PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jackson Pollack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charmander ketchup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). ketchup has chosen Otep - Eat the Children as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pollack
vs
ketchup

182 cm
20
205 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

221 cm
23
219 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jackson Pollack!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Charmander ketchup!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Robert Douchet and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
ketchup scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
ketchup scores with a jab to the body.
ketchup lands with a nice body punch.
ketchup is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

ketchup gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pollack wants to control from the top but ketchup keeps moving.
Pollack stands and throws ketchup's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Pollack in side control, throwing shots but ketchup defends.
Pollack prevents ketchup from escaping the position.
ketchup really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pollack. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Pollack scoring with punches and elbows.
ketchup tries to wriggle free to get back to his feet but he's given up his back! Oops.
ketchup has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pollack has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. ketchup is defending well but eventually Pollack manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! ketchup has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jackson Pollack!
Jackson Pollack is the new light heavyweight champion!