PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urijah Faber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Urijah Faber had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 156.1lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. One Turd acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Faber
vs
Turd

168 cm
23
164 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

175 cm
23
163 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urijah Faber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Jorge Garcia and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Faber shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Faber was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Turd regains half guard.
Turd manages to get to full guard.
Faber throws a big right hand that misses.
Faber scoring with some ground and pound.
Turd wants to sweep here but Faber controlling him for the moment.

Turd looking for a guillotine here but Faber defends easily.

Turd looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

Turd looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Turd working for a triangle but Faber defends it easily.
Faber stands up over Turd, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Faber throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Turd works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Faber with a flurry of punches that miss.

Turd is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Faber is aware though and is defending well.

Turd throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Turd looks gassed!
Faber stands up over Turd, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Faber accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Turd looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Faber looking to pass the guard.

Turd is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Faber defends well.
Faber throwing strikes from guard but Turd blocks nicely.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Faber's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Turd has his foot on Faber's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Faber works his way back into a safe position though.
Faber is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Turd is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Turd wants to sweep here but Faber controlling him for the moment.
Faber is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Faber advances to half guard.

Turd is defending against the submission attempts here by Faber.

Turd is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Faber is tapping! Great win for Turd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). One Turd!