PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fuck YouR (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dolph Lundgren (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dolph Lundgren is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

YouR
vs
Lundgren

198 cm
22
247 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

197 cm
23
261 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fuck YouR!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dolph Lundgren!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
YouR misses with the combination.
Lundgren tries to bum rush YouR with a series of wild strikes but YouR uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
YouR fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lundgren is looking to clinch.
Lundgren fails with a takedown attempt.
Lundgren takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Lundgren feints and as YouR raises his hands in defense, Lundgren changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Lundgren thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

YouR kicks Lundgren off and gets to his feet.
YouR throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lundgren wants to clinch up but YouR keeps it at a distance.

YouR gets a clinch.
Lundgren is trying to work for a single leg takedown but YouR pulls him back up using the underhooks.
YouR has Lundgren pressed against the cage, preventing Lundgren from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lundgren has YouR pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. YouR manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Fuck YouR has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dolph Lundgren.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lundgren looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
YouR tries to break free but Lundgren pushes him back against the cage.
YouR tries to break the clinch but Lundgren is controlling the position.
Lundgren tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. YouR smiles and moves away.
Lundgren will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
YouR uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lundgren.
Some wild striking there from YouR.
YouR misses with a series of wild punches.

YouR has managed to clinch.
Lundgren tries to break free but YouR pushes him back against the cage.
YouR has had enough of the clinch but Lundgren keeps him there for the moment.
Lundgren swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Lundgren tries a body shot but YouR blocks it.
Lundgren has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. YouR avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Lundgren wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Lundgren looking for a takedown.
Lundgren looks gassed!
YouR tries to break the clinch but Lundgren is controlling the position.
Lundgren looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Lundgren has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. YouR is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Lundgren is trying to work for a single leg takedown but YouR pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A nice left hand lands by YouR.
Lundgren tries to break the clinch but YouR is controlling the position.
YouR is trying to break the clinch but Lundgren has him pressed against the cage.
Lundgren keeps the fight in the clinch, despite YouR's efforts to push away.
YouR wants to get back to striking at distance but Lundgren won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lundgren fails to pull guard.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lundgren goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
YouR has Lundgren pressed against the cage, preventing Lundgren from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
A frustrated look appears on YouR's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Lundgren is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Lundgren tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Lundgren tries for a takedown. No joy.
Lundgren keeps the fight in the clinch, despite YouR's efforts to push away.

YouR breaks from the clinch.
Lundgren dodges the punch combination from YouR.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

YouR shoots in and bounces Lundgren off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
YouR throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Lundgren works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lundgren looking for a sweep. Not yet Lundgren, not yet.

YouR stands and steps away. Lundgren gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
YouR throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lundgren counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

YouR throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lundgren was covering up waiting for the punch and YouR finishes the takedown easily into guard.
YouR has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
YouR connects with a couple of short punches.

YouR decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
YouR tries to bum rush Lundgren with a series of wild strikes but Lundgren uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fuck YouR dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Lundgren is on the wrong end of a nice combination from YouR.
YouR tries to bum rush Lundgren with a series of wild strikes but Lundgren uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
YouR keeps the fight on the outside.
YouR lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lundgren shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has YouR pinned against the cage. YouR gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lundgren ducks down and throws a hook to the body but YouR moves away.
YouR thuds a left hand into Lundgren's body.
YouR misses with a wild combination.
Lundgren shoots in looking for a takedown. YouR tries to sprawl out of it but Lundgren keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. YouR manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Lundgren checks a leg kick nicely.
YouR keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Fuck YouR has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dolph Lundgren.
YouR tries to bum rush Lundgren with a series of wild strikes but Lundgren uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
YouR scores with a decent looking hook.

YouR drives through and clinches with Lundgren against the cage.
Lundgren is breathing heavily.

Lundgren escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Lundgren has his takedown stuffed
and YouR counters with a one-two to the body.
YouR throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lundgren.

YouR is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Lundgren's half guard.
YouR looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Lundgren with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
YouR is nestled in close to Lundgren, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Lundgren avoiding damage under a succession of punches from YouR.

YouR postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Lundgren to stand up.
Fuck YouR is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
YouR stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and YouR wants it to stay on the feet.
YouR throws a combination. Lundgren tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

YouR looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Lundgren!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
YouR can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lundgren is looking to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
YouR lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Lundgren can't escape the position.
YouR lands a heavy elbow.
YouR with the ground and pound from mount.
Lundgren is in all sorts of trouble here.
YouR lands a heavy elbow.
YouR lands a big elbow.
YouR has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Lundgren's face.
YouR with shots to the head and body - Lundgren looks very uncomfortable down there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
YouR punishing his opponent with strikes.
YouR raining down shots from the mount!
YouR scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Lundgren?
Lundgren tries to lock up and control but YouR gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The referee warns Lundgren that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
YouR thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Lundgren keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
YouR fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Lundgren tries to reverse the position but YouR maintains control.
YouR working away from the top, dropping strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Lundgren is desperately trying to improve his position but YouR has a good base and remains in mount.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, YouR cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
YouR landing strikes from the mount.
YouR has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Lundgren's face.
Lundgren tries to hold on but YouR pushes him away.
Lundgren can't escape the position.
Lundgren is bucking up trying to escape but YouR cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Lundgren tries to hold on but YouR pushes him away.
YouR is in the full mount, landing strikes.
YouR with the ground and pound from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fuck YouR dominated that second round.
That's time! YouR's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

YouR lands with a right hand.
YouR closes the distance and lands a one-two.
YouR throws a right and a left that Lundgren avoids nicely.
Lundgren swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
YouR lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lundgren tries to clinch but YouR moves out of range.
YouR misses with a series of wild punches.
YouR throws a right and a left that Lundgren avoids nicely.
Some wild striking there from YouR.
YouR throws a combination that misses
and Lundgren counters with a one-two to the body.
YouR stuffs the takedown attempt from Lundgren. Lundgren gets slowly back to his feet.
YouR falls off balance throwing a combination
and Lundgren counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. YouR is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
YouR throws a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lundgren has his takedown stuffed
letting YouR counter with a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
YouR throws a one two combo.
Lundgren checks a leg kick.
A punch combination from YouR misses.
YouR connects with a jab.
Nice straight punches there by YouR. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of YouR.

YouR drives through and clinches with Lundgren against the cage.
YouR lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Lundgren wants a takedown but no success here.
Fuck YouR has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dolph Lundgren.
Lundgren has YouR pressed against the cage, preventing YouR from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Lundgren is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Lundgren is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Lundgren jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as YouR walks away with a smile on his face. Lundgren gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
YouR lands a two punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
YouR misses with a double jab
and Lundgren counters with a slapping leg kick.
YouR throws a series of punches but Lundgren moves out of range.
YouR looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lundgren takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
YouR lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
YouR rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lundgren moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lundgren fails with a takedown attempt.
YouR looks to land a combination but Lundgren avoids it well.
A punch combination from YouR misses.
YouR stuffs the takedown attempt from Lundgren. Lundgren gets slowly back to his feet.
Fuck YouR seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
YouR's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and YouR duly obliges.
YouR misses with a low kick.
Lundgren pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lundgren dodges the punch combination from YouR.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

YouR gets a takedown into half guard.
YouR is thwarting Lundgren's attempts to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lundgren is looking to escape.
Lundgren taking some punishment here, with YouR in his half guard.
YouR takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

YouR is working for a kimura but Lundgren is defending it quite comfortably.
YouR tries to stand and escape but Lundgren actually recovers to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
YouR throws a big right hand that misses.
Lundgren is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
YouR tries to work over Lundgren's front leg with a kick but Lundgren checks it.

YouR rushes Lundgren and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Lundgren's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Lundgren is looking to control YouR's arms but YouR gets an underhook and turns him. Now Lundgren has his back to the cage.
Lundgren tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. YouR just stands there and leans against the cage.
Lundgren looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dolph Lundgren has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fuck YouR is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
YouR lands with a light punch inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fuck YouR showed his dominance in that final round.
Well YouR has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:26
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fuck YouR!