisse might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Pisse takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Poor strikes thrown by Boy there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Boy looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Boy thowing shots but they're missing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pisse holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Boy tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Boy trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Boy connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Pisse is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Boy fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boy unloads with some shots from mount but Pisse bucks and avoids them well.
Boy throws a strike there. Pisse manages to avoid it well and slips a leg under to get to half guard.
Pisse blocking the ground and pound attempt from Boy.
Boy missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Boy thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Boy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Pisse's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Boy throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Nice body punch from Pisse.
Boy looks gassed!
Boy fails with a takedown attempt.
Pisse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Boy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Boy takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Fourth Boy has been cut.
Pisse scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Boy takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pisse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Boy looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Pisse!
Pisse squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Boy thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy wants to control the pace but Pisse is squirming around nicely.
Boy throws some wild stikes that Pisse manages to avoid easily.
Boy throwing strikes but Pisse bucks up and reverses the position. He's now in guard on top.
Boy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Pisse wriggles free and stands up.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Boy shoots in and drives through. Pisse sprawls well.
Boy drops his hands momentarily and Pisse takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pisse scores with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Fourth Boy will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Fourth Boy's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Boy shoots for a double leg takedown but Pisse sprawls well. He's pushed Boy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Fourth Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisse tests Boy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Pisse motions for Boy to come forward. Pisse throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pisse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boy shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Pisse pinned against the cage. Pisse gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A cross from Pisse lands.

That has opened up Fourth Boy's cut even more.

Boy shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pisse napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Pisse wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Boy working the strikes but Pisse uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Boy is breathing heavily.
Boy thows a huge punch but Pisse dodges it nicely.
Boy thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy tries to pass to full mount but Pisse defends it.
Boy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pisse avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Boy.
Boy lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Boy working over Pisse with some ground and pound. Pisse looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Boy missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Boy not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Pisse keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Pisse blocking the ground and pound attempt from Boy.
Boy working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Pisse manages to get to full guard.
Boy throws and elbow that misses. Pisse uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Boy's guard. Nice move by Pisse!
Boy looking for a sweep. Not yet Boy, not yet.
Pisse stops Boy from standing up.
Boy is wriggling around but Pisse manages to pass to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse wants to stand up but Boy is controlling the position.
Boy wants to control but Pisse is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Boy is looking to get back to is feet but Pisse passes into side control.

Pisse decides to stand back up. Pisse steps back and let's Boy get back to his feet.
Boy misses with a takedown attempt - Pisse sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fourth Boy.
Pisse works over Boy's head and body with a nice combination.
Nisse Pisse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pisse lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Boy has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Boy there as he acknowledges the shot.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse misses with a few strikes there.
Boy avoids the body shot from Pisse.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Boy is defended easily by Pisse.
Pisse comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Boy fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Pisse sprawls well initially but Boy persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boy throws a strike but Pisse avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Boy throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Boy throws and elbow that misses. Pisse uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Boy's guard. Nice move by Pisse!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Boy looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Pisse has picked Boy up and slammed him! Boy can't keep hold of the triangle and Pisse manages to pass to side control!

Pisse stands up and we're back to a striking position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nisse Pisse dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Fourth Boy's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Pisse lands a slapping body shot.
Pisse with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pisse scores with a jab to the body.
Pisse digs a good hook to Boy's body.
Pisse wants to land a leg kick but Boy is out of range.
Pisse misses with a double jab.
Boy tries for a takedown but Pisse sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Pisse throws a one two combo.
Decent striking displayed by Pisse there.
Pisse getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice sprawl there from Pisse as Boy shoots in.
Pisse misses with a jab, cross combination.
Boy tries to score a power double leg takedown but Pisse sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Boy somewhat.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fourth Boy.
Pisse lands a right hook to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Boy.
Nisse Pisse is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisse scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pisse.
No luck for Boy with that takedown attempt.
Pisse attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Boy has a takedown stuffed.
Pisse lands a jab-cross combination.
A jab from Pisse finds it's way through Boy's defenses.

Boy shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Pisse's guard.
Boy tries to free his leg and advance position but Pisse is retaining full guard.
Boy scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Boy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Boy is pushing down on Pisse's leg trying to pass to half guard. Pisse is fighting to maintain full guard but Boy has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Pisse kicks off Boy and gets to his feet.
Nisse Pisse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boy shoots for a takedown but Pisse saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Boy tries for a takedown but Pisse sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Boy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nice sprawl there from Pisse as Boy shoots in.
Pisse looks to land a combination. Boy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

Boy shoots in and bounces Pisse off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Boy trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Boy is looking to work some ground and pound but Pisse has wrist control.
Pisse trying to control the position here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Boy throwing strikes from guard but Pisse blocks nicely.

Pisse pushes Boy off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Pisse lands a two punch combo.
Pisse swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Boy closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Pisse did well to prevent Boy getting side control.
Boy seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Pisse does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy throwing shots but Pisse is blocking nicely.
Boy wants to take a breather but Pisse is having none of it.
Boy lands strikes from half guard.
Boy missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Pisse is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Boy scores with a couple of nice shots.
Boy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Pisse's head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boy throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A clash of legs there as Boy blocks the low kick.

Boy scores a takedown into full mount!
Boy unloads with some shots from mount but Pisse bucks and avoids them well.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nisse Pisse showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Pisse has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 30:27
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 29:28
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nisse Pisse!