PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnold Schwarzenegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Arnold Schwarzenegger has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Arnold Schwarzenegger seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Schwarzenegger
vs
Simpson

225 cm
22
267 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

215 cm
22
267 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Homer Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Damien Edna and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Schwarzenegger moves into the clinch successfully.
Simpson looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Simpson is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Schwarzenegger pulls him back up using the underhooks.

Schwarzenegger breaks from the clinch.

Schwarzenegger gets a takedown into half guard.
Simpson really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Schwarzenegger. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Simpson is refusing to be controlled, as Schwarzenegger sits in half guard.
Schwarzenegger takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Schwarzenegger trying to mount his opponent but Simpson defends it.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Schwarzenegger stands up from half guard.
Schwarzenegger tries to close the distance and clinch up but Simpson swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Schwarzenegger shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Simpson pinned against the cage. Simpson gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Simpson throws a big shot that misses.
Schwarzenegger changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Simpson tries to avoid it but Schwarzenegger manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Simpson to the ground. Simpson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Simpson looks to land a right hand but Schwarzenegger moved out of range.

Schwarzenegger shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Schwarzenegger advances position into side control!
Simpson can't do much from the bottom here.
Schwarzenegger tries to move to mount but Simpson blocks the move with his legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson is trying to control Schwarzenegger's posture but Schwarzenegger avoids it.

Schwarzenegger decides to stand back up.
Schwarzenegger throws a push kick but Simpson slaps the foot to one side.
Schwarzenegger wants to clinch.

Simpson shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Simpson stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schwarzenegger swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schwarzenegger wants to stand up but Simpson is controlling him.
Simpson tries to free his leg and advance position but Schwarzenegger is retaining full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Simpson is posturing up here but Schwarzenegger has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Simpson tries to roll out but it's too tight and Simpson has to tap! Slick submission there by Schwarzenegger!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Arnold Schwarzenegger!