PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Lucas Lunar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Waldorf Astoria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lunar comes into the arena with Seperate Ways by Journey blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Lunar
vs
Astoria

182 cm
26
178 lbs
17 - 2 - 0

180 cm
22
184 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Hell's Balls Recovery
Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lucas Lunar!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Waldorf Astoria!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lunar takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A combination from Astoria does no damage.
Astoria throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lunar turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Astoria misses with a hook.
Astoria pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Astoria scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Astoria fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lunar manages to avoid it.
A slow jab from Astoria misses its intended target.
Astoria looks to score with a jab to the body but Lunar is just out of range.
Astoria throws a big shot that misses.
Lunar moves out of range of the body kick from Astoria.
A low kick from Astoria is predictable there
and Lunar counters with a nice kick to the body.
Astoria throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lunar counters with a stiff right hand.
Astoria throws a sloppy head kick
and Lunar counters with a nice body kick.
Astoria looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Lunar.
Astoria blocks a leg kick.
Astoria takes one on the button.
Nice uppercut lands for Lunar. That snapped Astoria's head back.
A right-left combo lands from Lunar.

It looks like Waldorf Astoria has been cut.
Lunar connects with a solid leg kick.
Lunar looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Nice cross by Lunar.

Astoria is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Astoria drops his hands momentarily. Lunar doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Astoria staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Astoria doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lucas Lunar!
Lucas Lunar retains his welterweight title!