PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Huell Howser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and New Druida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Howser comes into the arena with Calilfornia Uber Alles blaring out of the sound system. Huell Howser has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Howser
vs
Druida

180 cm
22
280 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

201 cm
21
270 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Huell Howser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, New Druida!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Druida takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Howser throws a series of punches but Druida moves out of range.
Druida tries to close the distance and clinch but Howser swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Howser scores with a body shot.
Druida looks gassed!
Howser thuds a left hand into Druida's body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Howser misses with a head kick.
Nice straight punches there by Howser. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Howser.

Howser drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Howser's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Howser stands up and beckons Druida to his feet.
Howser swings for the body but Druida moves out of range.

Howser sends Druida crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Howser is motioning to the referee to let Druida up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Druida is rocked!

It looks like New Druida has been cut.
Howser lands with a right and another and another! Druida is in big trouble! Howser lands again and this time it's lights out for Druida! A quality knockout there for Howser.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Huell Howser!