PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Outspan Foster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Dickface
vs
Foster

200 cm
22
180 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

183 cm
22
177 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Outspan Foster!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Radbod Blank and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickface getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dickface throws a series of punches but Foster moves out of range.
Dickface moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Foster uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dickface.
Dickface lands a slapping body shot.
Foster misses with a leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Dickface misses the target.
Foster takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Mr Dickface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Foster shoots in and bounces Dickface off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Dickface keeping moving, preventing Foster from controlling successfully.
Foster looking to pass the guard.

Foster drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Dickface dives on top into guard.
Dickface stops Foster from standing up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickface looking to pass the guard.
Foster is looking to stand up but Dickface isn't so interested in that idea.
Dickface lands a couple of digs.
Foster wants to stand and escape but Dickface is having none of it.
Dickface tries to free his leg and advance position but Foster is retaining full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Foster manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Foster throws a series of punches but Dickface avoids them all with ease.
Dickface scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Foster looks gassed!
Dickface lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Foster backs up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Foster moves forwards but Dickface connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dickface throws a right and a left that Foster avoids nicely.
Foster fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dickface misses with a hook.
A jab lands there for Dickface.

It looks like Outspan Foster has been cut.
A decent looking cross lands there for Dickface.
A left lands for Dickface.
A jab lands there for Dickface.
Dickface keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Dickface stuffs the takedown.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dickface circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mr Dickface is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dickface displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Foster throws out the jab.
Dickface ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickface scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Foster on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dickface lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Dickface is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Dickface scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Dickface scores with a jab to the head.
Dickface scores with a nice strike.

Foster is rocked!
Foster takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Foster is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickface finish him?
Jab from Dickface.
BOOM! Dickface lands a beautiful left hook that drops Foster. Foster tries to recover but Dickface is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Foster lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr Dickface!