PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Franz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jun Fan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fan has chosen Everything in its right place as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Titties
vs
Fan

165 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

160 cm
18
147 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

STEEL PENN NUTRITION - STEEL RESERVE 158+ ONLY$89
STEEL PENN NUTRITION - STEEL RESERVE 158+ ONLY$89

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Franz Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jun Fan!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fan misses with a wild body shot.
Fan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fan scores with a nice strike.
Fan misses with a series of wild punches.
Fan misses with an uppercut.
Fan moves out of range of the leg kick from Titties.
Fan connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fan swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Titties.

Titties drives through and clinches with Fan against the cage.
Fan wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Titties works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fan is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Titties keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fan's efforts to push away.
Fan wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Titties has him pressed against the cage.
Fan has had enough of the clinch but Titties keeps him there for the moment.
Titties lands a nice uppercut.
Titties stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Fan tries to break free but Titties pushes him back against the cage.
Fan tries to circle away but Titties has him pinned against the cage.
Titties keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fan's efforts to push away.
Titties displaying some good clinch control by pressing Fan up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fan wants to break free but Titties has control.
Titties stalling in the clinch.
Fan working hard to break the clinch.
Titties lands a shot to the body.
Fan is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Titties is working Fan over against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Titties as the two fighters clinch.
Fan is trying to force a seperation but Titties has the dominant position.
Titties pushes Fan back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fan is trying to break the clinch but Titties is controlling him.
Fan wants to get back to striking at distance but Titties won't allow it.
Titties has Fan pressed against the cage.
Fan is trying to break free.
Fan looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fan is trying to force a seperation but Titties has the dominant position.
Fan wants to break the clinch but can't.
Titties keeps control of Fan as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Titties avoiding damage.
Titties lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fan working hard to break the clinch.
Fan is trying to break the clinch but Titties is controlling him.
Titties throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fans head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fan tries to break free but Titties pushes him back against the cage.
Titties manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A hook to the body from Titties.
Titties has Fan pressed against the cage, preventing Fan from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fan wants to break free but Titties has control.
Titties keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fan's efforts to push away.
Titties lands a body punch.
Fan looks gassed!
Fan is trying to break free.
A short body shot lands from Titties as the two fighters clinch.
Fan tries to circle away but Titties has him pinned against the cage.
Titties is stalling here.
Titties seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Titties lands with a left to the head.
Titties slowing the pace effectively.
Fan wants to get back to striking at distance but Titties won't allow it.
A frustrated look appears on Fan's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Titties dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Franz Titties.
Fan lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Titties throws a leg kick that misses.
Titties ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Fan misses the jab.
Titties connects with a looping right hand.
Fan misses with the combination.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Fan.
Fan stuns Titties with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Titties defending well as Fan loads up on a big left hand.
Titties moves away from the strike by Fan.
A telegraphed right hand from Fan misses the target.
Titties loads up on a big right hand but Fan slips the punch.
Titties staying out of range there.
Titties takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fan misses with a two punch combination.
Fan misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Fan avoids the body shot from Titties.
A clash of legs there as Fan blocks the low kick.
Titties uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Fan.
Fan scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fan missing with a left hand there. Titties was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A slow jab from Fan misses its intended target.
Fan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Fan on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Titties. Titties obviously looking to wear him down.
Fan getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fan misses with an uppercut.
Fan fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Titties slips under a jab from Fan.
A cross from Fan lands.
Titties steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fan.
Titties pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

Fan tries to keep at a distance but Titties has taken the fight into the clinch.
Titties manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Franz Titties dominated that round.
That's time! Titties's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Titties avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fan throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Titties slips a jab and a cross from Fan.
Fan throws a jab but it's blocked by Titties.
Titties blocks a jab.
Fan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Titties moves out of range of the strikes.
Fan scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Fan misses with a few strikes there.
Titties shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Titties ducks under a wild hook from Fan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fan misses with a double jab.
Good leg kick by Titties there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Titties steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fan.
Jun Fan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fan thuds his right hand into Titties's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Fan fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fan throws out the jab.
Fan scores with a punch to the head.
Fan takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
Fan avoids the head kick by Titties.
Titties throws a low kick but it's checked well by Fan.
Fan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Titties ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fan misses with the combination.
Titties throws a nice head kick!
Titties steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fan.
Fan swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
Fan just misses with a punch to the body.
Fan swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Titties does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Titties connects with a jab.
A swing and a miss from Fan.
Fan pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fan misses with a wild combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fan lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Titties backs up against the cage.
Fan swinging wildly here.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Fan moves out of range easily.
Fan displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Fan fails to land with a series of punches.
Titties throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Titties.
Fan thows a body shot but no joy.
Titties lets loose with a powerful body kick. Fan will feel that in the morning.
Titties steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fan.
Fan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Titties.
Fan lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Fan.
Titties throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fan swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Fan throws a right hand that Titties ducks under and follows up with a left that Titties also avoids with ease.
Titties keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fan.
A punch combination from Fan misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fan throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Titties misses with a hook.
Good leg kick by Titties there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fan might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A nice leg kick lands there from Titties.
Fan is breathing heavily.
Fan sizes up Titties with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Titties throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A swing and a miss from Fan.
Titties throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Titties cracks the inside of Fan's front leg.
Fan lands a really nice looking cross but Titties seems unphased.
Fan throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Titties.
Fan throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fan checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jun Fan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fan throws a hook but Titties blocks it.
Titties lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jab by Fan.
Titties moves out of range of the strikes.
Fan misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Fan misses.
Fan misses with a wild combination.
Nice jab there from Fan.
Titties throws a shot from downtown. Fan moves away and avoids it.
A lazy left from Fan finds it's target.
Good leg kick by Titties there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fan thows a body shot but no joy.
Fan throws a looping overhand right but Titties ducks down to avoid it.
Titties slips a jab from Fan.
Titties attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Titties takes a jab right on the kisser.
Fan misses the shot to the body.
Titties looks to throw the jab but Fan is out of range.
Fan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Titties throws a leg kick but Fan moved away.
Titties slips under a jab from Fan.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Franz Titties will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Fan misses with a hook.
Nice shot by Fan.
Fan fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Titties manages to avoid it.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Fan throws the left hand but Titties avoids the punch easily.
Fan throws a big shot that misses.
Fan takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Titties showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fan.
Titties throws a leg kick but Fan moved away.
Titties misses with a low kick.
Titties connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fan. Fan circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jun Fan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fan tries to bum rush Titties with a series of wild strikes but Titties uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Titties moves into range and clinches up with Fan.
Fan has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fan is trying to force a seperation but Titties has the dominant position.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Titties.
Titties lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Titties is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fan has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Titties lands a shoulder strike.
Fan working hard to break the clinch.
Titties slows down the pace here.
Fan wants to get back to striking at distance but Titties won't allow it.
Titties looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Titties stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Titties lands an uppercut.
Fan tries to break the clinch but Titties is controlling the position.
Titties prevents Fan from breaking the clinch.
Fan is trying to break the clinch but Titties has him pressed against the cage.
Fan is trying to break the clinch but Titties is controlling him.
Titties manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Fan can't break the clinch.
Fan wants to get back to striking at distance but Titties won't allow it.
Titties keeps control of Fan as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fan tries to break the clinch but Titties is controlling the position.
Titties has Fan pressed against the cage, preventing Fan from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Fan tries to circle away but Titties has him pinned against the cage.
Titties cracks Fan with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Titties lands with a light punch inside.
Titties is working Fan over against the cage.
Fan tries to break free but Titties pushes him back against the cage.
Fan is trying to break free.
Titties just leaning against Fan, taking a breather.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Titties for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Fan is trying to break the clinch but Titties has him pressed against the cage.
Fan wants to get back to striking at distance but Titties won't allow it.
Fan wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Titties has him pressed against the cage.
Titties lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Titties cracks Fan with a nice body shot.
Fan looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fan's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A short body shot lands from Titties as the two fighters clinch.
Titties keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fan's efforts to push away.
Titties manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fan has had enough of the clinch but Titties keeps him there for the moment.
Titties working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Titties stalling.
Titties digs a right hand underneath Fan's ribcage. Fan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Fan is trying to break the clinch but Titties has him pressed against the cage.
Titties holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Titties.
Titties lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Titties is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Fan wants to break free but Titties has control.
Jun Fan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Titties lands a hook that snaps the head of Fan backwards.
Fan is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Titties lands an uppercut.
Titties scores with a nice hook to the head.
Titties lands a body punch in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Titties.
Titties lands a right hand.

Fan is rocked!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Titties takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Fan is still on wobbly legs! Can Titties finish him?
A nice left hand lands by Titties.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Fan seems to have recovered his senses.
Fan tries to break the clinch but Titties is controlling the position.
Titties throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fans head.
Franz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fan wants to break free but Titties has control.
Fan tries to break free but Titties pushes him back against the cage.
Fan wants to break free but Titties has control.
Fan wants to get back to striking at distance but Titties won't allow it.
Fan tries to break free but Titties pushes him back against the cage.
Titties effectively controlling the action here.
Fan wants to break the clinch but can't.
Titties has Fan pressed against the cage, preventing Fan from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Titties works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Fan can't break the clinch.
Titties lands a body punch.
Fan misses with a hook from the clinch.
Titties digs a right hand underneath Fan's ribcage. Fan let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Titties dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Franz Titties showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Titties, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Franz Titties!