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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Franziskus Meier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saikologically Challenged (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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286 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm
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255 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Franziskus Meier!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Saikologically Challenged!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Challenged bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Challenged avoids a punch combination nicely.
Meier misses with a wild body shot.
Meier ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Challenged throws the left hand but Meier avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Meier. Challenged does a little dance to reset his feet.
Meier looks to throw the jab but Challenged is out of range.
Meier throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Challenged misses with a looping left.
Meier misses with a series of wild punches.
Meier ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Challenged moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meier throws a big shot that misses.
Challenged misses the shot to the body.
Meier smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Meier thows a body shot but no joy.
A shot to de liver by Challenged. Beautiful body shot.
Meier thows a body shot but no joy.
Meier misses with a series of wild punches.
Meier throws a hook but Challenged avoids it easily.
Meier fails to land with a series of punches.
A slow jab from Meier misses its intended target.
Challenged slips under a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meier misses with an uppercut. Challenged saw that one coming.
Challenged throws a right and a left that both miss.
Meier thows a body shot but no joy.
Challenged bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meier avoids a punch combination nicely.
Challenged slips under a jab.
Meier throws a hook but Challenged avoids it easily.
Challenged throws a jab but it's blocked by Meier.
Challenged moves out of range as Meier strikes.
Challenged is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Challenged gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Meier.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Challenged steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meier.
Nice defenses there by Challenged.
Meier misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Challenged counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Meier swinging wildly here.
Challenged slips a straight right by Meier.
Meier steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Challenged.
A punch lands to the side of Challenged 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Meier thows a left - swing and a miss!
Meier misses the jab.
A jab lands there for Meier.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meier fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Challenged on the side of the head.
Meier is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Challenged slips under a jab from Meier.
Meier misses the shot to the body.
Challenged checks a leg kick.
Challenged walks into a straight right hand from Meier.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Meier misses with a jab, cross combination.
Challenged bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Franziskus Meier seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meier looks to land a combination. Challenged sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Meier moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Meier is breathing heavily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Meier misses with a hook.
Challenged is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Meier.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Franziskus Meier dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Meier throws a sloppy body shot
and Challenged counters with a nice uppercut.
Challenged throws a hook but Meier blocks it.
Meier on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Challenged pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Meier connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Franziskus Meier is winning the standup battle so far.
Meier throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fighters circling - Meier throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meier misses the jab.
Meier pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Meier.
Meier on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Challenged scores with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Challenged lands with a good body shot.
Challenged lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Challenged scores with a hook.
Challenged throws an overhand right that lands on Meier's shoulder, as Meier tries to avoid the shot.
A big left from Challenged misses.
Nice defenses there by Meier.
Meier defending well as Challenged loads up on a big left hand.
Meier thuds his shin into the meat of Challenged's side.
Meier swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Challenged counters with a right hand to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Challenged looks to score with a jab to the body but Meier is just out of range.
Challenged throws a lazy right hand but Meier sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Challenged is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Meier.
Challenged pivots, looking for a leg kick but Meier is out of range and Challenged settles back down.
A slow jab from Challenged misses its intended target.
Meier swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Challenged counters with a straight right hand.
Meier missing with a left hand there. Challenged was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A telegraphed right hand from Meier misses the target.
The fighters circling - Meier throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Meier waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Challenged.
Challenged lands a nice shot that snaps Meier's head back.
Nice shot by Meier.
A slow jab from Meier misses its intended target.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meier misses with a jab to the body
and Challenged cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Challenged keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Meier.
Meier tries to land a leg kick but Challenged saw it coming and moves away.
Meier throws a looping overhand right but Challenged ducks down to avoid it.
Meier throws a right and a left that Challenged avoids nicely.
Meier misses with a few strikes there.
Meier fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Challenged manages to avoid it.
Meier keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Challenged.
Challenged misses with a hook.
Meier throws a shot from downtown. Challenged moves away and avoids it.
Challenged takes a swing at Meier's ribcage but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meier slips a straight right by Challenged.
Challenged steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meier.
Challenged scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Meier misses with a straight right.
Challenged connects with a jab.
Meier throws a hook but Challenged avoids it easily.
Meier ducks under a wild hook from Challenged.
Challenged lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Challenged scores with a crisp jab that stopped Meier in his tracks.
Meier is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Challenged throws a big shot that misses.
Challenged thows a body shot but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Saikologically Challenged showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Meier looks to land a combination. Challenged sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Challenged throws a hook but Meier blocks it.
A telegraphed right hand from Meier misses the target.
The fighters circling - Meier throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Challenged steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meier.
Challenged keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Challenged moves out of range of the strikes.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Challenged. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Meier swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Challenged gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab from Meier misses.
Challenged throws a series of punches but Meier avoids them all with ease.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meier throws out a loose jab but Challenged uses good head movement to avoid it.
Meier throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Challenged counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Meier misses with a double jab
and Challenged connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Oh Meier is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Challenged misses with an uppercut.
Meier seems to have got his legs back now.
Meier lands the left hand.
Meier defending well as Challenged loads up on a big left hand.
Challenged displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Meier throws out the jab.
Meier swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Challenged counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Challenged scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Meier doesn't seem bothered though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meier takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Challenged.
Challenged swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Challenged loads up on a big right hand but Meier slips the punch.
Meier looks to throw the jab but Challenged is out of range.
Challenged is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Challenged defending well as Meier loads up on a big left hand.
Meier throws a looping overhand right but Challenged ducks down to avoid it.
Challenged throws a hook but Meier blocks it.
Meier slips a straight right by Challenged.
Challenged tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Meier was well out of range. Poor timing from Challenged.
Challenged avoids the body shot from Meier.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Challenged steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meier.
Meier misses with a straight left.
Meier misses with a combination
and Challenged counters with a stiff right hand.
Challenged misses with an uppercut. Meier saw that one coming.
Challenged scores with a hook.
Meier uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Challenged.
Meier throws a big shot that misses.
Challenged keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Challenged ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Challenged scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Meier doesn't seem bothered though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Meier misses
and Challenged counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Challenged throws an overhand right that lands on Meier's shoulder, as Meier tries to avoid the shot.
Challenged steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Meier.
Challenged bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Meier throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Challenged sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Challenged looks to throw the jab but Meier is out of range.
Challenged scores with the left hand. Meier knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big right from Challenged misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Meier pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Meier swings away with a body shot that misses
and Challenged counters with a right hand to the body.
Donk. Challenged catches Meier right on the button with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Saikologically Challenged really dominated that round.
That's time! Meier's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Challenged cracks Meier with a left hook right on the temple and Meier goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Challenged lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Meier is OK!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Saikologically Challenged!
Saikologically Challenged is the new heavyweight champion!
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hype
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