PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Hiroshi Kobayashi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pimp Of Uberness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kobayashi comes into the arena with Seven Samurai blaring out of the sound system. Uberness is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hail Mary. Pimp Of Uberness is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kobayashi
vs
Of Uberness

160 cm
23
138 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

164 cm
26
145 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Experienced

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hiroshi Kobayashi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Pimp Of Uberness!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Shigeki Fujiwara and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Uberness gets the takedown into side control.
Kobayashi is looking to regain half guard here but Uberness keeps moving and retains side control.
Uberness throws a strike aimed at the side of Kobayashi's head but Kobayashi avoids it well.
Kobayashi wants to control but Uberness postures up.

Uberness looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Uberness is looking to take a break and control but Kobayashi is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Kobayashi tries to escape but Uberness is in control.
Kobayashi stops Uberness from passing to mount.
Kobayashi tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Uberness wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Kobayashi is working to avoid the ground and pound but Uberness connects with a decent elbow.
Kobayashi stops Uberness from passing to mount.
Sloppy strikes there by Uberness.

That's one minute gone in the round.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Nice body punch from Uberness.
Kobayashi walks into a left hand.
Kobayashi tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kobayashi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Uberness stuns Kobayashi with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Uberness lands a really nice looking cross but Kobayashi seems unphased.
Kobayashi shoots and misses
and Uberness counters with a nice body shot.
Kobayashi doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Uberness counters with a stiff right hand.
Kobayashi is breathing heavily.
Uberness dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Uberness drops Kobayashi with a big left hand! Kobayashi is injured, injured bad! Uberness jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pimp Of Uberness!