PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Maxi Carnage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leanne Smasha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carnage's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, DMX - No Sunshine. Maxi Carnage could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Leanne Smasha's chin.

Carnage
vs
Smasha

170 cm
23
140 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

185 cm
19
145 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Elite Golden Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Maxi Carnage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Leanne Smasha!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carnage throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Smasha's waist but Smasha gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Carnage off to one side.
Carnage shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Smasha as he jumps to the side.
Carnage fails in his attempt to clinch.
Carnage moves out of range as Smasha strikes.
Smasha throws the left hand but Carnage avoids the punch easily.
Carnage shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Smasha pinned against the cage. Smasha gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Maxi Carnage. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Carnage ducks under a wild hook from Smasha.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carnage fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Carnage is defended easily by Smasha.
Carnage has a takedown stuffed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carnage fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Smasha rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carnage moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Carnage tries to score a power double leg takedown but Smasha sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Carnage somewhat.
Carnage dives in and grabs Smasha's left leg, looking for a takedown. Smasha pushes down on Carnage's head and hops out.
Carnage is breathing heavily.
Smasha avoids the head kick by Carnage.
Carnage shoots in for a double leg but Smasha sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Smasha lands with a cross.
Smasha slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Smasha lands a jab to the nose.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carnage fails with a takedown attempt.
Carnage tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Smasha is able to avoid easily.
Smasha scores with a crisp jab that stopped Carnage in his tracks.
Carnage takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Jab by Smasha.
Carnage on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Carnage looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A punch combination from Smasha misses.
Smasha throws a wild body kick that Carnage sees coming a mile off.
Some wild striking there from Smasha.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carnage on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Leanne Smasha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Smasha fails to land with a series of punches.
Smasha lands a jab to Carnage's midsection.
The fight stays on the outside here - Carnage looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Smasha throws the kick towards the body but Carnage avoids it.

Carnage is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Smasha's half guard.
Smasha blocking the ground and pound attempt from Carnage.
Smasha is trying to stand up here but Carnage is controlling him well.
Smasha really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Carnage. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Carnage is trying to work for a kimura but Smasha is defending well.
Smasha wants to get back to his feet.
Carnage trying to control from half guard but Smasha is working away.
Carnage seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

Carnage is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Carnage misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leanne Smasha dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Smasha lands with a hook. Carnage tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Smasha bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Carnage throws a big shot that misses.
Leanne Smasha is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Smasha lands a jab to the nose.
Carnage takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Smasha cracks Carnage with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A jab from Smasha finds it's way through Carnage's defenses.
Smasha is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Smasha displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Carnage.
Smasha leaves Carnage with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Smasha stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Maxi Carnage. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Carnage blocks the body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smasha lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Carnage circles away quickly and effectively.
Carnage misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
No luck for Carnage with that takedown attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smasha.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Smasha.
Smasha is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Carnage shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Smasha as he jumps to the side.
Smasha scores with a jab to the jaw.
Smasha scores with a jab. Carnage acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Smasha scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smasha throws a one two combo.
Smasha has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Smasha misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick misses from Carnage.
Carnage shoots in for a takedown but Smasha shows good takedown defense.
Nice cross by Smasha.
Smasha displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Carnage.
Carnage takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Carnage walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Carnage takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Smasha lands a left and a right that send Carnage crashing to the mat, dazed. Smasha thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Carnage is rocked!

It looks like Maxi Carnage has been cut.
Smasha drops Carnage with a big left hand! Carnage is injured, injured bad! Smasha jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Leanne Smasha!