PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Darth Garcia (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Garcia
vs
Dahmer

164 cm
22
163 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
19
163 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Darth Garcia!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jeffrey Dahmer!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Sergei Dronov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dahmer closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dahmer lands in his opponent's guard.
Garcia keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.

Garcia working for a triangle but Dahmer defends it easily.

Garcia looking for a guillotine here but Dahmer defends easily.
Dahmer postures up in Garcia's guard and throws a big left but Garcia blocks it.

Garcia looking for a guillotine here but Dahmer defends easily.
Garcia looking for a sweep. Not yet Garcia, not yet.

Garcia is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dahmer defends well.

Dahmer got a little sloppy there for a moment and Garcia has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Dahmer has managed to get both his arms back between Garcia's legs - danger averted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garcia keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.
Dahmer won't allow Garcia to sweep him here.
Garcia keeping moving, preventing Dahmer from controlling successfully.
Dahmer might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Garcia kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Dahmer is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Dahmer wants to control from the top but Garcia keeps moving.
Dahmer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Dahmer drops back looking for a leg! Garcia is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Garcia manages to kick Dahmer off! Dahmer jumps back into Garcia's guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Dahmer will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Garcia scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

Garcia looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Garcia is working for a submission of some sort.
Garcia is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer trying to control from the bottom.

Dahmer is defending against the submission attempts here by Garcia.
Dahmer is not content to let Garcia control the position.
Dahmer is looking for a sweep. Garcia is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dahmer has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Garcia is working away from the top position though.
Garcia could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Garcia frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Garcia jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Dahmer is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Dahmer and Garcia has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

Garcia is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Dahmer has escaped the position, nice work there.
Dahmer regains half guard.

Garcia wants to work for an arm triangle but Dahmer is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dahmer is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Darth Garcia dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Dahmer changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Garcia looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Garcia manages to get back to half guard.
Garcia might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Garcia regains full guard. Nicely done.

Garcia is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dahmer is aware though and is defending well.
Dahmer wants to control from the top but Garcia keeps moving.
Garcia not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Garcia is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Dahmer defends well.
Dahmer trying to control the position from guard on top but Garcia is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garcia wants to sweep but no luck.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Dahmer drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Dahmer jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Garcia is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Dahmer is posturing up here but Garcia has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Dahmer tries to roll out but it's too tight and Dahmer has to tap! Slick submission there by Garcia!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Darth Garcia!