PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Orange Juice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Zoidberg
vs
Juice

190 cm
23
222 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

183 cm
26
220 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Orange Juice!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Franklyn Lucas and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Juice keeps the fight on the outside.
Juice misses with the combination.
Juice swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but Juice swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Juice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Zoidberg moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Juice paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Zoidberg avoids the head kick by Juice.
Orange Juice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice jab there from Juice.
Zoidberg staying out of range there.
Zoidberg scores with a push kick.
A punch combination from Juice misses.
Juice scores with a nice right hand.
Juice loads up on a big right hand but Zoidberg slips the punch.
Juice takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Juice moves out of range.
Juice misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juice takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

Zoidberg closes the distance and clinches.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Juice blocks it.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Juice's ribcage.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Juice has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Juice has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

Juice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Juice lands with a thumping leg kick.
Juice throws a big shot that misses.
Juice digs a good hook to Zoidberg's body.
Juice clobbers Zoidberg with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Juice lands with an uppercut that bounces Zoidberg off the cage and back into rage.
Juice throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters with a nice body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg scoring well with a low kick there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Juice swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juice throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Zoidberg doesn't manage to clinch there - Juice circles away.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but Juice swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Juice throws a body kick that misses.
Zoidberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Juice.
Juice swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Zoidberg rushes Juice and presses him up against the cage.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Juice's face.

It looks like Orange Juice has been cut.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Juice takes an elbow to the forehead.
Juice scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Juice is leaning against Zoidberg and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Juice swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg is breathing heavily.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juice swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Juice working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Juice takes a knee right on the jaw!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Juice.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Juice is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Juice is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Juice shrugs off.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Juice avoids the damage to the body.
Juice is leaning against Zoidberg and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Juice breaks the clinch.
Zoidberg blocks the body kick.
Zoidberg takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Juice scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Juice swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Juice throws a lazy head kick
and Zoidberg counters with a good low kick that Juice was not able to check.
Juice connects with a right hand. Zoidberg shakes it off.
Juice lands a front kick.
Juice lands a body shot.
Juice fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zoidberg manages to avoid it.
Zoidberg blocks a jab.
Juice throws a nice looking combination but Zoidberg bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Juice lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Zoidberg drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Juice misses with a body kick.
Juice is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Zoidberg had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Zoidberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Juice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Zoidberg.
Juice circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zoidberg swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Zoidberg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Juice.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Orange Juice dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Zoidberg is looking to clinch but Juice is avoiding it.
Juice misses with an attempted mid kick.
Zoidberg dodges the punch combination from Juice.

Zoidberg has closed the distance and engaged Juice in a clinch.
Juice on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Juice has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Juice throws a head punch that misses.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Juice dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Juice blocks it.
Juice lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Juice misses with a hook from the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Juice has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Juice throws a head punch that misses.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Juice blocks it.
Juice lands a hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juice lands a right hand.
Good body shot from Juice.
Juice tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Juice creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A frustrated look appears on Juice's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Juice lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zoidberg.
Juice is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Juice has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Juice misses with a hook from the clinch.

Juice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Orange Juice is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Juice with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Juice tests Zoidberg's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but Juice is avoiding it.
Zoidberg takes one to the side of the head.
Juice misses with a two punch combination.
Orange Juice seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Juice throws a leg kick but Zoidberg sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juice lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Zoidberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Juice. Juice obviously looking to wear him down.
Juice tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Juice lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

John Zoidberg's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Juice throws a lazy head kick
and Zoidberg counters with a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Juice pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Juice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch but Juice swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Juice throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.
Zoidberg with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Juice avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Juice avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zoidberg gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Juice.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but Juice is avoiding it.
Zoidberg moves away from the strike by Juice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Juice lands a lovely overhand right.
Nice uppercut there from Juice.

John Zoidberg's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Jab, jab by Juice - just one landing.
Zoidberg moves out of range as Juice throws a body kick.
Juice ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Juice looks for the body kick but Zoidberg saw that one coming.
Juice throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Juice jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Juice looks to land a combination. Zoidberg sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The crowd cheers as Juice lands an impressive looking overhand right. Zoidberg doesn't seem phased though.

Zoidberg is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Juice tries a head kick but it misses.
Oh Zoidberg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Juice throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Zoidberg seems to have got his legs back now.
Juice pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Juice misses with an uppercut. Zoidberg saw that one coming.
Zoidberg wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Jeez, John Zoidberg's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Juice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Zoidberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Juice.
Zoidberg looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Juice misses with a looping left.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Juice is having none of it.
Zoidberg is looking to clinch but Juice is avoiding it.
Juice moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Juice ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Juice.
Juice circles away from the clinch attempt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Juice circles away.
Zoidberg misses with a head kick.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick from Juice.
Zoidberg walks into a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Orange Juice showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Juice with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Juice throws a jab when Zoidberg was well out of range.

Zoidberg moves into the clinch successfully.
Juice misses with a punch to the body.
Juice misses with the head strike.
Juice lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Juice throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Juice misses with a hook to the ribs.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Juice is defending well for now.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Juice.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Juice.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Juice blocks with his arms.
Juice working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Juice takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Juice is blocking nicely.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.

Juice breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Juice throws a sloppy head kick
and Zoidberg counters with an outside leg kick.
Juice takes a swing at Zoidberg's ribcage but misses.
Zoidberg walks into a left hand.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Juice lands a right hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juice misses with the combination.
Juice scores with a nice head shot.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at John Zoidberg's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Orange Juice!