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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ezra Pound (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. Pound is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Toots & The Maytals - Pressure Drop. Ezra Pound has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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162 lbs
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155 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ezra Pound!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Lou da Vinci and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good leg kick by Limberdinkle there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Limberdinkle drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Pound is trying to control the position but Limberdinkle postures up.
Pound looking to hit a scissor sweep but Limberdinkle is one step ahead there.
Limberdinkle scoring with some ground and pound.
Pound is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Pound is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pound keeping moving, preventing Limberdinkle from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Limberdinkle throws a big right hand that misses.
Limberdinkle wants to control from the top but Pound keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Limberdinkle accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pound bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Limberdinkle's guard.
Pound trying to control the position from guard on top but Limberdinkle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pound controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Pound preventing the sweep.
Limberdinkle has his hands on Pound's head, controlling the position.
Limberdinkle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Limberdinkle is trying to keep Pound in close.
Limberdinkle keeping moving, preventing Pound from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Limberdinkle shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pound defends it nicely.
Pound looks to land a body kick but Limberdinkle moved away.
Pound lands with a kick to the temple. Limberdinkle shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Pound clinches up with Limberdinkle and pushes him back against the cage.
Limberdinkle wants to break free but Pound has control.
Limberdinkle is looking to break free of the clinch but Pound has double underhooks.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Pound landing knees to the head.
Limberdinkle is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Pound gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Nice elbow from Pound.
Pound leaning his opponent against the cage.
Limberdinkle drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Urinus Limberdinkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pound prevents a takedown attempt there.
Pound with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Limberdinkle creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Pound gets underhooks to prevent Limberdinkle's takedown attempt.
Pound gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Limberdinkle.
Pound tries to land knees in the clinch but Limberdinkle avoids the damage to the body.
Limberdinkle has Pound pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Pound manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Limberdinkle throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Pound looking to slow down the pace here.
Limberdinkle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pound fails with an attempt to clinch.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pound throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Limberdinkle swats away the attempt to clinch by Pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Urinus Limberdinkle will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Limberdinkle misses with a low kick.
An inside leg kick from Limberdinkle misses.
Pound feints and as Limberdinkle raises his hands in defense, Pound changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Limberdinkle wants to sweep here but Pound controlling him for the moment.
Limberdinkle trying to keep a closed guard but Pound is proving a slippery customer.
Pound showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Pound missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Limberdinkle is trying to control the position but Pound postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Pound!
Pound is looking to get to half guard.
Pound is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Limberdinkle thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Pound is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Pound working to try and regain half guard.
Pound tries to hold on but Limberdinkle postures up.
Limberdinkle postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Pound looks a forlorn figure.
Pound tries to reverse the position but Limberdinkle maintains control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle landing strikes from the mount.
Limberdinkle is working for a guillotine from mount but Pound frees his head quite easily.
Limberdinkle lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Limberdinkle pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Pound is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Pound hang on?
Limberdinkle looking to finish Pound with some ground and pound. This is bad for Pound!
Limberdinkle prevents Pound from getting the reversal.
Limberdinkle lands a big shot there that rocks Pound but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Limberdinkle is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Pound has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Limberdinkle avoids the attempt from Pound to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Limberdinkle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pound throws a wild body kick that Limberdinkle sees coming a mile off.
Limberdinkle throws and low kick but Pound moves out of range easily.
Limberdinkle takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Nice body kick there by Pound.
Pound cracks the inside of Limberdinkle's front leg.
A solid leg kick lands there for Pound.
Pound is looking to land body kicks.
Pound shoots and misses
and Limberdinkle counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Limberdinkle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pound keeping moving, preventing Limberdinkle from controlling successfully.
Limberdinkle is fighting to break Pound's control of his arms but Pound is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Limberdinkle throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pound works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Limberdinkle works over Pound with some ground and pound from guard.
Pound wants to control the position but Limberdinkle says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pound is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nice strikes from Limberdinkle there.
Pound tries to get to full guard but Limberdinkle has control of the leg.
Pound trying to control but Limberdinkle postures up.
Ezra Pound has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pound connecting with a few gentle strikes.
Pound trying to control but Limberdinkle postures up.
Pound is trying to get back to full guard.
Pound trying to control but Limberdinkle postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Limberdinkle trying to control from half guard but Pound is working away.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Pound fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pound throws a body kick the misses
and Limberdinkle counters with a head kick.
Limberdinkle tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pound misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pound throws a sloppy head kick
and Limberdinkle counters with a single leg into guard. Pound didn't expect that.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Limberdinkle avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Urinus Limberdinkle showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Limberdinkle, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 29:28
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 30:27
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!
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hype
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