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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Henery McLovin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McLovin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Thunderstuck - AC DC. Limberdinkle has chosen BLUNT- The Iron Maiden as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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154 lbs
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162 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Henery McLovin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Russell Pearce and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Limberdinkle misses the target.
Limberdinkle scores with a jab to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a head kick.
McLovin blocks a head kick by Limberdinkle.
Some wild striking there from McLovin.
McLovin tries for a takedown but Limberdinkle sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from McLovin is defended easily by Limberdinkle.
McLovin sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
McLovin looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Henery McLovin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McLovin throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Limberdinkle's waist but Limberdinkle gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing McLovin off to one side.
McLovin is breathing heavily.
McLovin shoots in but no luck this time.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle has managed to clinch.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow that misses.
Limberdinkle landing knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McLovin takes an elbow to the forehead.
Limberdinkle throws a knee to the head but misses.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside that McLovin shrugs off.
It looks like Henery McLovin has been cut.
Knees in the clinch landing for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a damaging elbow.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McLovin avoids it.
With the fighters up against the cage, Limberdinkle throws an elbow but misses.
Limberdinkle looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside that McLovin shrugs off.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the head but McLovin blocks with his arms.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it misses.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the head but McLovin blocks with his arms.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
Limberdinkle throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow just above McLovin 's eye.
Limberdinkle with an attempt at a knee that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Limberdinkle just misses with a elbow thrown towards McLovin's brow.
McLovin blocks an elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries to land knees in the clinch but McLovin avoids the damage to the body.
Limberdinkle utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with a knee strike.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside that McLovin shrugs off.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a damaging elbow.
Limberdinkle lands a knee to the body.
Nice elbow from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
McLovin avoids a wild elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle crunches a lovely knee into McLovin's ribcage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it misses.
Limberdinkle misses with a knee strike.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside that McLovin shrugs off.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow that stopped McLovin in his tracks for a moment.
Limberdinkle comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Limberdinkle landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Limberdinkle pushes off an throws an elbow but McLovin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Nice elbow from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle missing with knees to the body.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow that stopped McLovin in his tracks for a moment.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow that stopped McLovin in his tracks for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Limberdinkle throws an elbow but misses.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McLovin's defenses.
Limberdinkle misses with a knee strike.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McLovin's defenses.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
McLovin avoids a wild elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle pushes off an throws an elbow but McLovin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
McLovin avoiding damage as Limberdinkle throws knees to the body.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow that misses.
McLovin really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Limberdinkle landing some nice looking knees to the body.
McLovin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McLovin's defenses.
McLovin takes a knee to the side of the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside that McLovin shrugs off.
Nice elbow from Limberdinkle.
McLovin avoiding damage as Limberdinkle throws knees to the body.
McLovin blocks the elbow strike.
Limberdinkle scores with a knee to the head.
Limberdinkle gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McLovin takes an elbow to the forehead.
Limberdinkle landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
McLovin takes an elbow to the temple.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Limberdinkle.
McLovin goes for a takedown in the clinch but Limberdinkle prevents it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow just above McLovin 's eye.
McLovin looking for a takedown.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Limberdinkle lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Henery McLovin's cut.
That's time! McLovin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Limberdinkle scores with a push kick.
McLovin changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Limberdinkle tries to avoid it but McLovin manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Limberdinkle to the ground. Limberdinkle escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Limberdinkle gets a clinch.
McLovin blocks an elbow strike.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside.
McLovin dodges an elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle unloads a knee to the mid-section. McLovin lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
With the fighters up against the cage, Limberdinkle throws an elbow but misses.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow that misses.
Limberdinkle has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Limberdinkle gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
McLovin takes an elbow to the temple.
Limberdinkle working McLovin over with knees to the body.
Limberdinkle is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. McLovin is defending well for now.
McLovin takes an elbow to the forehead.
Limberdinkle lands a damaging elbow.
Limberdinkle comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Limberdinkle is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside that McLovin shrugs off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow that stopped McLovin in his tracks for a moment.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow that stopped McLovin in his tracks for a moment.
Knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
McLovin takes a knee to the side of the body.
McLovin dodges an elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
McLovin takes an elbow to the temple.
Limberdinkle lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
McLovin takes an elbow to the temple.
McLovin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Limberdinkle utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McLovin avoids it.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McLovin avoids it.
Limberdinkle throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Limberdinkle lands a damaging elbow.
McLovin managing to block the knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
Urinus Limberdinkle seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the head but McLovin blocks with his arms.
Limberdinkle missing with knees to the body.
McLovin blocks an elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
McLovin avoiding damage as Limberdinkle throws knees to the body.
Limberdinkle using the Thai plumb to throw knees but McLovin has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
McLovin tries to score a body lock takedown but Limberdinkle shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Limberdinkle is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Limberdinkle unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Limberdinkle unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Limberdinkle throws an elbow but misses.
Limberdinkle throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
McLovin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
McLovin is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Henery McLovin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McLovin blocks an elbow strike.
McLovin is trying to drag Limberdinkle to the mat but Limberdinkle just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
McLovin avoids a wild elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle looking to throw knees to the head but McLovin is blocking nicely.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Limberdinkle prevents a takedown attempt there.
Limberdinkle with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Limberdinkle lands a good knee to the midsection. McLovin won't want to take too many of those.
Limberdinkle scores with a knee to the head.
Limberdinkle landing knees to the body.
McLovin has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Limberdinkle avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Limberdinkle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow inside.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it misses.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Limberdinkle tries to land knees in the clinch but McLovin avoids the damage to the body.
Knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McLovin avoids it.
McLovin goes for a takedown attempt but Limberdinkle pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
McLovin throws a leg kick
and Limberdinkle counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Limberdinkle.
McLovin takes a knee to the side of the body.
Limberdinkle gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from McLovin.
Limberdinkle tries to land knees in the clinch but McLovin avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McLovin blocks an elbow strike.
Limberdinkle trying to land knees to the body.
Limberdinkle misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McLovin.
Limberdinkle misses with a knee strike.
Limberdinkle tries a knee to the head but McLovin blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Urinus Limberdinkle showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Henery McLovin's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!
McLovin has his takedown stuffed
and Limberdinkle counters with a leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Limberdinkle displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from McLovin.
Limberdinkle moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
McLovin has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle moves into the clinch.
Limberdinkle misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McLovin.
Limberdinkle looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McLovin's defenses.
Limberdinkle connects with a knee to the head.
Limberdinkle putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McLovin in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow.
Limberdinkle comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McLovin dodges an elbow strike from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
McLovin avoids the elbow strike from Limberdinkle, against the cage.
Limberdinkle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and McLovin avoids it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
Knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
McLovin blocks the elbow strike.
Limberdinkle lands a damaging elbow.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Limberdinkle lands an elbow just above McLovin 's eye.
Limberdinkle missing with knees to the body.
McLovin tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Henery McLovin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McLovin managing to block the knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
McLovin is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Limberdinkle pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Limberdinkle lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Limberdinkle landing knees to the body.
Limberdinkle lands a damaging elbow.
McLovin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Limberdinkle putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McLovin in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Limberdinkle prevents a takedown attempt there.
With the fighters up against the cage, Limberdinkle throws an elbow but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a knee to the head.
Limberdinkle pushes off an throws an elbow but McLovin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
McLovin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McLovin can't get the takedown.
Limberdinkle misses with an elbow strike.
McLovin tries to score a body lock takedown but Limberdinkle shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow that misses.
Limberdinkle lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through McLovin's defenses.
McLovin managing to block the knees to the body from Limberdinkle.
Limberdinkle throws a knee to the head but misses.
McLovin turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and McLovin manages to end up in side control.
McLovin thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
McLovin goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Limberdinkle rolls with the submission and now he's on top in McLovin's guard! Nice work there by Limberdinkle!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle drops back looking for a leg! McLovin is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and McLovin manages to kick Limberdinkle off! Limberdinkle jumps back into McLovin's guard.
Limberdinkle trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McLovin is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Limberdinkle is aware though and is defending well.
McLovin looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Limberdinkle gets to his feet - McLovin follows without any prompting.
Henery McLovin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Limberdinkle.
McLovin darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
McLovin wants to free his trapped foot but Limberdinkle is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Henery McLovin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McLovin throwing shots but Limberdinkle is blocking nicely.
Limberdinkle is holding on to half guard well.
Limberdinkle regains full guard. Nicely done.
McLovin drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Limberdinkle manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now McLovin has Limberdinkle in his guard.
Limberdinkle working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McLovin's head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Limberdinkle winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 25:30
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 25:30
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
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RATING
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