PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Said Jaffar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yo Mamma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yo Mamma has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Said Jaffar's chin.

Jaffar
vs
Mamma

192 cm
18
235 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

187 cm
18
266 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Said Jaffar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yo Mamma!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yuuki Gou and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaffar keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Mamma should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Mamma tries to score a power double leg takedown but Jaffar sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Mamma somewhat.
Mamma is trying hard to land a takedown here. Jaffar sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Said Jaffar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yo Mamma.
Mamma is trying hard to land a takedown here. Jaffar sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jaffar stuffs the takedown attempt from Mamma. Mamma gets slowly back to his feet.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Mamma.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mamma shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Mamma working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Mamma really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jaffar. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Jaffar is pressing down on Mamma's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Mamma throwing strikes from guard but Jaffar blocks nicely.
Mamma won't allow Jaffar to sweep him here.
Mamma must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jaffar is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Jaffar looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Jaffar passes to full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jaffar goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Mamma is on top in guard.
Jaffar is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Jaffar working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mamma doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mamma manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Mamma connects with a couple of short punches.
Mamma in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mamma working some strikes from top position.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Jaffar is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jaffar has momentary wrist control but Mamma slips an elbow through the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamma working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Mamma working some strikes from top position.
Mamma with a flurry of punches that miss.
Jaffar wants to sweep here but Mamma controlling him for the moment.
Mamma is working Jaffar over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Jaffar wants to sweep but no luck.
Jaffar wants to improve his position but instead Mamma has moved into half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jaffar manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jaffar is breathing heavily.
Mamma loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Mamma has eaten all the pies!
Jaffar looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mamma is looking to work some ground and pound but Jaffar has wrist control.
Mamma stands up over Jaffar, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jaffar looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mamma landing with the ground and pound.
Mamma is looking to work some ground and pound but Jaffar has wrist control.
Mamma won't allow Jaffar to sweep him here.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jaffar is on top in guard.
Mamma looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jaffar advances to half guard.

Jaffar is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Mamma doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Jaffar.
Jaffar wants to pass the guard but Mamma is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Yo Mamma will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Mamma closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Mamma seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jaffar does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Jaffar gets full guard.
Mamma preventing the sweep.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mamma accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Jaffar throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Mamma trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jaffar is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Jaffar is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Jaffar is pressing down on Mamma's thigh, looking to free his foot. Mamma is holding on for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mamma is looking to control Jaffar's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Mamma avoid being mounted?

Jaffar is working for a kimura but Mamma is defending it quite comfortably.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mamma is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Jaffar's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Jaffar's back!
Jaffar tries to roll but Mamma sticks to his back.
Jaffar rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Mamma throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Jaffar wants to improve his position but Mamma is controlling well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jaffar manages to get to full guard.
Mamma postures up in Jaffar's guard and throws a big left but Jaffar blocks it.
Jaffar tries to land a sweep but no joy.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jaffar is on top in guard.
Jaffar passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Mamma prevents Jaffar from improving position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jaffar wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Mamma, who protects the arm well.
Mamma sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Jaffar works his way into side control.

Jaffar is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Mamma has escaped the position, nice work there.
Jaffar tries to move into full mount but can't pass Mamma's legs.
Mamma can't do much from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mamma stops Jaffar from passing to mount.

Jaffar swings around for an armbar but Mamma sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Jaffar's guard.
Jaffar looking for a sweep. Not yet Jaffar, not yet.
Mamma lands a couple of elbows.
Mamma trying to control the position from guard on top but Jaffar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jaffar wants to sweep but no luck.
Jaffar keeping moving, preventing Mamma from controlling successfully.
Mamma loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Jaffar is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Said Jaffar dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Horrible takedown by Mamma or perhaps it was just good defense by Jaffar which made him look bad.

Jaffar shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Jaffar here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Mamma gets back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaffar pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Mamma is keeping the position for now.
Mamma looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jaffar postures up.
Mamma takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jaffar stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mamma swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jaffar slips nicely into half guard.
Jaffar works his way into side control.
Jaffar advances nicely into full mount.
Mamma is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Mamma is controlling an arm, preventing Jaffar from taking his back. Although keeping him in mount is no better to be honest.
Mamma tries to reverse the position but Jaffar maintains control.

Jaffar wants to finish this one by submission but Mamma is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Jaffar.

Jaffar is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Mamma to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Mamma shrugs it off.

Jaffar looking for a guillotine from mount but Mamma is having none of it.

Jaffar is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Mamma can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Mamma sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mamma won't allow Jaffar to pass to mount.
Said Jaffar overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Jaffar is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Mamma gets back to half guard.
Jaffar passes to full mount!
Jaffar moves to back control.

Jaffar looking for the RNC.

Jaffar is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Mamma defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mamma tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Mamma has given up his back.

Jaffar looking for the RNC.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Jaffar is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jaffar has the hooks in. Mamma is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.

And that's the end of the fight!
Said Jaffar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jaffar has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 29:28
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Said Jaffar!