PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sponge Bob Squarepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shinwi Bolo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Squarepants kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Squarepaaaants. Bolo has chosen Let's go! as his entrance music. Shinwi Bolo will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Bob Squarepants
vs
Bolo

194 cm
22
203 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

190 cm
27
215 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Sponge Bob Squarepants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Shinwi Bolo!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bolo checks a leg kick.
Bolo pivots, looking for a leg kick but Squarepants is out of range and Bolo settles back down.
Bolo takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bolo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Squarepants is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bolo sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Bolo misses with a wild combination.

Bolo shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Bolo was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Bolo cracks Squarepants with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

It looks like Sponge Bob Squarepants has been cut.
Squarepants tries to reverse the position but Bolo maintains control.
Squarepants wants to control but Bolo is having none of it.
Squarepants takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Bolo lands a big elbow.

Sponge Bob Squarepants's cut is getting worse.
Bolo has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bolo lands a big elbow.

Sponge Bob Squarepants's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sponge Bob Squarepants's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Shinwi Bolo!