PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between poopy butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eliseo Seterra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Seterra has chosen Before I forget as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. poopy butt had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

butt
vs
Seterra

225 cm
20
145 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

174 cm
19
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, poopy butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eliseo Seterra!
The judges for this bout are Yuuki Gou, Sosuke Kotani and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seterra misses with a hook.
butt shoots in but no luck this time.
poopy butt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

butt gets caught flat footed, as Seterra shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

butt looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Seterra wants to control from the top but butt keeps moving.

Seterra avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

butt is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Seterra defends well.
Seterra wants to pass the guard but butt is keeping the position.

butt looking for a guillotine here but Seterra defends easily.
Seterra wants to pass the guard but butt is keeping the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

butt is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Seterra defends well.

butt has his foot on Seterra's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Seterra works his way back into a safe position though.

butt is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
butt is breathing heavily.
Seterra trying to control but butt is working from the bottom.
Seterra trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Seterra scoring with punches to the head and body.
butt keeping moving, preventing Seterra from controlling successfully.
Seterra looking to pass the guard.

Seterra is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Seterra thows a big elbow that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Seterra looking to sit in guard and control but butt gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Seterra keeping moving, preventing butt from controlling successfully.
Seterra is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Seterra looking for a sweep. Not yet Seterra, not yet.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Seterra scores a takedown into full mount!
Seterra landing punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seterra working butt over with strikes here.
butt is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
butt is working hard here to advance position.

Seterra working for a submission but butt is keeping him at bay.

Seterra looking to secure an arm triangle but butt defends it well.
Seterra trying to control but he's not successful this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
butt gets back to half guard.

butt looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Seterra is looking for a kimura but butt is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Seterra to get the leverage.
Seterra takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Seterra passes to full mount!
butt tries to get back to half guard but can't.
butt is squirming around, avoiding Seterra's attempts to control the action.

Seterra goes for an armbar but butt turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from butt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Eliseo Seterra will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

butt with a poor takedown

and Seterra counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for butt!
butt really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Seterra jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… butt is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by butt and Seterra has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Seterra lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear butt down.

Seterra tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Seterra has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
butt is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Seterra off and has taken his back!

butt is working the back position looking for the choke. Oh, he's slid into an armbar! Beautiful transition and Seterra taps out! Fantastic Jiu Jitsu from butt.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). poopy butt!