PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Teddy Bass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles Manson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Manson has chosen Indian War Song as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Bass
vs
Manson

175 cm
20
155 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

177 cm
21
145 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

BEST NUTRITION,no doping

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Teddy Bass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Charles Manson!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bass throws a big shot that misses.
Manson checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bass lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bass takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Teddy Bass has been cut.
Bass blocks a low kick nicely.
Manson swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Bass scores with a sloppy right hand. Manson should have avoided that one.
Manson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Manson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice inside leg kick there by Manson. That's going to slow Bass down.
Manson misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bass scores with a jab to the body.
Manson throws a big shot that misses.
Manson throws a leg kick but Bass sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Manson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bass lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Manson throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bass scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Manson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bass takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bass moves out of range of the body kick from Manson.
Manson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bass.
Bass lands with a hook. Manson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bass keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Bass scores with a body shot.
Bass moves out of range of the strikes.
Manson throws a leg kick which misses Bass's front leg but catches the back leg as Bass tries to avoid it.
Bass throws a jab but it's blocked by Manson.
Bass throws a looping overhand right but Manson ducks down to avoid it.
Donk. Manson catches Bass right on the button with a cross.

Bass is rocked!
Manson lands a brutal uppercut that launches Bass off his feet! Bass tumbles to the floor, barely conscious - the referee jumps in to save him from a beating! Wow, what an ending!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charles Manson!