PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Xv Jobber vX (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and bo zr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jobber vX has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jobber vX
vs
zr

225 cm
21
130 lbs
0 - 33 - 0

150 cm
22
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 33 - 0, fighting out of London, Xv Jobber vX!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, bo zr!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Colin Fotheringham and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from zr. Jobber vX shrugs it off though.
zr lands with a thumping leg kick.
zr changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jobber vX is breathing heavily.
zr moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
zr lands a nice looking body kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for zr.
A thudding body kick lands there by zr!
zr throws a nice outside leg kick.
zr scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
zr punishes Jobber vX's body with a nice straight punch.
zr fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jobber vX.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
zr throws a leg kick which misses Jobber vX's front leg but catches the back leg as Jobber vX tries to avoid it.
Jobber vX on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
zr throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Jobber vX takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

Jobber vX is rocked!
A thudding body kick lands there by zr!
Oh Jobber vX is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jab from zr.
zr cracks Jobber vX with a right hand to the side of the head.
zr lands a glancing blow to the side of Jobber vX's head.
zr thuds his shin into the meat of Jobber vX's side.
Jobber vX really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
zr moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
zr scores with a jab.
zr connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
zr cracks Jobber vX with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
zr moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
zr scores with a nice body kick.
Jobber vX has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Jobber vX there as he acknowledges the shot.
bo zr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
zr turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A good leg kick by zr.
Jobber vX on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jobber vX seems to have got his legs back now.
A lazy left from zr finds it's target.
Some wild striking there from zr.
A slapping body kick lands there for zr.
zr scoring well with a low kick there.
zr throws a right and a left that both miss.
zr pushes Jobber vX away with a front kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
zr throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
zr looks to land a combination. Jobber vX sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
zr feints and then cracks Jobber vX's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jobber vX down.
Some wild striking there from zr.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from zr, right into the meat.
A solid leg kick lands there for zr.
zr is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jobber vX had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
zr feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jobber vX's calf.
zr throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jobber vX takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
zr chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from zr. Jobber vX shrugs it off though.
zr looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
zr should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
zr thumps Jobber vX with a low kick.
Nice body kick there by zr.
zr looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
zr connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
zr feints and then cracks Jobber vX's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jobber vX down.
zr thows a body kick. Jobber vX tries to catch it but that hurt him.
zr scores with a kick to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for zr.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
zr feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jobber vX's calf.
zr thuds his shin into the meat of Jobber vX's side.
zr scores with a kick to the body.
zr throws a one two combo.
zr lands with a nice body kick.
Nice body kick from zr.
bo zr is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
zr fakes the leg kick and cracks Jobber vX in the body.
zr scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jobber vX in his tracks.
zr lands a front kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
zr throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
zr scores with a kick to the midsection.
Jobber vX walks forward, straight into a front kick from zr.
Jobber vX is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A nice leg kick lands there from zr.
Jobber vX will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
zr buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
zr looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
zr scores with a one two! Jobber vX had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jobber vX on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
zr thumps Jobber vX with a low kick.
zr thows a body kick. Jobber vX tries to catch it but that hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
zr lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Jobber vX at a distance.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jobber vX crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from zr - the referee stops the clock and Jobber vX gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says zr. Jobber vX manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
zr lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
zr lands a body shot.
zr scores with a hook to the body. Jobber vX takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
zr lands a nice shot that snaps Jobber vX's head back.
Jobber vX stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from zr.
zr connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
zr scores with a push kick.
zr looks to land a combination. Jobber vX sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A nice leg kick lands there from zr.
zr throws a series of strikes that have Jobber vX backpedaling.
zr scores with a kick to the body.
zr cracks Jobber vX with a hook to the temple - Jobber vX is on wobbly legs here! zr swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Jobber vX falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! zr wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). bo zr!