PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jorge Cruz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Retard Strong was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Cruz
vs
Strong

215 cm
27
225 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

210 cm
27
284 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jorge Cruz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Retard Strong!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, George Francis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cruz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cruz lands an overhand right.

It looks like Retard Strong has been cut.
Cruz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Strong.
Cruz lands with an overhand left.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strong shoots in looking for a takedown. Cruz tries to sprawl out of it but Strong keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cruz manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cruz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Strong walks into a stiff left hand from Cruz.
Cruz tries to bum rush Strong with a series of wild strikes but Strong uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Cruz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Strong.
Strong looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Strong avoids the body shot from Cruz.
Strong defending well as Cruz loads up on a big left hand.
Strong misses with a few strikes there.
Cruz connects with a body shot.

Cruz sends Strong crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Cruz is motioning to the referee to let Strong up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Strong looks gassed!
Strong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cruz.
Strong moves away from the strike by Cruz.
Strong takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jorge Cruz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crack! Cruz connects with the perfect overhand right and Strong falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Cruz!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jorge Cruz!