PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Squat Kojack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brosif Stalin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stalin is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Welcome to Jamrock - Damian Marley. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Kojack
vs
Stalin

155 cm
19
142 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

172 cm
20
149 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Future Pharmaceuticals (144 for $15)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Squat Kojack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Brosif Stalin!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Taro Takaoka and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Stalin.
Kojack takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Stalin throws a right hand that Kojack ducks under and follows up with a left that Kojack also avoids with ease.
Some wild striking there from Stalin.
Kojack lands with an overhand left.
Stalin avoids the body shot from Kojack.
Stalin throws a series of punches but Kojack avoids them all with ease.
Stalin looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kojack throws a big shot that misses.
Stalin is looking to clinch but Kojack is avoiding it.
An inside leg kick from Kojack misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Stalin.
Kojack scores with a hook to the body. Stalin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Stalin throws a nice looking combination but Kojack bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stalin tries to move into range but Kojack moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kojack throws the left hand but Stalin avoids the punch easily.
Stalin tries to bum rush Kojack with a series of wild strikes but Kojack uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Stalin throws a nice looking combination but Kojack bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stalin misses with a wild body shot.
Kojack stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Stalin.
Kojack throws out a loose jab but Stalin uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stalin shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kojack scores with a hook to the body. Stalin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Stalin throws a series of punches but Kojack moves out of range.
Stalin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kojack uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Stalin has time to react.
A punch combination from Stalin misses.
A slow jab from Stalin misses its intended target.
Stalin ducks under a wild hook from Kojack.
Stalin throws a right hand that Kojack ducks under and follows up with a left that Kojack also avoids with ease.
Squat Kojack is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stalin takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A right-left combo lands from Stalin.
Kojack dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kojack punishes Stalin's body with a nice straight punch.
Stalin takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Stalin throws a right hand that Kojack ducks under and follows up with a left that Kojack also avoids with ease.
Kojack misses with a wild body shot.
Kojack avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stalin swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Stalin 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nice uppercut there from Kojack.
Stalin throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Stalin throws a series of punches but Kojack moves out of range.

Stalin darts in and clinches Kojack up against the cage.

Stalin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kojack lands with a hook. Stalin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Stalin closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Kojack is doing well to control the position and prevent Stalin from advancing to side control.

Stalin wants to work for an arm triangle but Kojack is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Stalin tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Kojack.
Kojack is looking to control Stalin's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kojack avoid being mounted?
Kojack desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Kojack is trying to control but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stalin tries to stand and escape but Kojack is controlling the position.
Kojack controlling the position well.
Kojack has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Stalin is working away from the top position though.
Kojack won't allow Stalin to pass to mount.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Stalin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kojack.
Stalin misses with the combination.
Stalin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kojack lands a body shot.
Kojack checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Stalin has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Stalin there as he acknowledges the shot.
Stalin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Stalin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Stalin misses with a wild combination.
Stalin checks a low kick from Kojack.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kojack scores with a hook to the body. Stalin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kojack scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kojack misses with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kojack. Stalin does a little dance to reset his feet.
A decent looking cross lands there for Kojack.
Stalin misses with a leg kick.
Stalin throws a series of punches but Kojack moves out of range.
Stalin drops his hands momentarily and Kojack takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Kojack fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Stalin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kojack throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Stalin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kojack paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Nice shot by Kojack.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Kojack, as that shot connected.
Kojack is looking to score with low kicks.
Stalin takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Stalin shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Stalin takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squat Kojack dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Stalin ducks under a wild hook from Kojack.
Stalin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kojack defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Stalin.
Stalin shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Kojack tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kojack. Stalin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kojack lands with a nice body punch.
Brosif Stalin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jab by Kojack.
Stalin looks to land a combination but Kojack avoids it well.
Kojack fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stalin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kojack lands with an uppercut that bounces Stalin off the cage and back into rage.
The crowd cheers as Kojack lands an impressive looking overhand right. Stalin doesn't seem phased though.
Kojack scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Stalin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Stalin thumps Kojack with a low kick.
Kojack checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kojack connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stalin's hands.
Stalin throws a series of punches but Kojack avoids them all with ease.
Stalin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stalin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kojack scores with a jab to the body.
Nice cross by Kojack.
A combination from Stalin does no damage.
Kojack keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Kojack connects with the punch.
Kojack lands a right hook to the body.
Kojack fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Stalin is breathing heavily.
Jab from Kojack.
Kojack swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stalin.
Stalin throws a leg kick that misses.
Kojack changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kojack lands with a cross.
Stalin swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Kojack counters with a right hand to the body.
Kojack scores with a jab to the jaw.
Kojack dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kojack dodges the punch combination from Stalin.
Stalin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kojack finds it's way round the side to connect with Stalin's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalin misses with a leg kick.
Stalin tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A left lands for Kojack.
Nice shot lands for Kojack.
Kojack throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Stalin on the side of the head.
Stalin keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kojack dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Stalin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kojack counters with a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stalin throws a right and a left that Kojack avoids nicely.
Kojack wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Kojack scores with a body shot.
Kojack lands an overhand right.
Stalin throws and low kick but Kojack moves out of range easily.
Kojack throws out a powerful jab.
Kojack lands with a hook. Stalin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Stalin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kojack counters with a stiff right hand.
Stalin has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Stalin drops his hands momentarily and Kojack takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kojack tests Stalin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stalin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Stalin has a takedown stuffed.
Squat Kojack has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brosif Stalin.
Nice cross by Kojack.
Stalin shoots in looking for a takedown. Kojack tries to sprawl out of it but Stalin keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Kojack manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kojack tests Stalin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stalin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kojack with a hook.
Good standup being displayed there by Kojack as he connects with a hook.
Kojack keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Stalin falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kojack counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Kojack fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kojack lands a body shot.
Stalin misses with a wild body shot.
Kojack throws a low kick but it's checked well by Stalin.
Stalin falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kojack counters with a nice uppercut.
Stalin tries to bum rush Kojack with a series of wild strikes but Kojack uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kojack dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kojack lands with an overhand left.
Kojack scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Stalin has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Stalin there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kojack tests Stalin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kojack comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kojack connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kojack lands a right hook to the body.
Kojack connects with a good right hand that stumbles Stalin. Stalin circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Kojack thuds a left hand into Stalin's body.
Kojack lands a glancing blow to the side of Stalin's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squat Kojack dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Kojack connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kojack darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kojack throws a shot to the body.
Stalin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stalin misses with a hook.

Stalin scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Kojack trying to control here.
Kojack on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kojack tries to get out of the position.

Stalin seems to be looking for submissions.
Kojack trying to control here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kojack connecting with a few gentle strikes.
Stalin tries to stand and escape but Kojack is controlling the position.
Stalin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kojack is looking to control Stalin's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Kojack avoid being mounted?

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Kojack fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stalin on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Kojack cracks Stalin with a good jab.
Kojack throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stalin stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stalin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kojack throws out the jab.
Stalin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stalin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stalin lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kojack has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kojack and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Stalin throws a hook to the side of Kojack's head but Kojack sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Stalin throws a combination that misses
and Kojack counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kojack is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Stalin takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Kojack throws a good cross that connects.
Kojack throws a shot to the body.
Kojack scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Stalin doesn't seem bothered though.
Kojack scores with a nice head shot.
Stalin takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kojack checks a leg kick.
Stalin shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kojack sprawls well. Kojack wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stalin gets slowly back to his feet.
Kojack digs a good hook to Stalin's body.
Kojack is looking to chop away at Stalin's legs.
A shot to de liver by Kojack. Beautiful body shot.
Kojack fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Stalin looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stalin looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Stalin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kojack throws a leg kick that is checked
and Stalin counters with an inside leg kick.
A jab lands there for Kojack.
Kojack connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Kojack lands a glancing blow to the side of Stalin's head.
Kojack stuffs the takedown.
Kojack connects with a crisp jab.
Stalin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kojack lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Kojack connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Stalin's hands.
Kojack cracks a nice hook into Stalin's ribs.
Kojack scores with a jab.
Kojack lands a nice shot to the body.
Kojack checks the leg kick.
A low kick from Kojack misses
and Stalin counters with a good low kick that Kojack was not able to check.
Kojack scores with a hook to the body. Stalin takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kojack listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Kojack connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Nice cross by Kojack.
Stalin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kojack works Stalin's body with a nice hook.
Kojack cracks Stalin with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Squat Kojack is winning the standup battle so far.
Stalin throws a lazy right hand but Kojack sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kojack thuds a left hand into Stalin's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stalin walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kojack does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Brosif Stalin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kojack throws a shot to the body.
Stalin misses with a low kick.
Kojack lands a slapping body shot.
Kojack lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Stalin at a distance.
Stalin takes one to the chin there.
Stalin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Kojack misses with a low kick.
Kojack connects with a jab.
Stalin tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Kojack is able to avoid easily.
Stalin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Kojack.
Stalin misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kojack scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stalin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Stalin misses with a combination
and Kojack counters with a stiff right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Squat Kojack showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kojack, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:26
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 30:26
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squat Kojack!