PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between mike my weiner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and bartholomew bampton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). bampton has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! bartholomew bampton will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

my weiner
vs
bampton

187 cm
20
255 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
245 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, mike my weiner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, bartholomew bampton!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Winston Howard and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

my weiner scores with a takedown into bampton's guard.
bampton looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
my weiner works over bampton with some ground and pound from guard.
my weiner lands a couple of digs.
my weiner cracks bampton with a solid left hand.
my weiner could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
my weiner is in close to bampton's body, working some short punches and elbows.
my weiner throwing strikes but missing.
my weiner is in close to bampton's body, working some short punches and elbows.
my weiner sitting in guard here, content to control.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells my weiner's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
bampton keeping moving, preventing my weiner from controlling successfully.
my weiner lands a couple of elbows.
bampton keeping full guard, as my weiner tries to pass.
my weiner lands a couple of elbows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
my weiner scoring with some ground and pound.
my weiner postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

my weiner avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

bampton working for a triangle but my weiner defends it easily.
my weiner slips nicely into half guard.
my weiner is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
my weiner looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Nice strikes from my weiner there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
my weiner is keen to just control but bampton is a slippery customer.
my weiner slips a nice elbow through bampton's hands, connecting with bampton's forehead.

my weiner decides to return to a standing position.

my weiner decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
my weiner is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
my weiner is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
my weiner is looking to take a break and control but bampton is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
my weiner has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
my weiner is nestled in close to bampton, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
my weiner lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. my weiner connects with a nice short shot to bampton's temple.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. my weiner lands a nice short elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

my weiner has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can bampton defend it? my weiner steps over the head and cranks it - bampton is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for my weiner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). mike my weiner!