PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Galbraith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Cuntree (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Galbraith might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Bodies. Big Cuntree will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Galbraith
vs
Cuntree

225 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 7 - 0

215 cm
22
290 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Galbraith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Big Cuntree!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Lou da Vinci and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Galbraith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cuntree misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Galbraith.

Cuntree shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Cuntree lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Galbraith is looking to escape.
Cuntree throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cuntree is trying to control. Galbraith wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Cuntree has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Galbraith is breathing heavily.
Cuntree throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

Galbraith has one foot on Cuntree's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
John Galbraith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Galbraith throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cuntree.
Galbraith throws a nice looking combination but Cuntree bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cuntree wants to clinch.
Cuntree throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Some bone on bone action there as Galbraith checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Galbraith displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cuntree.
Cuntree thuds a left hand into Galbraith's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cuntree will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Some bone on bone action there as Galbraith checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cuntree misses with a few strikes there.
Cuntree tries to clinch up but Galbraith circles away and keeps his distance.
Cuntree throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cuntree misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntree lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Galbraith backs up against the cage.
Cuntree lands a jab-cross combination.
Cuntree tries to clinch but Galbraith is having none of it.
Galbraith on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cuntree throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice shot by Cuntree.
Cuntree moves out of range as Galbraith strikes.
Cuntree throws a head kick that misses.
Cuntree closes this distance looking for a takedown but Galbraith circles away.
John Galbraith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Cuntree.
Cuntree staying out of range there.
Galbraith swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Cuntree to counter with a crisp jab.
Cuntree fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Cuntree is defended easily by Galbraith.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Galbraith throws a combination that misses
and Cuntree cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cuntree takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cuntree avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Galbraith misses with a combination
and Cuntree makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cuntree looks to land a combination. Galbraith sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Galbraith swats away the attempt to clinch by Cuntree.
Cuntree is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Galbraith looks to clinch
and Cuntree counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cuntree moves in looking to clinch but Galbraith pushes him off.
Galbraith keeps the fight on the outside.
Galbraith misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Galbraith on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Galbraith slaps away a takedown attempt from Cuntree, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Cuntree shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Galbraith but Galbraith pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Galbraith throws a right and a left that both miss.

Cuntree clinches.
Cuntree tries to work over Galbraith's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cuntree has Galbraith pressed against the cage, preventing Galbraith from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Galbraith throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cuntree blocks it with crossed arms.
Cuntree wants to break the clinch but can't.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cuntree is trying to maintain a safe position but Galbraith gets an underhook and turns Cuntree into the cage.
Cuntree lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cuntree looking to stall.
Cuntree wants a takedown but no success here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Cuntree dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Cuntree tries to clinch up.
Galbraith swats away the attempt to clinch by Cuntree.
Galbraith tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cuntree swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cuntree lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Galbraith at a distance.
Galbraith circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cuntree scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Galbraith shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Cuntree has a takedown stuffed.
Cuntree scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Galbraith doesn't seem bothered though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cuntree lands a really nice looking cross but Galbraith seems unphased.
Cuntree fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Cuntree misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntree misses with a wild combination.
Cuntree shoots for a double leg takedown but Galbraith sprawls well. He's pushed Cuntree's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
John Galbraith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Cuntree.
Galbraith fails with a takedown attempt.
Cuntree throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cuntree throws a body kick that misses.
Cuntree lands with an uppercut that bounces Galbraith off the cage and back into rage.
Galbraith tries to clinch there but Cuntree circles away.
Cuntree motions for Galbraith to come forward. Cuntree throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Galbraith checks the leg kick.
Cuntree has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cuntree shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Galbraith pinned against the cage. Galbraith gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Cuntree displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Galbraith throws out the jab.
Cuntree moves away from the strike by Galbraith.
Galbraith avoids a punch combination nicely.
Galbraith blocks the body kick.
Cuntree catches Galbraith with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Galbraith misses with a double jab
and Cuntree counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cuntree walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Galbraith checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
John Galbraith is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Galbraith doesn't manage to clinch there - Cuntree circles away.
Cuntree tries to close the distance and clinch up but Galbraith swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntree wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cuntree closes the distance and clinches up with Galbraith, looking for a takedown. Cuntree pushes Galbraith against the cage but Galbraith circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Galbraith misses with a few strikes there.
Cuntree avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A leg kick checked by Galbraith.
Galbraith throws a hook but Cuntree avoids it easily.
Galbraith shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The crowd cheers as Cuntree lands an impressive looking overhand right. Galbraith doesn't seem phased though.
Galbraith looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Cuntree connects with a right hand. Galbraith shakes it off.
Galbraith misses with the combination.
Cuntree tries for a takedown but Galbraith sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntree looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Galbraith is fending him off so far but Cuntree persists. Nope, Galbraith circles away and we're back to standing.
Nice takedown defense from Cuntree. No joy for Galbraith on that attempt.
Cuntree scores with a jab. Galbraith acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Galbraith misses with a combination
and Cuntree counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Galbraith thinking.
Cuntree fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Galbraith throws a combination that misses

and Cuntree counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Galbraith's guard now.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cuntree passes into half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Galbraith trying to control from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Cuntree showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Galbraith's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Cuntree tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Cuntree smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Galbraith fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A punch combination from Galbraith misses.
Cuntree fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cuntree fails to land the takedown.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Cuntree is defended easily by Galbraith.
Galbraith needs to keep his hands up - Cuntree had a free shot at his head there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cuntree fails in his attempt to clinch.
Galbraith keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Galbraith tries to clinch there but Cuntree circles away.
Cuntree fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Galbraith avoids it really well and circles away.
John Galbraith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Cuntree.
Galbraith shoots for a double leg takedown but Cuntree sprawls well. He's pushed Galbraith's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
A leg kick checked by Galbraith.
Cuntree tries to clinch up.
Big Cuntree seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cuntree closes the distance and lands a one-two.
A jab lands there for Cuntree.
Cuntree scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cuntree with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Galbraith throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Cuntree counter with a right hand.
Galbraith is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cuntree.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cuntree connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cuntree shoots in and drives through. Galbraith sprawls well.
Galbraith swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cuntree counters with a three punch combo that has Galbraith backing up. Galbraith nods at Cuntree to acknowledge the strikes.
Cuntree circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cuntree's corner calls for a 1-2. Cuntree obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Galbraith takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Galbraith swings for the body but Cuntree moves out of range.
Galbraith tries to clinch but Cuntree is having none of it.
Galbraith lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cuntree circles away quickly and effectively.
Cuntree lands a nice looking body shot.
Galbraith looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Cuntree dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cuntree lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cuntree.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Galbraith throws the left hand but Cuntree avoids the punch easily.
Galbraith swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cuntree counters with a left to the body.
Galbraith looks for a takedown but Cuntree sprawls well.
Cuntree slips a straight right by Galbraith.
Galbraith will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Galbraith tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cuntree paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cuntree scores with a jab to the body.
Galbraith throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cuntree counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cuntree will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

Galbraith has Cuntree up against the cage in a clinch.

Cuntree jumps into guard, dragging Galbraith to the mat.

Cuntree looking for a guillotine here but Galbraith defends easily.
John Galbraith has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntree looking to hit a scissor sweep but Galbraith is one step ahead there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cuntree is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Big Cuntree comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Cuntree winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 27:30
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 26:30
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Big Cuntree!