PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Joe Peeps (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cluk Cloo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Peeps might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Rage Against The Machine: Settle For Nothing . Cloo is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Holy Diver. Cluk Cloo has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Joe Peeps's chin.

Peeps
vs
Cloo

169 cm
19
146 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

159 cm
26
141 lbs
10 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Joe Peeps!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cluk Cloo!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peeps throws a series of punches but Cloo avoids them all with ease.
Joe Peeps seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cloo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Cloo has taken the fight to the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Cloo tries for a takedown but Peeps manages to get underhooks.
Cloo is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Peeps stops a takedown attempt from Cloo.
Joe Peeps has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cluk Cloo.

Peeps escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cloo tries to close the distance and clinch up but Peeps swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Peeps throws a right hand that Cloo ducks under and follows up with a left that Cloo also avoids with ease.
Cloo walks into a stiff left hand from Peeps.

Cloo moves into range and clinches up with Peeps.

Cloo escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Peeps lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cloo at a distance.
Peeps jabs at Cloo's body.
Peeps thows a body shot but no joy.
Peeps misses with a double jab.
Peeps misses with a body shot.
Peeps ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Cloo changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Peeps tries to avoid it but Cloo manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Peeps to the ground. Peeps escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Peeps connects with a jab.
Cloo moves in looking to clinch but Peeps pushes him off.
Peeps throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Peeps uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Cloo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Peeps.

Cloo has managed to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peeps is trying to maintain a safe position but Cloo gets an underhook and turns Peeps into the cage.
Peeps wants to break the clinch but can't.
Cloo prevents Peeps from breaking the clinch.
Cloo is working for takedown but Peeps is calmly controlling the position for now.
Peeps stops a takedown attempt from Cloo.
Peeps has had enough of the clinch but Cloo keeps him there for the moment.
Peeps keeps control of Cloo as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Cloo is trying to break free.
Cloo tries for a takedown but Peeps manages to get underhooks.
Cloo looks gassed!
Peeps wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Peeps.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Peeps.
Cloo being controlled against the cage.
Peeps on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Peeps stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
A short left from Peeps.
Cloo swings wildly with an uppercut but Peeps uses good head movement to avoid it.
Peeps lands a body punch in the clinch.

Peeps breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Peeps lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Peeps scores with a hook to the body. Cloo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cloo walks into a stiff left hand from Peeps.
Cloo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Peeps.
Peeps throws a good cross that connects.

Cloo gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cloo jumps guard but Peeps stands there with Cloo around his waist. Cloo gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Peeps.
Peeps is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Cloo is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Peeps pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Peeps pushes Cloo back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.

Peeps breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cloo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Peeps throws a body punch but Cloo moves out of range.
Peeps dips to his left and cracks Cloo with an uppercut!
Peeps lands a glancing blow to the side of Cloo's head.
Cloo takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Peeps lands a really nice looking cross but Cloo seems unphased.
Peeps lands with a nice combination. Cloo backs away looking to recover.
Peeps is looking to wear down Cloo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Peeps scores with a one two! Cloo had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Peeps lands with a good body shot.
Cloo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cloo takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Peeps throws a combination. Cloo tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Peeps lands a nice hook to Cloo's body. Cloo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Peeps smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice cross by Peeps.
Peeps lands with a nice body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cloo takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Peeps stuns Cloo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Cloo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Peeps connects with a right hand. Cloo shakes it off.
Peeps fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Joe Peeps is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cloo tries to move into range but Peeps moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nice shot by Peeps.
Peeps thuds a left hand into Cloo's body.
Peeps wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Peeps is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Peeps throws a series of strikes that have Cloo backpedaling.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Peeps getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cloo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Peeps scores with a decent looking hook.
Peeps works the jab nicely.
Peeps scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Nice uppercut lands for Peeps. That snapped Cloo's head back.
Peeps throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Peeps works over Cloo's head and body with a nice combination.
Cloo has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Peeps dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Peeps ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Peeps scores with a decent looking hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cloo on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cloo tries to move into range but Peeps moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Peeps is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Cloo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Peeps fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Peeps takes a swing at Cloo's ribcage but misses.
Peeps cracks a nice hook into Cloo's ribs.
Peeps dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cloo drops his hands momentarily and Peeps takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Peeps digs a good hook to Cloo's body.
Peeps misses the shot to the body.
Peeps stuns Cloo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Peeps's corner calls for a 1-2. Peeps obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Peeps darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Peeps uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cloo has time to react.
A cross from Peeps lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cloo misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cloo tries to move into range but Peeps moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cloo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Peeps tests Cloo's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Peeps lands with a good body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Peeps dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Peeps with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Peeps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Peeps. Cloo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Peeps fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cloo on the side of the head.
Peeps misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cloo.
Peeps scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Peeps lands a right hook to the body.
Cloo fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Peeps lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Joe Peeps is winning the standup battle so far.
Peeps moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Peeps scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Cluk Cloo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cloo gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Peeps.
Peeps lands with a good body shot.
A cross from Peeps lands.
Peeps with a nice cross.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Peeps scores with a hook to the body. Cloo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Peeps lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Cloo is breathing heavily.
Cloo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Peeps is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cloo can do to turn this around?
Peeps swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Peeps lands a nice looking body shot.
Peeps dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloo doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Peeps scores with a body shot.
Peeps uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Peeps scores with a jab to the jaw.
Peeps lands with a right hand.
Cloo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Peeps lands a jab to the nose.
Peeps dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cloo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A lazy left from Peeps finds it's target.
Peeps lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Peeps.
Peeps connects with a single shot there.
Cloo looks to land a right hand but Peeps moved out of range.
Peeps throws a series of strikes that have Cloo backpedaling.
Peeps lands with an overhand left.
Peeps scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Peeps comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Peeps changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Peeps. That snapped Cloo's head back.
Cloo takes one to the chin there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cloo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Peeps connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cloo momentarily.
Peeps just misses with a punch to the body.
Peeps is working the combinations to good effect here.
A decent looking cross lands there for Peeps.
A looping hook to the body misses from Peeps. Cloo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Donk. Peeps catches Cloo right on the button with a cross.
Cloo shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Peeps digs a good hook to Cloo's body.
Peeps lands a nice hook to Cloo's body. Cloo takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Peeps throws out a powerful jab.
Peeps ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Peeps. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Peeps.
Peeps lands with a right hand.
Cloo takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cloo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Cloo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Peeps scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Peeps lands with a right hand.
Jab, jab by Peeps - just one landing.
Cloo walks into a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peeps moves into range and connects with a jab.
Peeps scores with a body shot.
Peeps bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cloo's head.
Peeps fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cloo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Peeps comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Peeps lands with a nice combination. Cloo backs away looking to recover.
Peeps throws a body punch but Cloo moves out of range.
Peeps looks to score with a jab to the body but Cloo is just out of range.
Peeps punishes Cloo's body with a nice straight punch.
Peeps lands a head shot.
Cloo moves forwards but Peeps connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Peeps lands a nice looking body shot.
Peeps scores with a jab to the jaw.
Peeps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cloo was well out of range. Poor timing from Peeps.
Peeps lands a nice shot to the body.
Peeps scores with a shot to the body.
Peeps throws a shot to the body.
Cloo takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Peeps connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Peeps tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cloo was well out of range. Poor timing from Peeps.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peeps lands a lovely overhand right.
Peeps scores with a shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Peeps lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Cloo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Peeps moves away.
Peeps connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cloo. Cloo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Horrible takedown by Cloo or perhaps it was just good defense by Peeps which made him look bad.
Cloo slips a jab and a cross from Peeps.
A punch combination from Peeps misses.
Cloo takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Peeps lands with a straight right. Cloo didn't see that one coming.
Peeps connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cloo momentarily.
Peeps connects with a nice looking jab.
Cloo walks into a straight right hand from Peeps.
A cross from Peeps lands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cloo fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Joe Peeps has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cluk Cloo.
Peeps uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Cloo has time to react.
No joy there for Peeps, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Nice shot lands for Peeps.
Peeps lands with a cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Peeps dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Peeps fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Peeps looks to score with a jab to the body but Cloo is just out of range.
Cloo bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Peeps is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cloo.
Peeps throws an overhand right that lands on Cloo's shoulder, as Cloo tries to avoid the shot.
Peeps lands a nice looking body shot.
Peeps leaves Cloo with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Peeps lands a body shot.
Peeps lands the left hand.
Peeps scores with a nice strike.
Peeps misses with a body shot.
Peeps connects with a single shot there.
Cloo fails to land the takedown.
Cloo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cloo takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Peeps with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Peeps misses with a wild body shot.
Cloo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Peeps lands with a good body shot.
Cloo is trying desperately to land a takedown but Peeps is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Cloo.
Peeps changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Peeps stalks Cloo and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Cloo's face. Cloo staggers backwards, shaken.
Peeps scores with a nice head shot.
Peeps scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Peeps scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Peeps scores with a body shot.
Peeps lands with a straight right. Cloo didn't see that one coming.
Peeps with a jab.
Peeps is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Peeps throws a body punch but Cloo moves out of range.
Peeps connects with a body shot.
Peeps lands with a hook. Cloo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Peeps throws a combination. Cloo tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Peeps works Cloo's body with a nice hook.
Peeps scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cloo on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Peeps keeps the fight on the outside.
Peeps connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Cloo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Peeps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Peeps scores with a three punch combo!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peeps staying out of range there.
Peeps scores with a shot to the body.
Peeps throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cloo on the side of the head.
Peeps will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Peeps connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Peeps connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cloo. Cloo circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cloo shoots for a double leg takedown but Peeps sprawls well. He's pushed Cloo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Joe Peeps has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cluk Cloo.
Peeps connects with a looping right hand.
Peeps throws a one two combo.
Peeps scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cloo doesn't seem bothered though.
Peeps changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice shot by Peeps.
Nice cross by Peeps.
Cloo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Peeps digs a good body shot into Cloo's ribs.
Some wild striking there from Peeps.
Peeps lands a body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cloo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peeps swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cloo takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Peeps lands with a nice body punch.
Cloo moves forwards but Peeps connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Peeps moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Peeps lands with a right hand.
Peeps wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Cloo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Joe Peeps is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Peeps lands with a nice combination. Cloo backs away looking to recover.
Cloo takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Peeps scores with a hook to the body. Cloo takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fighters circle momentarily. Peeps darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Peeps lands a nice looking body shot.
Peeps bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cloo's head.
Cloo takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Peeps punishes Cloo's body with a nice straight punch.
Peeps connects with a crisp jab.
Peeps dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Peeps.
Peeps connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Peeps fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Cloo avoids a punch combination nicely.
Peeps scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Peeps stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cloo looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cloo slips a jab and a cross from Peeps.
Peeps goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Cluk Cloo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Peeps connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Cloo walks into a stiff left hand from Peeps.
Peeps moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Peeps with a body punch. A glancing blow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Peeps throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Cloo drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Peeps is in a bad spot here and he knows it... just holding on for now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Joe Peeps showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Peeps, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:24
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:25
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Joe Peeps!