PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Captain Evil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George St Pierre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evil comes to the cage accompanied by Bad To The Bone. George St Pierre has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Evil
vs
St Pierre

175 cm
23
177 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

181 cm
23
170 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Captain Evil!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, George St Pierre!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
St Pierre changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Evil tries to avoid it but St Pierre manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Evil to the ground. Evil escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
St Pierre shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Evil defends it nicely.

Evil fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with St Pierre, pushing him back against the cage.
St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Evil avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Captain Evil has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George St Pierre.
Evil stops a takedown attempt from St Pierre.
Evil content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Evil lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A bit of stalling here from Evil.
Evil throws a blind hook that connects with the side of St Pierres head.
Evil stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
St Pierre goes for a takedown in the clinch but Evil prevents it.
St Pierre looks gassed!
Evil lands a hook that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Nice body punch from Evil.
The referee calls for Evil to work.
Evil lands a nice uppercut.
St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Evil avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Evil lands a left hand.
Evil lands a nice shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Evil lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Evil lands with a short shot to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Evil lands a body punch.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Evil throws a blind hook that connects with the side of St Pierres head.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Evil presses St Pierre against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A shot in the inside from Evil.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evil lands with a light punch inside.
Nice body punch from Evil - that landed with a thud.
Evil lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Evil lands a shoulder strike.
A short right from Evil.
Evil lands a nice uppercut.
Nice body punch from Evil - that landed with a thud.
Evil lands a body punch.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
Evil lands a body punch in the clinch.
Evil lands a right hand that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Evil lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Evil lands a nice shot to the body.
Evil lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evil lands a left hand.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Evil lands a right hand.
A short right from Evil.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Evil.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Stalling in the clinch from Evil.
Evil lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt St Pierre or not.
Evil throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Evil.
Nice body punch from Evil - that landed with a thud.
Evil effectively controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Evil.
Evil cracks St Pierre with a nice body shot.
A short right from Evil.
A body shot lands from Evil.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
Evil lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Evil.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Evil lands a body shot in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Evil.
A right hand to the body from Evil.
Evil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Evil lands a body punch.
A short uppercut from Evil.
Evil softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Evil.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Evil creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
St Pierre takes a shot to the head.
Evil lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt St Pierre or not.
A short uppercut from Evil.
Evil lands with a right to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Evil is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Evil softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Evil taking a breather.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Evil lands a hook that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil is struggling to control the position.
Evil lands a nice shot to the body.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.
Evil stalling against the cage.
Evil lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Evil lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Good body shot from Evil.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Evil takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Evil lands a body punch.
Evil works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A right hand to the body from Evil.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Evil.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Evil - that landed with a thud.
Evil lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Evil scores with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre is trying to drag Evil to the mat but Evil just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Evil leaning his opponent against the cage.
A body shot lands from Evil.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A nice right hand lands inside from Evil.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evil is leaning against St Pierre and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Evil lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Evil.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Evil.
St Pierre letting Evil take a breather here.
Evil lands a left hand that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Evil lands a body punch.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.
Evil throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Evil manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Evil throws a blind hook that connects with the side of St Pierres head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Evil dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Evil lands with a short shot to the head.
A right hand to the body from Evil.
St Pierre goes for a takedown in the clinch but Evil prevents it.
A nice left hand lands by Evil.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short uppercut from Evil.
Evil lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Captain Evil has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short left from Evil.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evil is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that St Pierre can do to turn this around?
A shot in the inside from Evil.
Nice body punch from Evil.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
Evil pressing his opponent against the cage.
St Pierre takes a shot to the head.
Nice body punch from Evil - that landed with a thud.
Evil lands with a short shot to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nice body punch from Evil.
Evil lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Evil lands a hook that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Evil throws a blind hook that connects with the side of St Pierres head.
Evil dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Evil.
St Pierre drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Evil lands a shot to the body.
A short left from Evil.
A right hook to the body lands for Evil.
A short right from Evil on the inside.
Evil digs a right hand into St Pierre's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on St Pierre's gas tank.
Evil lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
A shot in the inside from Evil.
Evil throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
St Pierre takes a shot to the head.
Good body shot from Evil.
Evil lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Evil.
Evil throws a blind hook that connects with the side of St Pierres head.
Evil lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Evil.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre letting Evil take a breather here.
Evil lands with a left to the head.
Still in the clinch, Evil scores with a nice short uppercut.
St Pierre drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Evil gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Captain Evil has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George St Pierre.
St Pierre is trying to drag Evil to the mat but Evil just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Evil lands a right hand.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right hook to the body lands for Evil.
Evil throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Evil.
Evil softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Evil controlling the action here for a moment.
St Pierre goes for a takedown in the clinch but Evil prevents it.
St Pierre takes a shot to the head.
Evil working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Evil lands with a right to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evil lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
A short uppercut from Evil.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
A shot in the inside from Evil.
A short uppercut from Evil.
A short uppercut from Evil.
Evil cracks St Pierre with a nice body shot.
Evil lands a hook to the side of the head.
Evil lands a hook that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil scores with a nice hook to the head.
Evil lands with a right to the head.
Evil lands a body punch.
Evil lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Evil lands a body punch in the clinch.
Evil is pressed up against the cage. St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Evil down to the mat. Evil avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Evil rushes St Pierre and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
A short left from Evil.
St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Evil avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evil lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
St Pierre is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Evil pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evil lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Evil.
Evil lands a body shot in the clinch.
Evil is pressed up against the cage. St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Evil down to the mat. Evil avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
St Pierre shoots in and drives through. Evil sprawls well.

Evil gets a clinch.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Evil softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Evil lands a nice shot to the body.
Evil content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Evil lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt St Pierre or not.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Evil.
Evil lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Evil controlling the action here for a moment.
Evil lands a body shot.
St Pierre is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Evil lands an uppercut.
Evil lands with a right to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Evil.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Evil dominated that second round.
That's time! Evil's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Evil misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from St Pierre.

Evil gets in close and instigates a clinch.
St Pierre looking for a takedown.
St Pierre goes for a takedown attempt but Evil pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Evil clinches with his opponent.
St Pierre has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Evil is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Captain Evil has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George St Pierre.
St Pierre is working for takedown but Evil is calmly controlling the position for now.
Evil is struggling to control the position.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
Evil lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Evil lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Evil is leaning against St Pierre and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Evil lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A bit of stalling here from Evil.
A short right from Evil.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Evil lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down St Pierre.
St Pierre takes a shot to the head.
Evil scores with a hook to the body.
Evil throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
St Pierre can't get the takedown.
Evil content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evil lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt St Pierre or not.
Evil slowing the pace effectively.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Evil.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Evil.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Evil creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Evil prevents a takedown attempt there.
A short uppercut from Evil.
Evil throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A left hand lands to the body for Evil.
Evil lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Evil presses St Pierre against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Evil lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down St Pierre.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Evil.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Evil.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Evil - that landed with a thud.
Evil cracks St Pierre with a nice body shot.
Evil is pressed up against the cage. St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Evil down to the mat. Evil avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Evil clinches.
Evil lands a left hand.
Evil lands a left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evil lands a body punch in the clinch.
Evil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Evil.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
Evil lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Evil lands a hook to the side of the head.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.
St Pierre is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Evil pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Evil gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from St Pierre.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Evil lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt St Pierre or not.
Evil manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Evil scores with a nice hook to the head.
Evil effectively controlling the action here.
Evil works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Evil lands with a right to the head.
Evil lands with a short head shot on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Evil scores with a nice short uppercut.
Evil lands a body shot in the clinch.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Evil lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short uppercut from Evil.
A right hook to the body lands for Evil.
Evil lands a shoulder strike.
Evil lands a body shot in the clinch.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Evil lands a right hand.
Evil prevents the takedown attempt.
Evil is leaning against St Pierre and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Evil lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
St Pierre being controlled against the cage.
Evil lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
Evil softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Evil lands a right hand.
Evil slows down the pace here.
St Pierre is working for takedown but Evil is calmly controlling the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
St Pierre has Evil pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Evil manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Evil stalling in the clinch.
Evil lands with a light punch inside.
Evil lands a body shot in the clinch.
Evil lands a hook to the side of the head.
St Pierre is trying to drag Evil to the mat but Evil just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Evil lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt St Pierre or not.
Evil lands a body shot in the clinch.
St Pierre drops down looking for an ankle pick but Evil pulls his leg out and moves away.

Evil clinches up with St Pierre and pushes him back against the cage.
Evil is pushing St Pierre up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Evil.
Evil lands a right hand.
Nice body punch from Evil.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evil lands a left hand.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Evil.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Evil clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Evil rushes St Pierre and presses him up against the cage.
St Pierre can't get the takedown.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Evil.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evil working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Evil.
Good body shot from Evil.
Evil lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Evil lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Evil.
Evil lands an uppercut.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
St Pierre letting Evil take a breather here.
Evil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Evil.
Evil digs a right hand underneath St Pierre's ribcage. St Pierre let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
Evil working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Evil stalling against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Evil as the two fighters clinch.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Evil stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Evil content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Evil lands with a short shot to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evil lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Evil scores with a nice hook to the head.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
Evil lands a shoulder strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Evil presses St Pierre against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Evil lands a right hand.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
Evil lands a shot to the body.
Evil lands a body punch.
St Pierre wants a takedown.
Evil stalling the fight.
Evil gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from St Pierre.
Captain Evil has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George St Pierre.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evil lands a body shot.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Evil lands a hook that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
A short right from Evil.
A short left from Evil.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Evil avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Evil content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short left from Evil.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A left hand lands to the body for Evil.
Evil prevents a takedown attempt there.
Evil gets underhooks to prevent St Pierre's takedown attempt.
Evil presses St Pierre against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Evil slowing the pace effectively.
Evil lands with a left to the head.
Evil leaning against his opponent.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Evil creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Evil gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from St Pierre.
Evil has St Pierre pressed against the cage.
Evil lands a shot to the body.
Evil lands a nice shot to the body.
Evil lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Evil.
Evil lands a body shot in the clinch.
Evil is leaning against St Pierre and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right from Evil on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Evil prevents the takedown attempt.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
St Pierre drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Evil gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Evil digs a right hand underneath St Pierre's ribcage. St Pierre let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evil prevents a takedown attempt there.
Evil is leaning against St Pierre and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short right from Evil on the inside.
St Pierre wants a takedown but no success here.
A short right from Evil.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Evil is leaning against St Pierre and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Nice body punch from Evil.
Evil lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
St Pierre is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Evil pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Still in the clinch, Evil scores with a nice short uppercut.
Evil slowing the pace effectively.
Evil lands with a short punch from the clinch.
St Pierre tries to score a body lock takedown but Evil shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Evil digs a right hand underneath St Pierre's ribcage. St Pierre let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evil lands with a left to the head.
Evil lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Evil scores with a hook to the body.
St Pierre tries for a takedown but Evil manages to get underhooks.
Evil lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Evil lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Evil lands an uppercut.
Evil lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A body shot lands from Evil.
A short right from Evil on the inside.
Evil scores with a nice hook to the head.
Evil lands with a left to the head.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
St Pierre tries for a takedown but Evil manages to get underhooks.
Evil stalling in the clinch.
Evil cracks St Pierre with a nice body shot.
Evil digs a right hand into St Pierre's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on St Pierre's gas tank.
Evil lands with a left to the head.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A left hand lands to the body for Evil.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Evil.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Evil.
St Pierre wants a takedown.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Captain Evil had his way with George St Pierre in that round.
That's time! Evil's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

St Pierre throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Evil's waist but Evil gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing St Pierre off to one side.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A right hand to the body from Evil.
Good body shot from Evil.
Evil stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Evil lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down St Pierre.
Evil pushes St Pierre back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Evil lands a left hand that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil lands a nice uppercut.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evil lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Evil lands a left hand.
Evil lands a body shot.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
St Pierre takes a shot to the head.
Evil working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Evil gets underhooks to prevent St Pierre's takedown attempt.
Nice body punch from Evil.
Evil stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Evil lands with a short shot to the head.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Evil lands a right hand that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil stalling.
Evil lands a body shot.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evil is working St Pierre over against the cage.
St Pierre goes for a takedown in the clinch but Evil prevents it.
Captain Evil has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George St Pierre.
Evil works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evil scores with a shot to the side of St Pierre's head.
Evil throws a blind hook that connects with the side of St Pierres head.
St Pierre changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Evil fights it off and pushes away nicely.

Evil moves into the clinch successfully.
Evil stalling.
Evil lands with a right to the head.
Evil is stalling here.
Evil gets underhooks to prevent St Pierre's takedown attempt.
A nice left hand lands by Evil.
Evil scores with a shoulder strike.
Evil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Evil just leaning against St Pierre, taking a breather.
St Pierre takes a shot to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Evil.
A left hand lands to the body for Evil.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Evil avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Evil.
Evil lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Evil.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Evil working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Evil lands a left hand that snaps the head of St Pierre backwards.
Evil scores with a hook to the body.
Evil has St Pierre pushed against the cage.
Evil is pressed up against the cage. St Pierre has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Evil down to the mat. Evil avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
St Pierre closes the distance and clinches up with Evil, looking for a takedown. St Pierre pushes Evil against the cage but Evil circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

Evil moves into the clinch.
Evil lands with a left to the head.
Evil has St Pierre pushed against the cage.
Evil lands a nice uppercut.
Evil stops a takedown attempt from St Pierre.
Evil lands a body shot in the clinch.
Evil is struggling to control the position.
Evil gets underhooks to prevent St Pierre's takedown attempt.
Evil lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Evil lands an uppercut.
Evil works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
St Pierre's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Evil scores with a nice hook to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Evil.
A left hand lands to the body for Evil.
Evil digs a right hand underneath St Pierre's ribcage. St Pierre let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short body shot lands from Evil as the two fighters clinch.
Evil lands a body punch in the clinch.
Evil lands a shoulder strike.
St Pierre is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Evil pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Nice body punch from Evil.
Evil stops a takedown attempt from St Pierre.
Evil cracks St Pierre with a nice body shot.
Captain Evil is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Evil.
St Pierre is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Evil scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A short left from Evil.
A right hook to the body lands for Evil.
Evil works on St Pierre's body with a couple of short punches.
A short right from Evil.
St Pierre looking for a takedown.
Evil scores with a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Evil lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Evil lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Evil makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Evil lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down St Pierre.
A right handed body shot lands from Evil.
Evil gets through St Pierre's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Evil slowing the pace effectively.
Evil lands a nice shot to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
St Pierre tries to score a body lock takedown but Evil shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Evil manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Evil cracks St Pierre with a nice body shot.
Evil has St Pierre pushed against the cage.
St Pierre has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Evil is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
George St Pierre has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Evil throws a blind hook that connects with the side of St Pierres head.
Evil working some nice short punches in the clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Captain Evil showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Evil has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 50:40
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 50:40
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 50:40

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Captain Evil!
Captain Evil is the new welterweight champion!