PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pasi Ruohonen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Ruohonen
vs
Dynamite

190 cm
24
183 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

185 cm
23
170 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pasi Ruohonen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Napoleon Dynamite!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Napoleon Dynamite has been cut.
Ruohonen lands a body shot.
Ruohonen wants to clinch.
Ruohonen dodges the punch combination from Dynamite.
Ruohonen misses with a double jab
and Ruohonen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ruohonen misses with a combination
and Dynamite counters with a straight right hand.

Ruohonen drives through and clinches with Dynamite against the cage.
Ruohonen tries a knee to the head but Dynamite blocks it.
Ruohonen lands a nice elbow.

Dynamite manages to break the clinch.
Dynamite dodges the punch combination from Ruohonen.
Dynamite avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ruohonen scores with a push kick.
Dynamite ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ruohonen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dynamite. Dynamite obviously looking to wear him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ruohonen takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Ruohonen is breathing heavily.
Dynamite tries to bum rush Ruohonen with a series of wild strikes but Ruohonen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ruohonen stalks Dynamite and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Dynamite's face. Dynamite staggers backwards, shaken.
Ruohonen closes the distance but Dynamite moves to the side
and Dynamite counters with an outside leg kick.
Dynamite lands with a good body shot.
Dynamite connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ruohonen. Ruohonen circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Ruohonen takes one to the chin there.
Dynamite dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ruohonen. That did some damage!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynamite lunges at Ruohonen with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ruohonen's hand.
Ruohonen takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Dynamite throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ruohonen.
Dynamite stalks Ruohonen and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Ruohonen's face. Ruohonen staggers backwards, shaken.
Dynamite thumps Ruohonen with a low kick.
Dynamite scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pasi Ruohonen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dynamite. That's going to slow Ruohonen down.
Dynamite looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ruohonen throws a sloppy head kick and Dynamite moves out of range easily.
A nice combination there by Dynamite.

Dynamite drops Ruohonen with a beautiful combination! Ruohonen stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Dynamite is looking for the KO!

Ruohonen is rocked!
Dynamite lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Ruohonen is looking to close the distance but Dynamite sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Ruohonen crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Ruohonen is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Napoleon Dynamite!