PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe larry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hitler Adolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

larry
vs
Adolf

225 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good in bed

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joe larry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hitler Adolf!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Bruno Lombardi and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Adolf showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from larry.
larry misses with a jab, cross combination.
Adolf dodges the punch combination from larry.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from larry is defended easily by Adolf.
A nice combination there by larry.
larry throws a right and a left that both miss.
Adolf has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
larry misses with a series of wild punches.
Adolf showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from larry.
Adolf fails with an attempt to clinch.
larry throws a series of punches but Adolf moves out of range.
larry misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
larry shoots for a takedown but Adolf saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
larry moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
larry misses with a few strikes there.
larry lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Adolf backs up against the cage.
larry displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A nice combination there by larry.

larry moves into the clinch.

larry escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Adolf walks into a stiff left hand from larry.
larry throws a series of punches but Adolf moves out of range.
Adolf is looking to clinch but larry is avoiding it.
larry misses with a few strikes there.
larry scores with a kick to the midsection.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Adolf stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Adolf wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe larry. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
larry misses with a double jab.

larry clinches up with Adolf and pushes him back against the cage.

larry breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
larry scores with a one two! Adolf had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Adolf slips a jab and a cross from larry.
Adolf slips a jab and a cross from larry.
Joe larry seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danga de danga de dang - larry scores with a four punch combination!
larry fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The fighters circle momentarily. larry darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
larry looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Adolf dodges the punch combination from larry.
larry will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
larry misses with a two punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
larry throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Adolf.
Adolf displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from larry.
Adolf leaves larry with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
larry throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
larry misses with a two punch combination.
larry is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Adolf as larry shoots in.
Adolf on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by larry. larry obviously looking to wear him down.
larry is working the combinations to good effect here.
larry misses with a wild combination.
larry swinging wildly here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
larry throws a right hand that Adolf ducks under and follows up with a left that Adolf also avoids with ease.
larry shoots in for a double leg but Adolf sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
larry misses with a double jab.
larry tries to bum rush Adolf with a series of wild strikes but Adolf uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Hitler Adolf is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
larry works over Adolf's head and body with a nice combination.

larry moves into the clinch successfully.
larry can't break the clinch.
larry tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Adolf smiles and moves away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
larry swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Adolf is on the wrong end of a nice combination from larry.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe larry dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

larry throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Adolf dodges the punch combination from larry.
larry lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Adolf circles away quickly and effectively.
Adolf is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
larry wants to clinch up but Adolf keeps it at a distance.
larry tries to clinch up.
larry fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Adolf avoids it really well and circles away.
larry throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
larry lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
larry misses with a few strikes there.
Joe larry is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
larry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Left hook, right uppercut from larry.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adolf attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
larry misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
larry lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Adolf backs up against the cage.
A left and a right from larry both land. Nice combination.
larry closes the distance and lands a one-two.

larry clinches with his opponent.
larry tries to pull guard but Adolf holds him up against the cage and eventually larry drops back down to his feet.
larry wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Adolf stalling in the clinch but larry improves position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
larry is trying to force a seperation but Adolf has the dominant position.

larry manages to break the clinch.
Some wild striking there from larry.
larry throws a series of punches but Adolf avoids them all with ease.
A right-left combo lands from larry.
larry fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A nice leg kick lands there from larry.
A combination from larry does no damage.
larry closes this distance looking for a takedown but Adolf circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe larry. That's going to take a lot out of him.

larry looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Adolf uses the cage to get back to his feet.
larry moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

larry gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A frustrated look appears on larry's face as he tries to break the clinch.

larry breaks from the clinch.
Adolf throws a leg kick that misses.
Adolf fails with an attempt to clinch.

Adolf tries to keep at a distance but larry has taken the fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

larry breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
larry is looking to clinch.
larry throws a one two combo.
larry lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
larry looks to land a combination but Adolf avoids it well.
larry displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
larry swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Adolf tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but larry paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Adolf stuffs the takedown.
larry lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
larry throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
larry tries for a takedown but Adolf sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe larry dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

larry throws a right and a left that both miss.
larry rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Adolf moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
larry moves in looking to clinch but Adolf pushes him off.
larry misses with a series of wild punches.
Joe larry is winning the standup battle so far.
larry's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and larry duly obliges.
larry stalks Adolf and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Adolf's face. Adolf staggers backwards, shaken.
Adolf avoids a punch combination nicely.
Adolf shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A combination from larry does no damage.
larry shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Adolf pinned against the cage. Adolf gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
larry looks to land a combination but Adolf avoids it well.

larry looking for a takedown here - he's got it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Adolf is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Adolf is looking to control larry's arms but larry gets an underhook and turns him. Now Adolf has his back to the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Hitler Adolf.
larry throws a series of punches but Adolf avoids them all with ease.
Adolf slips a jab and a cross from larry.
larry rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Adolf moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
larry tries to bum rush Adolf with a series of wild strikes but Adolf uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nice straight punches there by larry. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of larry.
larry rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Adolf moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
larry throws a right and a left that Adolf avoids nicely.
larry misses with a jab, cross combination.
Adolf tries to clinch but larry moves out of range.
larry scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
larry shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Adolf but Adolf pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
larry throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Adolf has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
larry throws a series of punches but Adolf avoids them all with ease.
larry tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
larry fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
larry doesn't manage to clinch there - Adolf circles away.
A combination from larry does no damage.
larry misses with a double jab.
larry misses with a two punch combination.
Nice shot lands for larry.
Hitler Adolf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Adolf throws a leg kick that misses.
Adolf swats away the attempt to clinch by larry.
larry's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and larry duly obliges.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Adolf in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Adolf stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe larry. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Adolf closes the distance but larry moves to the side
and larry counters with a one-two to the body.
larry throws a series of punches but Adolf avoids them all with ease.
larry throws a right and a left that Adolf avoids nicely.
Joe larry is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
larry misses with a two punch combination.
larry throws a nice inside leg kick.
larry throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Adolf.
larry lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nice takedown defense from Adolf. No joy for larry on that attempt.
larry checks the leg kick.
larry throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
larry is trying hard to land a takedown here. Adolf sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
larry swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
larry goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe larry showed his dominance in that final round.
Well larry has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe larry!