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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tandi Barsolo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sasha Fuck off the world (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sasha Fuck off the world will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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165 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tandi Barsolo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sasha Fuck off the world!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Joseph Jones and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck off the world misses with a body kick.
Fuck off the world scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Fuck off the world throws out a powerful jab.
Barsolo swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Barsolo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fuck off the world. Fuck off the world obviously looking to wear him down.
Barsolo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Fuck off the world moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Barsolo's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Barsolo duly obliges.
Barsolo takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fuck off the world looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Barsolo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A jab from Fuck off the world does it's job there.
Fuck off the world throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Barsolo displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Fuck off the world throws out the jab.
Barsolo looks to land a combination but Fuck off the world avoids it well.
Barsolo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fuck off the world throws a chopping leg kick but Barsolo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Barsolo uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Fuck off the world.
Barsolo stuffs the takedown.
Fuck off the world lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Barsolo steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuck off the world.
An inside leg kick lands from Fuck off the world.
Fuck off the world throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Barsolo throws a right hand that Fuck off the world ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuck off the world also avoids with ease.
Fuck off the world tries to score a power double leg takedown but Barsolo sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Fuck off the world somewhat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck off the world misses with a kick to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Barsolo misses with a series of wild punches.
Barsolo decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Barsolo working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Fuck off the world is not content to let Barsolo control the position.
Barsolo missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Barsolo throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Fuck off the world won't allow Barsolo to pass to mount.
Fuck off the world controlling the position for now.
Fuck off the world avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Barsolo.
Barsolo not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Barsolo tries to pass to full mount but Fuck off the world defends it.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Fuck off the world tries for a takedown but Barsolo circles away easily
and Barsolo counters with a one-two to the body.
Tandi Barsolo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sasha Fuck off the world.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barsolo misses with a takedown attempt - Fuck off the world sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fuck off the world looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Good work by Barsolo as he checks the leg kick.
Fuck off the world tries to clinch but Barsolo is having none of it.
Nice body punch from Barsolo.
Barsolo moves out of range as Fuck off the world throws a body kick.
Fuck off the world avoids the head kick by Barsolo.
Fuck off the world fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Barsolo on the side of the head.
Barsolo throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fuck off the world was covering up waiting for the punch and Barsolo finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Fuck off the world is looking to stand up but Barsolo isn't so interested in that idea.
Barsolo stays in close to Fuck off the world's body and controls the position.
Barsolo slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck off the world is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Barsolo asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Fuck off the world looks gassed!
Fuck off the world is not content to let Barsolo control the position.
Barsolo is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Fuck off the world is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuck off the world is trying to get back to his feet.
Barsolo controlling from side mount.
Barsolo is chipping away with strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Fuck off the world prevents Barsolo from improving position.
Barsolo trying to control the position but Fuck off the world is working away.
Barsolo tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Barsolo has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Fuck off the world!
Barsolo is working for a guillotine from mount but Fuck off the world frees his head quite easily.
Fuck off the world wants to hold on but Barsolo pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tandi Barsolo dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Fuck off the world looks to clinch
and Barsolo connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Barsolo throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Fuck off the world was covering up waiting for the punch and Barsolo finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Fuck off the world keeping moving, preventing Barsolo from controlling successfully.
Barsolo advances position into side control!
Barsolo working the head and body with strikes.
Fuck off the world is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Barsolo wants to control but Fuck off the world is keeping him busy.
Barsolo lands a nice forearm strike.
Barsolo has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Barsolo is working Fuck off the world over with some ground and pound from side control.
Fuck off the world is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Barsolo has just dragged him back down to the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barsolo controlling the position from side mount.
Fuck off the world is breathing heavily.
Barsolo is looking to take a break and control but Fuck off the world is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fuck off the world stops Barsolo from passing to mount.
Barsolo in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Barsolo cracks Fuck off the world with a big elbow.
Barsolo wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Fuck off the world, who protects the arm well.
Barsolo tries to score with some ground and pound. Fuck off the world controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Barsolo really is built like a bowling ball. I wonder if he'd roll if you pushed him down a hill...
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Barsolo is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Fuck off the world will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Barsolo wants to lay and pray for a moment but Fuck off the world keeps working.
The referee stands the fighters back up. Tandi Barsolo just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Barsolo throws a head kick but Fuck off the world moves out of range.
Barsolo tries to bum rush Fuck off the world with a series of wild strikes but Fuck off the world uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fuck off the world slips a jab from Barsolo.
Barsolo throws a series of punches but Fuck off the world avoids them all with ease.
Tandi Barsolo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Barsolo works over Fuck off the world's head and body with a nice combination.
Barsolo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Barsolo looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Fuck off the world is fending him off so far but Barsolo persists. Nope, Fuck off the world circles away and we're back to standing.
Barsolo throws a combination that misses
and Fuck off the world counters with a head kick. That will keep Barsolo thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fuck off the world is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Fuck off the world misses with a jab to the body
and Barsolo counters with a nice uppercut.
Barsolo drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Barsolo tries to close the distance and clinch but Fuck off the world swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fuck off the world darts in and clinches Barsolo up against the cage.
Barsolo keeps control of Fuck off the world as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck off the world has had enough of the clinch but Barsolo keeps him there for the moment.
Fuck off the world has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Barsolo works on Fuck off the world's body with a couple of short punches.
Barsolo keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Fuck off the world's efforts to push away.
Barsolo holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Fuck off the world tries to break free but Barsolo pushes him back against the cage.
Barsolo makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Barsolo lands a shoulder strike.
Barsolo stalling.
Fuck off the world wants to get back to striking at distance but Barsolo won't allow it.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Barsolo breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Good standup being displayed there by Fuck off the world as he connects with a hook.
Fuck off the world tries to clinch up
and Barsolo counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Fuck off the world is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Barsolo wants to control from the top but Fuck off the world keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck off the world wants to stand up but Barsolo is controlling him.
Barsolo scoring with some ground and pound.
Barsolo wants to control from the top but Fuck off the world keeps moving.
Barsolo in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Fuck off the world keeping moving, preventing Barsolo from controlling successfully.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Barsolo is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Fuck off the world's half guard.
Fuck off the world has one foot on Barsolo's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
Danga de danga de dang - Barsolo scores with a four punch combination!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tandi Barsolo dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Barsolo moves into the clinch successfully.
Fuck off the world wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Fuck off the world lands a shot to the body.
Barsolo breaks from the clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Fuck off the world.
Barsolo throws a sloppy head kick and Fuck off the world moves out of range easily.
Fuck off the world tries to close the distance and clinch up but Barsolo swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Barsolo misses with a series of wild punches.
Barsolo misses with a straight right.
Barsolo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Fuck off the world throws a wild body kick that Barsolo sees coming a mile off.
Barsolo throws a right hand that Fuck off the world ducks under and follows up with a left that Fuck off the world also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fuck off the world stuffs the takedown attempt from Barsolo. Barsolo gets slowly back to his feet.
Barsolo misses with a jab, cross combination.
Barsolo misses with a combination
and Barsolo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fuck off the world misses with a double jab
enabling Barsolo to counter with a crisp jab.
Fuck off the world takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Barsolo tries to bum rush Fuck off the world with a series of wild strikes but Fuck off the world uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fuck off the world doesn't manage to clinch there - Barsolo circles away.
Barsolo throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A jab from Fuck off the world misses.
Barsolo misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fuck off the world is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Barsolo throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuck off the world throws a body kick that misses.
Fuck off the world rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Barsolo moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fuck off the world tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Barsolo paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A low kick from Fuck off the world misses
and Barsolo counters with a left and a right that stings Fuck off the world.
A left and a right from Barsolo both land. Nice combination.
Barsolo fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fuck off the world looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Fuck off the world just misses with a punch to the body.
Barsolo throws a right and a left that Fuck off the world avoids nicely.
Barsolo misses with a few strikes there.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Fuck off the world stops a takedown attempt from Barsolo.
Barsolo lands a nice uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Barsolo breaks the clinch.
Barsolo closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Barsolo lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Barsolo looks to land a combination. Fuck off the world sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Barsolo looks to land a combination but Fuck off the world avoids it well.
Barsolo instigates a clinch.
Barsolo effectively controlling the action here.
Fuck off the world gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Barsolo.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Tandi Barsolo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Barsolo.
Fuck off the world tries to break free but Barsolo pushes him back against the cage.
Barsolo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fuck off the world closes the distance and clinches.
Fuck off the world drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Barsolo's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Barsolo lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A punch combination from Barsolo misses.
A left lands for Barsolo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Barsolo, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Barsolo works Fuck off the world's body with a nice hook.
Barsolo looks to land a combination. Fuck off the world sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Barsolo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Barsolo lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Barsolo pushes Fuck off the world up against the cage in a clinch.
Barsolo lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fuck off the world is looking to break free of the clinch but Barsolo has double underhooks.
Barsolo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Barsolo misses with a wild combination.
A left and a right from Barsolo both land. Nice combination.
Barsolo fails to land with a series of punches.
Barsolo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Barsolo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Barsolo dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Barsolo swinging wildly here.
Barsolo changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Fuck off the world looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck off the world is looking to reverse the position.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Barsolo working the ground and pound.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Barsolo cracks Fuck off the world with a big right hand but Fuck off the world just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Barsolo trying to control the position but Fuck off the world is working away.
Fuck off the world is trying to buck Barsolo off.
Tandi Barsolo is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Barsolo is looking to take a break and control but Fuck off the world is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sasha Fuck off the world has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Barsolo controlling from side mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Tandi Barsolo showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Barsolo has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tandi Barsolo!
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