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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ronaldo Couza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Killer Clown's choice of entrance music: Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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300 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
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21
300 lbs
5 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ronaldo Couza!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Couza wants to clinch up but Killer Clown keeps it at a distance.
Killer Clown has managed to clinch.
Killer Clown can't find room to land a body shot as Couza controls the action.
Couza escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Killer Clown swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Couza avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Couza misses with an uppercut. Killer Clown saw that one coming.
Couza tries to score a power double leg takedown but Killer Clown sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Couza somewhat.
Couza fails in his attempt to clinch.
Killer Clown throws a series of strikes that have Couza backpedaling.
Killer Clown wants to clinch.
Killer Clown tries a low kick but Couza avoids it.
Killer Clown looks for the body kick but Couza saw that one coming.
Couza throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Killer Clown.
Nice takedown defense from Killer Clown. No joy for Couza on that attempt.
Couza with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Killer Clown throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Couza.
A jab lands there for Couza.
Couza gets a takedown into half guard.
Couza looks to land a strike but Killer Clown avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer Clown preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Killer Clown not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Killer Clown is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Couza throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Killer Clown works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Killer Clown looking to hit a scissor sweep but Couza is one step ahead there.
Couza in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Couza throwing strikes but missing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Killer Clown will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Killer Clown throws a quick inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown tries to clinch up but Couza circles away and keeps his distance.
Killer Clown throws a combination. Couza tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Killer Clown ducks under a wild hook from Couza.
Killer Clown throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Ronaldo Couza seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Couza is breathing heavily.
Killer Clown throws a head kick but Couza moves out of range.
Killer Clown lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Killer Clown lands with a kick to the temple. Couza shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Killer Clown!
Killer Clown throws a left that rocks Couza and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Killer Clown dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Couza regain composure!
Couza is rocked!
You can see the frustration on Couza's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Couza on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Couza tries to get out of the position.
Killer Clown is trying to get an arm triangle but Couza is defending well.
Killer Clown working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Couza is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Killer Clown is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Couza is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Killer Clown tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Killer Clown has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Couza wants to get back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Killer Clown throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Wayne Killer Clown dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A combination from Couza does no damage.
Couza avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
John Wayne Killer Clown seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Couza misses with a straight right.
Killer Clown plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Couza shoots for a takedown but Killer Clown saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Killer Clown stuffs the takedown attempt from Couza. Couza gets slowly back to his feet.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Couza avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Couza avoids a punch combination nicely.
Killer Clown stalks Couza and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Couza's face. Couza staggers backwards, shaken.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
Killer Clown digs a good hook to Couza's body.
Killer Clown displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Couza.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ronaldo Couza. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses.
Killer Clown throws a nice head kick!
A right-left combo lands from Killer Clown.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Killer Clown throws a head kick but Couza moves out of range.
Killer Clown lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Killer Clown throws an absolute beast of a head kick! Couza is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the ropes! Wow!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). John Wayne Killer Clown!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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