PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Strike Ju Jit Su (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rock Meatbrick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meatbrick has chosen ROIDTECH as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Rock Meatbrick was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ju Jit Su
vs
Meatbrick

200 cm
23
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

225 cm
27
300 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Strike Ju Jit Su!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rock Meatbrick!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Seu Braga and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Meatbrick fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Meatbrick changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Ju Jit Su tries to avoid it but Meatbrick manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Ju Jit Su to the ground. Ju Jit Su escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ju Jit Su misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Meatbrick is defended easily by Ju Jit Su.
Strike Ju Jit Su has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rock Meatbrick.

Meatbrick takes the fight into the clinch.
Ju Jit Su wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ju Jit Su is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Meatbrick is keeping busy.

Ju Jit Su is fighting off a takedown attempt but Meatbrick is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Ju Jit Su to the mat. Ju Jit Su regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Meatbrick content to stall in guard here.
Ju Jit Su trying to control the position.
Ju Jit Su preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ju Jit Su on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Ju Jit Su tries to get out of the position.
Ju Jit Su is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatbrick is in close to Ju Jit Su's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Ju Jit Su is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Meatbrick avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Ju Jit Su.
Ju Jit Su throwing shots but Meatbrick is blocking nicely.
Meatbrick is trying to get back to full guard.

Meatbrick pushes Ju Jit Su off and gets back to his feet.
Strike Ju Jit Su seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Meatbrick moves into range and clinches up with Ju Jit Su.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ju Jit Su.
Ju Jit Su gets underhooks to prevent Meatbrick's takedown attempt.
A short right from Ju Jit Su on the inside.

Meatbrick has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Ju Jit Su clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Meatbrick not allowing Ju Jit Su to control his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ju Jit Su covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Ju Jit Su knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Meatbrick on the ground.
Meatbrick punishes Ju Jit Su with strikes from the back mount.
Meatbrick thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Meatbrick lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
Meatbrick scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Ju Jit Su is looking for a way out.
Meatbrick missing with strikes from the back.
Ju Jit Su is trying to break free.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Meatbrick connects with a big shot to the side of Ju Jit Su's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Even with his hooks in, Meatbrick manages to miss with strikes from the back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ju Jit Su looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A lull in the action here.
Ju Jit Su is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Meatbrick struggling to land strikes to the head as Ju Jit Su covers up.
Meatbrick connects with a big shot to the side of Ju Jit Su's head.
Meatbrick is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Ju Jit Su. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Meatbrick throwing sloppy strikes.
I really don't envy Ju Jit Su right now.
Ju Jit Su is breathing heavily.
Meatbrick is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Ju Jit Su up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick is throwing strikes from the back here. Oh that last one was to the back of the head. Meatbrick gets a warning from the referee. He throws another strike to the back of the head straight away though and the referee has seen enough. He breaks up the two fighters and stands them back up. Meatbrick gets a real talking to here and is lucky not to get a point deducted. Meatbrick apologises and we restart here on the feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Meatbrick.
Ju Jit Su throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Meatbrick connects with a nice looking jab.
Meatbrick fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ju Jit Su avoids it really well and circles away.
Ju Jit Su misses with a body kick.
A head kick misses from Ju Jit Su.
Meatbrick shoots in for a takedown but Ju Jit Su shows good takedown defense.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Meatbrick is defended easily by Ju Jit Su.
Ju Jit Su moves in looking to clinch but Meatbrick pushes him off.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head kick misses from Ju Jit Su.
Meatbrick will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ju Jit Su misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rock Meatbrick dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Ju Jit Su displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Meatbrick.

Meatbrick closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Ju Jit Su to the mat! Ju Jit Su manages to get full guard.
Meatbrick throwing strikes but missing.
Meatbrick in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Ju Jit Su is adopting a defensive guard.
Meatbrick won't allow Ju Jit Su to sweep him here.
Ju Jit Su might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Meatbrick in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Meatbrick has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Meatbrick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatbrick postures up and lands a big shot to Ju Jit Su's brow.
Ju Jit Su wants to sweep here but Meatbrick controlling him for the moment.
Meatbrick passes Ju Jit Su's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Meatbrick trying to control from half guard but Ju Jit Su is working away.
Ju Jit Su avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Meatbrick.
Meatbrick thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ju Jit Su's head.
Ju Jit Su keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Meatbrick thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Meatbrick landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick working over Ju Jit Su with some ground and pound. Ju Jit Su looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Meatbrick missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Ground and pound from Meatbrick.
Meatbrick wants to control but Ju Jit Su is keeping him busy.
Ju Jit Su has hold of Meatbrick's hands but Meatbrick slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Ju Jit Su avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Meatbrick.
Meatbrick is nestled in close to Ju Jit Su, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Meatbrick is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Meatbrick winds up and cracks Ju Jit Su with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Ju Jit Su taking some punishment here, with Meatbrick in his half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Meatbrick drops an elbow to the side of Ju Jit Su's head.
Meatbrick working Ju Jit Su over with strikes.
Meatbrick lands with a punch from half guard.
Meatbrick lands with a punch from half guard.
Ju Jit Su is looking to escape.
Meatbrick drops an elbow to the side of Ju Jit Su's head.
Meatbrick takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Meatbrick takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ju Jit Su keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Meatbrick takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meatbrick scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Meatbrick missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Meatbrick lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Meatbrick not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Meatbrick throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Meatbrick thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ju Jit Su's head.
Meatbrick takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ju Jit Su is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Meatbrick scores with a couple of nice shots.
Ground and pound from Meatbrick.
Meatbrick not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rock Meatbrick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Ju Jit Su tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Meatbrick dives in and grabs Ju Jit Su's left leg, looking for a takedown. Ju Jit Su pushes down on Meatbrick's head and hops out.
A head kick misses from Ju Jit Su.
No luck for Meatbrick with that takedown attempt.

Meatbrick closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Meatbrick lands in his opponent's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Meatbrick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Meatbrick throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ju Jit Su works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Rock Meatbrick has got the better of the ground game so far.
Meatbrick scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Meatbrick prevents Ju Jit Su from getting back to his feet.
Meatbrick is working Ju Jit Su over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatbrick is looking to work some ground and pound but Ju Jit Su has wrist control.
Meatbrick throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ju Jit Su works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Meatbrick accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Meatbrick scoring with punches to the head and body.
Meatbrick postures up in Ju Jit Su's guard and throws a big left but Ju Jit Su blocks it.
Ju Jit Su is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Meatbrick throwing strikes from guard but Ju Jit Su blocks nicely.
Meatbrick postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Rock Meatbrick is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Meatbrick is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Meatbrick's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Despite being in the dominant position, Rock Meatbrick just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Meatbrick misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Ju Jit Su bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Meatbrick's head backwards.
Ju Jit Su throws a head kick but Meatbrick moves out of range.

Meatbrick shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Meatbrick is controlling the pace.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rock Meatbrick comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Meatbrick winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 27:30
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 27:30
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rock Meatbrick!