PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Swift (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yerface's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Chuck Swift is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Yerface
vs
Swift

190 cm
23
214 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

193 cm
22
220 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Rivers Edge Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chuck Swift!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Reed Andrews and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yerface fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nice straight punches there by Yerface. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Yerface.

It looks like Chuck Swift has been cut.
Yerface is looking to score with low kicks.
A jab from Swift does it's job there.
Swift throws an overhand right that lands on Yerface's shoulder, as Yerface tries to avoid the shot.
Yerface just misses with a punch to the body.
Swift throws a series of punches but Yerface avoids them all with ease.
Swift moves out of range of the body kick.
Swift ducks right into an uppercut from Yerface.
Swift tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Yerface cracks a nice hook into Swift's ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Yerface changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Swift tries to avoid it but Yerface manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Swift to the ground. Swift escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jab from Swift.
Some bone on bone action there as Swift checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Swift misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Yerface counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Swift thinking.
Swift looks gassed!
Yerface swings away with a body shot that misses
and Swift connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ima Yerface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yerface with a hook.
Swift on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Yerface drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface connects with a couple of short punches.
Yerface tries to free his leg and advance position but Swift is retaining full guard.
Yerface scoring with some ground and pound.
Yerface pushing down on Swift's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Swift is trying to control but can't.
Yerface blocks the strikes from Swift.
Yerface wants to lay and pray for a moment but Swift keeps working.
Yerface has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Yerface trying to mount his opponent but Swift defends it.
Yerface is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.

Yerface is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Swift doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Yerface.
Yerface working Swift over with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface thows a huge punch but Swift dodges it nicely.

Swift pushes Yerface off and gets back to his feet.
Swift uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Yerface.
Yerface looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Swift is fending him off so far but Yerface persists. Nope, Swift circles away and we're back to standing.
Yerface throws a solid leg kick but Swift takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Yerface.
Yerface throws a shot from downtown. Swift moves away and avoids it.
Swift misses with a double jab
and Yerface counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
An inside leg kick lands from Yerface.
Swift throws a body punch but Yerface moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Yerface.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to de liver by Yerface. Beautiful body shot.
Yerface shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Swift pinned against the cage. Swift gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ima Yerface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Yerface thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yerface turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Yerface tries to bum rush Swift with a series of wild strikes but Swift uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Swift lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Yerface circles away quickly and effectively.
Swift connects with a single shot there.
Swift walks into a left hand.

That has opened up Chuck Swift's cut even more.
Yerface throws the left hand but Swift avoids the punch easily.
Yerface misses with a wild body shot.

Swift gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Yerface lands a couple of elbows.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Yerface won't allow Swift to get back to his feet.
Yerface tries to free his leg and advance position but Swift is retaining full guard.
Yerface throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Swift works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Yerface wants to control from the top but Swift keeps moving.
Yerface won't allow Swift to sweep him here.
Swift working a defensive guard here.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A big left from Yerface misses.

Yerface scores a takedown into full mount!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Yerface scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Swift?
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Yerface cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Yerface lands a heavy elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ima Yerface dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Swift's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Yerface swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Swift counters with a nice uppercut.
Yerface misses with a low kick.
Swift thows a left - swing and a miss!
Yerface misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Swift throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Chuck Swift is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Yerface closes the distance and lands a one-two.

The cut above Chuck Swift's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Yerface misses with a takedown attempt
and Swift counters with a slapping leg kick.
Yerface uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Swift.
Yerface cracks a nice hook into Swift's ribs.
Yerface scores with a jab to the body.

Yerface rushes Swift and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Yerface takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Yerface utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Swift is breathing heavily.
Yerface lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Swift backwards.
Yerface lands an elbow inside.

Chuck Swift's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Yerface digs a right hand into Swift's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Swift's gas tank.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yerface lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yerface holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Yerface pushes Swift back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Yerface lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Yerface lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Yerface stalls.

Yerface pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Swift dodges the punch combination from Yerface.
Yerface throws a lazy body kick
and Swift counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Yerface will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Yerface with a poor takedown
and Swift counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Swift throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Yerface on the side of the head.
Swift pivots, looking for a leg kick but Yerface is out of range and Swift settles back down.
Yerface uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Swift.
Swift takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yerface lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Chuck Swift's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ima Yerface!
Ima Yerface retains his light heavyweight title!