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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uncle Dad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Turd Ferguson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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265 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
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200 cm
26
270 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Uncle Dad!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dad swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dad is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ferguson.
Dad really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ferguson feints and as Dad raises his hands in defense, Ferguson changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Ferguson stopping the sweep attempt from Dad.
Ferguson is looking to stand up but Dad won't let him.
Ferguson prevents Dad from getting back to his feet.
Dad trying to control the position here.
Dad not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson stops Dad from standing up.
Ferguson wants to stand and escape but instead Dad has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Ferguson keeping moving, preventing Dad from controlling successfully.
Dad has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Ferguson takes one to the chin there.
A lazy left from Dad finds it's target.
Dad jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson moves forwards but Dad connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dad fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ferguson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dad lands with a big right hook that stumbles Ferguson - he's out on his feet here! Dad follows up with another monster hook that separates Ferguson from consciousness! Ferguson falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Dad stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Uncle Dad!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
48% |
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