PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gregor Samsa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Edmond Dantes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Samsa
vs
Dantes

193 cm
21
270 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

202 cm
24
282 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good in bed

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gregor Samsa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Edmond Dantes!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dantes misses with a two punch combination.
Nice uppercut there from Dantes.
Dantes moves out of range of the body kick.

Dantes closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dantes lands in his opponent's guard.

Samsa looking for a guillotine here but Dantes defends easily.
Samsa avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dantes is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dantes lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dantes is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Samsa keeping moving, preventing Dantes from controlling successfully.

Samsa is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Samsa is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Samsa throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Dantes escapes and throws Samsa's legs to the side, diving into side control!

Dantes wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Samsa, who protects the arm well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dantes working the body and head with strikes.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Dantes is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Samsa will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Dantes working the ground and pound from side control.
Dantes in side control lands a decent elbow.
Dantes happy to just control the position for now.
Samsa is looking for a sweep.
Dantes landing a few strikes.

Samsa is rocked!
Dantes scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Samsa is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Dantes can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edmond Dantes!