PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nintendo Takada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dork Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nintendo Takada has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Takada
vs
Fish

185 cm
26
193 lbs
14 - 6 - 1

180 cm
26
190 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Hell's Balls Recovery
Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Nintendo Takada!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dork Fish!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fish instigates a clinch.
Fish lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Takada backwards.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Takada blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Takada breaks the clinch.
Fish fails to land the takedown.
Takada scores with a nice right hand.
Fish misses the shot to the body.
Takada moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Dork Fish has been cut.
Fish takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Takada throws a looping overhand right but Fish ducks down to avoid it.
Fish tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Takada paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Takada with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fish walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Left hook, right uppercut from Takada.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fish fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fish wants to clinch up but Takada keeps it at a distance.
Takada thows a left - swing and a miss!
Takada cracks Fish with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Fish throws a hook to the side of Takada's head but Takada sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dork Fish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Takada scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Fish doesn't seem bothered though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Takada lands a nice hook to Fish's body. Fish takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fish looks gassed!
A jab from Takada does it's job there.
Fish misses the body punch
and Takada counters with a nice uppercut.
Takada lands with a nice body punch.
Fish tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Fish takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fish takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Takada tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fish blocks a head kick by Takada.
Takada lands a jab.
Takada cracks Fish with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Takada jabs at Fish's body.
Jab, jab by Takada - just one landing.
Fish clinches but Takada breaks the clinch
and Takada counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Takada lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That has opened up Dork Fish's cut even more.
Takada plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Takada throws a sloppy head kick and Fish moves out of range easily.
Takada throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fish scores with a three punch combo!
Takada with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Takada darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Fish throws a predictable looking body shot
and Takada counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Takada throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fish takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Takada punishes Fish's body with a nice straight punch.
Fish fails with the takedown
and Takada counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Takada dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Takada moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Takada with a jab.
Fish gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Takada.
Takada misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Takada lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Takada connects with a right hand. Fish shakes it off.
Takada with a hook.
Fish takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A punch combination from Takada misses.
Takada with a jab.

The cut above Dork Fish's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Takada connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Takada throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Takada tries a head kick but it misses.
Fish tries a low kick but Takada avoids it.
Takada paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Fish tries to clinch but Takada moves away
and Takada counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Fish throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Takada counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Fish moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Takada walks into a stiff left hand from Fish.
Takada lands with an uppercut that bounces Fish off the cage and back into rage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Takada cracks Fish with an open hand slap.
A head kick from Takada lands but Fish takes it in his stride.

Dork Fish's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Takada scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fish in his tracks.
Takada scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Takada tries a head kick but it misses.
Takada smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fish has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fish walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Takada cracks Fish with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Takada misses with a head kick.
Takada scores with a jab to the head.
Takada misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Takada cracks Fish with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Takada lands a really nice looking cross but Fish seems unphased.
Fish throws a series of punches but Takada avoids them all with ease.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Takada, as that shot connected.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Takada moves into range and connects with a jab.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dork Fish's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Nintendo Takada!