PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dan Dallas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sgt Parrotface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dallas comes to the cage accompanied by Ace of Spades. The key to victory for Dan Dallas has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Dallas
vs
Parrotface

190 cm
23
213 lbs
3 - 10 - 0

169 cm
22
191 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

FNF Energy - Sale!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 10 - 0, fighting out of London, Dan Dallas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Sgt Parrotface!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dallas swats away the attempt to clinch by Parrotface.
Dallas chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dan Dallas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dallas wants to clinch but Parrotface slips to the side

and Parrotface counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Dallas!
Dallas flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Parrotface landing shots from mount.
Parrotface lands a big elbow.

It looks like Dan Dallas has been cut.
Dallas flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dallas is looking to get to half guard.
Dallas trying to punch from the bottom. They're landing but they're really not going to hurt Parrotface.
Parrotface looking to control but Dallas is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Dallas is looking to get to half guard.
Parrotface has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dallas swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Parrotface raining down shots from the mount!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dallas keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Parrotface should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Parrotface looking to secure an arm triangle but Dallas defends it well.
Dallas tries to reverse the position but Parrotface maintains control.
Dallas throwing hammer fists to the chest of Parrotface. What's that going to do exactly?
Dallas is trying desperately to improve position.
Parrotface trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Parrotface putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Parrotface scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Parrotface wants to take his opponent's back but Dallas doesn't allow it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Dallas tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Dallas flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Dallas is desperately trying to improve his position but Parrotface has a good base and remains in mount.
Dallas is working hard here to advance position.
Dallas is breathing heavily.
Dallas throws a strike from the bottom but Parrotface uses the opportunity to take his back.
Parrotface scores with a nice shot to the head of his opponent. Dallas is looking for a way out.
Parrotface throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Dallas!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dallas is really stuck here.
Parrotface cracks Dallas with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Dallas from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Dallas wants to escape the position.

Dallas is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.

Parrotface is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Parrotface has the hooks in. Dallas is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.

Parrotface is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Dallas knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Dallas for a finish.
Dallas is really stuck here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dallas breaks Parrotface's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Dallas looking to pass the guard.
Dallas stopping the sweep attempt from Parrotface.
Dallas has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Parrotface is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dallas is aware though and is defending well.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Parrotface tries to keep at a distance but Dallas has taken the fight into the clinch.

Dallas manages to break the clinch.
Dallas lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sgt Parrotface dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dan Dallas's cut.
That's time! Dallas's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dallas closes the distance and lands a one-two.

Parrotface shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Parrotface is working for a submission of some sort.

Dallas is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Parrotface pulls his head out easily.
Dallas missing with punches from the bottom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Parrotface blocks the strikes from Dallas.
Dallas is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parrotface sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Dallas gets full guard.

Parrotface avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dallas striking off his back but it's not causing Parrotface any problems.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Parrotface. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Dallas throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.

Dallas looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Parrotface passes into side control.
Dallas is looking to reverse the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dallas is not content to let Parrotface control the position.
Dallas tries to strike but it doesn't land.
Parrotface sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Dallas is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Parrotface throws a strike aimed at the side of Dallas's head but Dallas avoids it well.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Dallas shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Parrotface is looking to improve his position.

Dallas is looking for a kimura here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parrotface throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Parrotface has eaten all the pies!
Parrotface blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dallas.

Dallas is trying to work for a kimura but Parrotface is defending well.

Parrotface looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Dallas is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Parrotface sees it coming and defends easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dallas wants to stand up but Parrotface is controlling the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Parrotface scores a takedown into full mount!
Dallas throwing hammer fists to the chest of Parrotface. What's that going to do exactly?

Parrotface looking to isolate an arm here. Dallas doesn't see it coming and as Parrotface extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Parrotface!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sgt Parrotface!